Man Literally Too Angry to Die

Man Literally Too Angry to Die

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Updated Mar 16, 2020 at 01:19PM EDT by Matt.

Added Aug 15, 2018 at 01:34PM EDT by Adam.

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About

Man Literally Too Angry to Die refers to an exploitable Breaking News Parody in which various pop culture characters are paired with the chyron "Man Literally Too Angry to Die" or a variant thereof depending on the character.

Origin

On January 27, 2017, Facebook user Noah Cogliette published the earliest version of the meme in the SWSithposting Facebook group. They wrote, "Posting again cuz this shitty OC I made never got posted." The post received more than 3,800 reactions in less than four years (shown below).


Noah Cogliette New Member · January 27, 2017 Posting again cuz this s----- OCI made never got posted LIVE breakyourownnews.com BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE 20:39 MAN PRESUMED DEAD IN 1999 RETURNS FOR TWO SEPERATE ANIMATED SERIES

Spread

On January 29th, 2017, Redditor tjl_p posted an example of the meme to /r/PrequelMemes[1] using an image of Darth Maul. The post gained over 980 points (shown below).


LIVE breakyourownnews.comm BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE 20:39 MAN PRESUMED DEAD IN 1999 RETURNS FOR TWO SEPERATE ANIMATED SERIES

On March 15th, the image was posted to Funnyjunk,[2] where another user created a variation on the template using Zaeed from Mass Effect (shown below).


LIVE BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE 15:35

In the following months, the chyron was often paired with the protagonist of the Doom series, known as "Doomguy." On May 6th, 2018, a Doomguy edit appeared in a dump of the meme on Imgur (shown below, left). On August 13th, 2018, another Doomguy edit was posted to /r/gaming, gaining over 54,000 points (shown below, right).


LIVE BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE 13:05 THE DEMONS ARE AFRAID, FEAR FOR THEIR LIVES, THEY KILLED HIS RABBIT AND CON LIVE /2 BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE 12:39 VOWS TO PUNISH MS-13 DEMONS WHO BREACHED THE EARTH-HELL BORDER WALL

Other variations used different phrases in the chyron while using different characters. For example, a Prequel Meme variation using Padme Amidala posted to /r/PrequelMemes on May 31st, 2018 gained over 1,600 points. Imgur user DankeKatz created a variation using a character from the Hunter X Hunter anime (shown below, right).


LIVE BREAKING NEWS WOMAN LITERALLY TOO SAD TO LIVE 0:19 00BA 00BA CAN'T EXPLAIN IT, APPARENTLY SHE "HAS LOST THE WILL TO LIVE" LIVE eakvourownnews.com BREAKING NEWS KID GOT SO ANGRY, HE AGED! 23:43 NO JOKE, THAT'S HAPPEND

Various Examples


LIVE BREAKING NEWS MAN STILL ALIVE DUE TO PURE RAGE 12:58 HE LITERALLY CUT OFF HIS OWN ARM TO KILL THIS MAN LIKE HOLY F--- LIVE breakwourownnews.com BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE 14:30 BEING TRAMPLED BY A 412 TONNE GOD-MACHINE ONLY MADE HIM ANGRIER LIVE breakyourownnews.conm BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALY TOO ANGRY TO DIE 22:02 WHO NEEDS BLOOD WHEN YOU HAVE RAGE? SAYS PUNISHER MEDIC. LIVE breakyourownnews.com s Fi BREAKING NEWS LOCAL LEGEND TOO GUD TO DIE 19:59 STUNLOCKS LOCAL CLUB OF GANKING SCRUBS, ENDS GLOBAL SALT SHORTAGE LIVE breakyourownnews.com BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE 8:55 LOCAL RETARD FAILS AT SPIRIT BOMB BECOMES VERY UPSET LIVE brea BREAKING NEWS MAN LITERALLY TOO ANGRY TO DIE 0:24 HE SAYS THAT ALL MIGHT IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO KILL HIM

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External References

[1] Reddit – /r/prequelmemes

[2] Funnyjunk – Old Wounds

[3] Facebook – SWSithposting

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