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File: bug eyed wojak.jpg (55 KB, 1000x1000) O Anonymous 08/15/22(Mon)13:26:06 No.883942338 ► I hate Tumblr sometimes >be me a couple years ago> >sophomore in high school> >homecoming is in a week> >There's a cute girl I like, who is also an artist> >I draw sometimes, so we have that in common> >See her drawing in the library> >heregoesnothing.jpg> >Start talking to her, she seems interested> >We start talking about True Crime> >I mention the recent Parkland shooting> >She says "That guys not as cute as some of the others"> >Waitwhat.jpg> >Gets out a drawing notebook> >shows me a picture she drew of the two columbine shooters as a gay couple> >W--.jpg> >W-- X10> >She says, "My favorite one is Adam, he's just such a cutie"> >MFW Adam is the Sandy Hook shooter> >I panic, and blurt out "You wanna go to homecoming with me?"> >She says "No thanks, you seem nice but you're not attractive"> >MFW a guy who shot up an elementary school has more girls than me>

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