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: Anonymous 21 KB PNG 08/05/22(Fri)12:24:30 No.883328835 >i'm a genius! >took an IQ test (on the digital web network) >got 39 >that's higher than normal body temperature >meaning my IQ is above average by 3 points >i will take control over the wolrd using the power of my brain

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anonymous 8 5 KB PNG 08/05/22 (Fri)02:32:14 No.883306571 >be me >want to play vidya >join vidya discord server >members aren't even talking about vidya what's the point in having discord servers dedicated to a game that people aren't even gonna use it for

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Anonymous Properon Cheese Cup CO 1.23 MB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)14:58:49 No.883285617 >ex gf finally pays an insignificant Venmo request I sent months before >texts me about it, asking if I meant to send it on national girlfriend day, and she thinks that would be funny >(why does she even have my number? ok...) >Tell her nonchalantly that yes that would have been funny but I sent the request months ago >she claims she never got it until today >(ok?... why are you even texting me about this?) >Say ok, stop texting, havent heard from her since 3 Replies View Thread 08/04/22(Thu)15:13:42 No.883286309 Anonymous >>883285617 haven't seen bologna with mayo frosting since i moved from wisconsin

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⠀ A Gore Videos Don't Affect Me Any More Gore Videos Don't Affect Me An(...) 08/05/22 (Fri)02:11:46 No.69683398 39 KB PNG >be me a year ago >used to get horrified at gore videos >be me now >not even the most brutal dismemberment cartel executions affect me now I used to get bad dreams from this s--- but now it doesn't even matter? What are the affects of this on my brain and whats happening?

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08/04/22(Thu)16:25:51 No.389728449 Anonymous (ID: 6xz2+snl 1 File: levels of clown world.jpg (110 KB, 973x1024) We're hitting levels of clown world that shouldn't even be possible. >>389715309 (OP) >Know there's a contagious disease spread by anonymous sex >Have anonymous sex >Get disease >"The health system has failed me!!"

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: Anonymous I f----- up 08/04/22(Thu)20:40:41 No.883303709 So basically I am 41 years old and I have a wife, and 2 kids. (daughter and son) My son is approaching 18 years old and I believe that he is a incel. I have asked him occasionally if he has had a gf yet and he keeps telling me that he is "working on it" now that he is almost out of highschool he has yet to have a girlfriend and he has never gone to prom or homecoming either. I've never had this issue with my daughter as she was always able to land boyfriends and she has had many. (she is 15) I keep telling her to help her brother out by hooking him up with some of her friends and she says no because he is embarrassing. What the f--- am I supposed to do now that my meta-physical successor of me, THAT represents me Is a failed beta-male? Has dating become harder for men or something? 63 Replies / 6 Images 344 KB JPG View Thread : Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)22:23:44 No.883309366 >>883303709 (OP) # your son is a buttboy an emasculated f----- toy for real men

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: Anonymous >24 year old virgin >coom daily for years to women way out of my leauge >Not p---, just beautiful women, models, etc. >Finally go home with a girl irl >She is average looking like me 18 KB JPG >We get nude >dickfailure.png >Realize I can't get aroused by average looking women anymore She was visibly upset 07/29/22 (Fri)01:05:03 No.69597321 25 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous View Thread 07/29/22(Fri)05:38:54 No.69599499 >>69597321 (OP) # dickfailure lol We ain't ever gonna make it

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Anonymous 10 KB JPG 08/04/22(Thu)22:11:24 No.883308705 >Be me >Manage a mechanic shop that is part of a larger franchise >have one of high school teachers pull up >ah s--- >pull up and have to put on a s--- eating grin >do a general service on her car >as we finish up and she is paying she looks my dead in they eye and whispers "I always new you wouldn't make it far in life anon, should have payed attention in class" >easily make more than her and I don't have to deal with horny and retarded high school students Feels good man

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File: Creation of the Sun and M(...).jpg (958 KB, 2184x3064) Anonymous (ID: MVhHJ2HB) 05/12/14(Mon)14:31:45 No.546150057 >Be me >God >Alpha as f--- > Omega as f--- >Flash back to 4.5 billion years ago >I'm high as balls and come up with this crazy idea >It's a way for species to change into other species over time, without me having to do s--- >Call it "evolution" because it's a cool sounding word >Create planet, put a few microbes on it, and upload evolution algorithm >Fast forward to present day >I'm partying it up with some T-Rexes on this dinosaur planet I just created >Decide to check in on evolution planet to see if anything interesting has happened >Discover that it's populated by billions of creatures that look like me >niggawhut.jpg >But they don't have my powers, they're just a bunch of mortalfags >Still pretty freaked out that they look like me, though >Check back in on evolution planet after a few hundred years >All the mortalfags have uploaded their consciousnesses into a giant quantum supercomputer >It can talk >It tells me it is capable of perfectly simulating an infinite number of universes >And one of those universes is the one I'm in >MFW I created myself

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File: IMG_20220804_143840.jpg (194 KB, 1080x768) publié par u/chicametipo il y a 7 heures 5 $2 29.3k Just driving back from my morning jog, minding my own business and then suddenly, Florida man 2.2k Commentaires Récompenser Americans drive to go jogging? Anonymous | 08/04/22(Thu)21:40:28 No.168911817 » >>168912314>>168912661>>168913419>>168914320>>168915482 pls explain APPALION Partager Sauvegarder >> Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)21:42:27 No.168911919 ► Anonymous 08/04/22(Thu)21:44:04 No.168912011 ► >>168912101 >>168912135 >>168912178 >>168912231 >>168912280 >>168912309 >>168912361 >>168912382 >>168912471 >>168912487 >>168912661 >>168912743 >>168912840 >>168912853 >>168912885 >>168913075 >>168913156 >>168913307 >>168913490 >>168913576 >>168913699 >>168913722 >>168913896 >>168914059 >>168914305 >>168914435 >>168914653 >>168914673 >>168914761 >>168914780 >>168915097 >>168915175 >>168915396 >>168915461 File: Bright+School.jpg (206 KB, 1000x750) jogging and running is done most often at running tracks. sometimes in parks, savvy people may also jog inside shopping malls with AC. actual travel by foot can be very dangerous, and is illegal in some municipalities

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: Anonymous 21 KB PNG 08/05/22(Fri)12:24:30 No.883328835 >i'm a genius! >took an IQ test (on the digital web network) >got 39 >that's higher than normal body temperature >meaning my IQ is above average by 3 points >i will take control over the wolrd using the power of my brain

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