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: Anonymous MA LM RIS PARI 06/02/22(Thu)15:28:06 No.168979473 Amber heard owes 15 million to Jonny. She does not have 15 million dollars. Lets figure out how she can pay off her debt. LM If she were to charge $60 for a b------ that would mean 308 KB JPG 15000000 / 60 = 250000 she only has to suck off 250,000 men. The average flaccid-to-orgasm (F20) b------ lasts somewhere between 5 to 7 minutes, so lets say 6 minutes. Considering this, assuming perfect efficiency - that means she'll spend 1500000 minutes slobering on c---. 250000*6 = 1500000 minutes 1500000 / 60 = 25000 hours 25000/24 = 1041.666(repeating) days (sleep not factored in) to get a more realistic approximation, let's assume she's sleeping for 8 hours. 24-8 = 16 25000/16 = 1562.5 days 1562.4 / 365.24 = 4.27 years A little over four and a quarter years of non stop d--- sucking from waking up to going to sleep, and she'll have easily paid off her DEBT to the DEPP! Now of course, our calculations are a little rough, we aren't taking into account weekends or meals (although she'd probably be able to survive on the high protein, high calorie c-- diet) I hope this was educational.
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