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>>374173695 >be me >handsome >meet HR lady after my first interview >clearly underqualified for the job >shake hands with HR lady but let my hand linger so it's like we're holding hands sensually for a few extra seconds as we make eye contact >"so...do you have any experience in this field?" >"Nope, but l'm a fast learner. I love your hair by the way, the color looks really good on you." >she blushes and smiles >manager walks in >"so how is he? Should I hire him?" >"I think we should :)" easy. obviously I got fired after 9 months because they realized I have no reason to be anywhere near MRI machines.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)18:41:29 No.876744053 Times you cucked people over at work: >Teacherfag >Everything's online >Don't mark s--- for one student >Split test into 4 separate assignments on Google Classroom >Only mark 1 of the 4, student gets a 60 kek 786 KB PNG >Don't bother marking anything else he hands in >Put 60 on midterm, contact his parents saying I'm worried he's not paying attention Lol f--- that little f----- : Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)18:50:28 No.876744451 >>876744053 (OP) # You're why I have trust issues

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Anon likes moles. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so >find that memory really f------ 13 KB JPG funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like l'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention

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Anon goes hunting | /r/Greentext

I was hunting with my grandfather for my 19th birthday about a year ago and we both watched a deer slam it's head into a rock until it's antlers and skull were shattered. once it's 34 KB JPG brains were everywhere it tried to lick them up and looked like it couldn't even use its jaw or tongue right, so it just stood upright like a f------ human and just walked into the river and died. we left immediately and my grandad was f------ terrified. I haven't been near woods since and he moved to Florida with my grandmother for "safety reasons"

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Anon uses grindr. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)16:31:50 No.25448782 >guy on grindr asks me to "parTy and play" >asks if he hosts or drives >get him to host and get his address >another guy asks the same question >tell him he needs to drive and l'll host and give him the address of the other guy >mfw I rerouted two completely different 7 KB JPG methheads to each other

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Anonymous 02/09/22(Wed)01:50:37 No.163608646 >be me >17 yo femanon >5'2" and D cups >older brother is 24 yo turbovirgin >l walk around him in a tank top with no bra and panties when the parents are away >he always tries to hide his boner then leaves the room like if he was having a panic attack >he can't talk about this to anyone because he would be the one coming off as some closeted pervert for saying this s--- drives him crazy I just love tormenting his ass

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Anon has a polish friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)20:38:43 No.876766853 >be me >5 or 6 years old >My friend with a weird accent invites me over >we're playing around doing dumb kid s--- 106 KB JPG >his mom comes home and starts talking to my friend in a foreign language >only time l've heard a language I didn't understand was from the special ed kids >think my friends mom is retarded >mfw friend starts speaking back to her in mongoloid tongue I seriously thought my friend was the tard whisperer and tried to get him to talk to the window lickers for months after that. He finally caught on and told me he was Polish and his mom didn't know how to speak English. 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon riddles you this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)22:14:41 No.68328358 > Diddle diddle I play you like a fiddle > Take a shot and try to answer my riddle > How can a good man love with joy > A woman that was used by strangers as a sextoy ? 9 KB JPG

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Anon writes a letter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)17:56:19 No.68326159 >"Anon why dont you make me letters like other couples in the movies?" >Flashback >Makes a drawing with letter >Gives it to my mother >"God anon, why do you keep giving me junk?" 29 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 12/20/18(Thu)10:15:48 No.787778550 >be me >24yo femanon >snort heroin >wake up in hospital >meet male nurse >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg 334 KB PNG >suck him off in the bathroom >ask him on a date >"no offence anon but I'm not going to date a junkie who sucks off men in bathrooms" >mfw

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>>374173695 >be me >handsome >meet HR lady after my first interview >clearly underqualified for the job >shake hands with HR lady but let my hand linger so it's like we're holding hands sensually for a few extra seconds as we make eye contact >"so...do you have any experience in this field?" >"Nope, but l'm a fast learner. I love your hair by the way, the color looks really good on you." >she blushes and smiles >manager walks in >"so how is he? Should I hire him?" >"I think we should :)" easy. obviously I got fired after 9 months because they realized I have no reason to be anywhere near MRI machines.

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