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I'm the Worst Captain Ever. 100 years later BITCH PLEASE

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Uploaded by Brad Jan 19, 2012 at 01:29AM EST

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Origin Entry: 2012 Costa Concordia Disaster

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Photograph taken at a diagonal angle of the sunken ship that confuses the viewer because of how our eye expects things to be.
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Being the capitano of one of the worlds largest and most expensive luxury liners is molto bene, I am like Hugh Hefner of the sea! Primo, I am going down to ethe bar for a second, you're in control Capito! FOUR HOURS LATER Cazzo! I feel like merda now And only ugly old germans. Capitano, reporting that our course is steady and we are travelling at the optimal speed for the area. No waves or significant wind, sir Don't tell me how to run my ship, stronzo! I am the Comandante aboard! Now give me the wheel! Are you sure you are in a condition to drive, capitano? I learned to drive in Napoli, pompinara, I am in EVERY condition to drive! FUG... EVERYBODY STAY CALM! MAKE YOUR WAY TO A LIFE BOAT ORDERLY, NO PANIC, THE CAPITANO WILL SHOW THE WAY! RIGHT, CAPITANO?! GOTT IM HIMMEL!! HILFE!! CAPITANOOOOO?!! Si mamma, there has been an incidenta unfortuna Is okay if I stay with you for a month?
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Naah, the Titanic's Captain went down with his ship and wasn't the main person to blame for the crash.

This, was quite opposite, the captain has been arrested for possibly deliberately going too close to the shore, while only 11 people died.

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Uploaded Jan 19, 2012 at 01:29AM EST

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2012 Costa Concordia Disaster

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