Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)23:55:01 No.160746508 >>160746560 >>160746574>>160746585 >>160746626 >>160746665 >>160746690 >>160746973 >>160747151 >>160747157 >>160747180 >>160747191 >>160747409 >>160747834>>160748133 >>160748146 >>160748160 >Mom is sad because IKEA is closing down in our city. She loved to shop there. Why is the west doing this to us?

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Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

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01/06/19(Sun)20:52:24 No.789321110 Anonymous >be me, 23yo, shy c--- >spent three years in a toxic relationship being constantly emotionally abused 11 KB JPG >ex dumped me for some swaggot couple years back because he was a f------- and got bored of me >apparently ended poorly (who would've thought?) >texted me some time back that she missed me and how I always treated her well and pampered her and how she's sorry fuckthatnoise.mp3 >left her on read and moved on, still feeling a bunch of inner turmoil >ran into her at local market today >she came up to me (even though I did my best to avoid her) >tries initiating conversation >something inside me gets ignited >"I'm sorry, do I know you?" >she's confused and goes "are you f------ kidding, it's me, xxxxxx" >"Ooh, s---, I didn't recognize you! THAT'S what you look like now? Talk about dodging a f------ bullet." >I walk off without saying anything else to her >saw her walking out bawling her eyes out >I feel closure and empowerment, anons >I think I'm ready for the dating scene again

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Anonymous Girl who used to ghost me is m(...) 04/29/22(Fri)03:40:57 No.68418410 >be me >chilling >she comes into my life >we hit it off pretty soon >go on a few dates, other than her being on her phone most of the time, we had a good time 1017 KB PNG >she starts ghosting me occasionally out of nowhere for almost 3 months, and her ghosting gets pretty serious at the end. >she apparently doesn't have any excuse >I stopped asking her why after few weeks, I didn't care when she replied to me >once it took her 2 weeks to reply to me...2 weeks, meanwhile she continued to post stories on insta >try to explain her that if this goes on, im out >she reassured me it won't happen again and other bs she used to feed me at that time >she lied >I got over it, stopped talking to her right then and there >it's been 5 months since I last texted her, meanwhile she texted me 11 times >Initially she thought I was joking and told me stop goofing around, but I left her on read every single time >what goes around comes around.

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04/28/22(Thu)06:06:44 No.68405968 >be me >live at my home >live in upper-middle class area and everyone in my area is some haughty yuppie c--- with some b------- job in marketing >do things like pilaties and own gay dogs like french bulldogs, etc 143 KB JPG >take garbage to the side of my street >assholes fill it with their dog's s--- >some don't even bag it >f------ gross >i even have a sign out front saying don't do this but they do it anyway >start buying bricks, around 1000 bricks actually >leave ample supply in my room and keep a few on my window frame. rest are in my shed >garbage cans are out >a------ comes along and puts dog s--- in garbage >tell him to f--- off, he flips me off >gave him fair warning, throw brick at him >hits him in the leg >looks like that hurt >ready to throw second but he limps off in pain >success >another comes along >throw brick, hits him in the head >goes down hard, dog runs off in fear >police get called and show up >no one knows what happened, cops just say he was mugged by n------ or something >continue this for a few weeks, several scalps claimed etc etc >notice a decline in yuppies walking dogs on my street >furthermore people avoid me in the neighbourhood, cross the street as i approach >several rumours about me spread >mfw i have conquered an entire neighbourhood of yuppies by assaulting them with bricks >to this day none have even attempted to challenge my claim to power Anonymous

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Anonymous I F------ HATE REDDITFAGS 04/29/22 (Fri)07:30:41 No.68416881 > be me > make a 4chan thread > 8 people reply Next day 1.21 MB PNG > brother shows me something on reddit > its MY F------ THREAD POSTED ON R/GREENTEXT f------ redittfags piss me off so much this f----- got 30 THOUSAND UPVOTES man f--- this I'm gonna go kms to cope 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/29/22 (Fri)07:34:22 No.68416914 It's pretty much a given that any greentext with a large amount of replies in this board is gonna get plastered on Leddit. This place has been Reddit for a long time now, a f----- Redditor could be lying in wait to screencap your thread right now

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: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)23:59:16 No.751895601 You wake up and find out you're a kid again in whatever placed you lived in at age 10. It also turns out you have fairly oddparents that will grant you anything you desire, what will it be? 147 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/17 (Fri)00:14:08 No.751896408 >>751895601 (OP) # I'd honestly wish for an afterlife to be 100% confirmed, for people who died in the past and thereafter. I just really want to see my brother again. I miss him. >>751896478 # : Anonymous 11/24/17(Fri)00:15:15 No.751896478 >>751896408 # Haba that's f------ gay I'd wish for some huge ass t---

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