The Weekly Meme Roundup: DOGE Doubt, Gary Barlow's Big Boy, I Understand It Now and More
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![[-] wuggy Re-learning (1 LD since) 402 points 1 day ago Sex has been very unreliable experience in lucid dreams for me, and I've pretty much chosen not to do it anymore. The reason is that either it becomes weird by the woman morphing, or I get over-excited and wake up. A little NSFW story I was having a dream a while back, I was in a enclosed, small barn. I realize I'm in a dream, do a reality check. The dream is stable and all is fine and dandy. I decided that the first order of business was to have sex. In walks a gorgeous, dark woman whose actions I can control with my thoughts. I make her bend over against a wall, and pull down her mini shorts. But lo and behold, what do we have here? Why it's a little flaccid penis hanging between her legs. I was startled, but I knew I was in control so what I proceed to do is hold the penis between my index finger and thumb and pull it off. Behind revealed a good ol' vagina. I proceed to insert, and I feel something strange. The tip of my Johnson touches something solid and presses it down. I hear rapid beeps, and my partner explodes sending me flying against a wall of the barn. The impact was so strong that it woke me up permalink ↑ H lunchb0x91 737 points 1 day ago -TERRORISTS WIN permalink parent H stillakila Researching, yet to try.| 154 points 1 day ago I just laughed so hard at this, that my coworkers gave me strange looks from across the large room my desk is in. permalink parent](https://a.kym-cdn.com/assets/image-covers/nsfw-small-89411e48e05424344bd3dadd415e878a.png "When sex during lucid dreaming goes wrong")
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