Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)23:55:01 No.160746508 >>160746560 >>160746574>>160746585 >>160746626 >>160746665 >>160746690 >>160746973 >>160747151 >>160747157 >>160747180 >>160747191 >>160747409 >>160747834>>160748133 >>160748146 >>160748160 >Mom is sad because IKEA is closing down in our city. She loved to shop there. Why is the west doing this to us?

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: dnOrB8tl) 03/14/25(Fri)19:31:31 No.500474970 665 KB PNG >This was considered liberal in 2019

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Anonymous | 807887615 750.8 kB PNG 5 REPLIES 2 IMAGES Anonymous 807887653 VapoRut 21 mins ago ... How the f--- do I get rid of a hangover quickly, /b/, hopefully something I can pick up at a Walgreens or Walmart or whatever. If said hangover doesn't vanish, how do I start and finish a ten page paper with a hangover 19 mins ago. >>807887615 (OP) Rub vapo-rub on your a------, I know it sounds weird but it works like 90% of the time. 46.1 kB JPG REPLY

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Anon is a remote wagie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: +y5Hrkot) 6 KB PNG 04/27/22(Wed)22:39:12 No.48295738 >typed 's------ domination' into a microsoft teams chat

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Anon makes a recovery | /r/Greentext

01/06/19(Sun)20:52:24 No.789321110 Anonymous >be me, 23yo, shy c--- >spent three years in a toxic relationship being constantly emotionally abused 11 KB JPG >ex dumped me for some swaggot couple years back because he was a f------- and got bored of me >apparently ended poorly (who would've thought?) >texted me some time back that she missed me and how I always treated her well and pampered her and how she's sorry fuckthatnoise.mp3 >left her on read and moved on, still feeling a bunch of inner turmoil >ran into her at local market today >she came up to me (even though I did my best to avoid her) >tries initiating conversation >something inside me gets ignited >"I'm sorry, do I know you?" >she's confused and goes "are you f------ kidding, it's me, xxxxxx" >"Ooh, s---, I didn't recognize you! THAT'S what you look like now? Talk about dodging a f------ bullet." >I walk off without saying anything else to her >saw her walking out bawling her eyes out >I feel closure and empowerment, anons >I think I'm ready for the dating scene again

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Anon gets revenge. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Girl who used to ghost me is m(...) 04/29/22(Fri)03:40:57 No.68418410 >be me >chilling >she comes into my life >we hit it off pretty soon >go on a few dates, other than her being on her phone most of the time, we had a good time 1017 KB PNG >she starts ghosting me occasionally out of nowhere for almost 3 months, and her ghosting gets pretty serious at the end. >she apparently doesn't have any excuse >I stopped asking her why after few weeks, I didn't care when she replied to me >once it took her 2 weeks to reply to me...2 weeks, meanwhile she continued to post stories on insta >try to explain her that if this goes on, im out >she reassured me it won't happen again and other bs she used to feed me at that time >she lied >I got over it, stopped talking to her right then and there >it's been 5 months since I last texted her, meanwhile she texted me 11 times >Initially she thought I was joking and told me stop goofing around, but I left her on read every single time >what goes around comes around.

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Anon conquers the neighbourhood | /r/Greentext

04/28/22(Thu)06:06:44 No.68405968 >be me >live at my home >live in upper-middle class area and everyone in my area is some haughty yuppie c--- with some b------- job in marketing >do things like pilaties and own gay dogs like french bulldogs, etc 143 KB JPG >take garbage to the side of my street >assholes fill it with their dog's s--- >some don't even bag it >f------ gross >i even have a sign out front saying don't do this but they do it anyway >start buying bricks, around 1000 bricks actually >leave ample supply in my room and keep a few on my window frame. rest are in my shed >garbage cans are out >a------ comes along and puts dog s--- in garbage >tell him to f--- off, he flips me off >gave him fair warning, throw brick at him >hits him in the leg >looks like that hurt >ready to throw second but he limps off in pain >success >another comes along >throw brick, hits him in the head >goes down hard, dog runs off in fear >police get called and show up >no one knows what happened, cops just say he was mugged by n------ or something >continue this for a few weeks, several scalps claimed etc etc >notice a decline in yuppies walking dogs on my street >furthermore people avoid me in the neighbourhood, cross the street as i approach >several rumours about me spread >mfw i have conquered an entire neighbourhood of yuppies by assaulting them with bricks >to this day none have even attempted to challenge my claim to power Anonymous

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Femanon can't get a boyfriend | /r/Greentext

04/28/22(Thu)09:24:26 No.877111217 HOLDING HANDS... ...PRINCESS CARRY... ...KISS MY CHEEK... ...KISS MY FOREHEAD... I HAD ...SAY YOU LOVE ME... ...WAH NOTHING NEXT, TO HI BUT LEWD ..WHISPER IN MY EAR. THINGS ON MY MIND. ...SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM.. ...TALKING ABOUT FEELINGS... ...HUG ME TIGHTLY... Inst ....CALL ME CUTE... of..BRUSH MY HAIR ...TOUCH MY EARS..... PROPOSE TO ME. 36yv6xut5su31.jpg 130 KB JPG >Be me >Be virgin femcel >Try to get attention from a guy >He's physically and mentally under my league and 5 years older, but I'm desperate >Man's autistic but sweet, sometimes funny >I'm the one chasing after him >Says he loves me but 'he isn't prepared' >Try to get advice from boy friends >"Women have it easy but they're always going out with chads, surely you're looking in the wrong place" >Try to get advice form girl friends >"Literally not a single man will care about you, they're all just assholes. You should focus on your career for now" Since when has this weird gender love war been going on? I only want to cuddle with a man : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)09:26:20 No.877111283 >>877111217 (OP) # t--- or gtfo >>877111492 # : Anonymous hoft ...LIVING TOGETHER...

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Anon enters a portal | /r/Greentext

04/28/22(Thu)13:18:25 No.877122061 Anonymous >big box >walk into box >door closes >door reopens >exit >it's another floor 418 KB JPG WHAT THE F--- /b/ROS I'm so f------ scared

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Anon gets annoyed at reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I F------ HATE REDDITFAGS 04/29/22 (Fri)07:30:41 No.68416881 > be me > make a 4chan thread > 8 people reply Next day 1.21 MB PNG > brother shows me something on reddit > its MY F------ THREAD POSTED ON R/GREENTEXT f------ redittfags piss me off so much this f----- got 30 THOUSAND UPVOTES man f--- this I'm gonna go kms to cope 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/29/22 (Fri)07:34:22 No.68416914 It's pretty much a given that any greentext with a large amount of replies in this board is gonna get plastered on Leddit. This place has been Reddit for a long time now, a f----- Redditor could be lying in wait to screencap your thread right now

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so i am not the only one who remebers random unimportant moments? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do

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Anon recalls September 10th | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/21(wed 700.03.36 NO.100092277 JJJ.jpg 91 KB JPG >Hoffman, you're s------- me; you can't come in?...Seventh Jewish guy to call in sick tomorrow, September 11th. >Yom Kippur? You made that s--- up. You're fired! Peter Parker enters. >Parker! Seen this in the financial section? Silverstein's shorting all the airline stocks. The f--- is going on?

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Anon gets a wish. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)23:59:16 No.751895601 You wake up and find out you're a kid again in whatever placed you lived in at age 10. It also turns out you have fairly oddparents that will grant you anything you desire, what will it be? 147 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/17 (Fri)00:14:08 No.751896408 >>751895601 (OP) # I'd honestly wish for an afterlife to be 100% confirmed, for people who died in the past and thereafter. I just really want to see my brother again. I miss him. >>751896478 # : Anonymous 11/24/17(Fri)00:15:15 No.751896478 >>751896408 # Haba that's f------ gay I'd wish for some huge ass t---

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Anon plays chess | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 91 KB JPG 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my computer >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid >>461756676 # >>461756845 # >>461756853 # >>461757968 # >>461760829 # >>461760954 # >>461761994 # >>461762416 # >>461763673 # >>461764428 #

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