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: Anonymous Story time 08/23/22(Tue)12:18:06 No.884379597 >be me, shift manager at my local mcdonalds for 4 years >new recruits starting their shift >most of them are typical wagies who are familiar working at fast food restaraunts that usually require 0 37 KB JPG motivation or effort >realize store has had a policy where if you catch an employee stealing food without paying for it and report it you get 25$ >man 25$ sounds great >have guy working on fried products whos still learning the ropes, high school kid who has clearly never worked at mcdonalds before >around 6 pm, everythings pretty slow moving so make sure to bust everyones ass so everything is clean and nobody is just sitting around doing nothing except for fried product kid since hes new >ahh everything is normal, everyone is busting their ass cleaning for me while i get to sit back and not do s--- because im the f------ manager >make sure to closely watch new kid while not looking too suspicious >about an hour of only a few customers, i notice fried products kid has been eating fries >walk up to him while hes stealing another fry >me: What the f--- are you doing? >kid: Nothing just waiting for something to do >me: Did you pay for those fries? >kid: Uhh no >me: You're not supposed to be eating fries. >kid: Oh i thought- someone told me it was alright >me: Its f------ not alright. >kid stares at me >me: You realize you can get fired right? >kid is visibly s------- his pants >me: Im f------ calling corporate >walk away to call corporate, kid is standing there watching me awkwardly >gm tells me to tell the kid hes fired >kid comes up to manager's office to try and apologize >me: You're fired, get the f--- out. >mfw bag secured

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: Screenshot 2022-08-23 215646.png (200 KB, 586x398) abs why are you gay? y are u gae Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue)21:59:22 No.884391261 >be me >mom gives me a lift >to make small talk she asks if i have any crushes on girls >tell her i dont really care about girls >asks me if i have any crushes on boys >tell her im not gay >entire car ride home she insists its okay if im gay what does she mean by this /b/ros?

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Anonymous 708164944 what if one day you woke up and your n------ were completely gone like no scars or anything, just flat skin and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your n------ should be because you were born without them not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in god bless you dad 2 minutes ago

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: Anonymous (ID: FGpnNZdC ) [ 08/23/22(Tue)12:26:28 No.392240407 The symptoms of ADHD are the same symptoms as boredom. Especially in children. >Be child >Boundless energy inside >In the morning, parents put on TV >Parents give a tablet to sit and play on >Then sit on bus until school >outside for 5-10 minutes >sit in classroom for hours >go outside for 10 minutes >sit in classroom for hours >go outside for 30 minutes >sit in classroom for hours >go outside for 10 minutes >sit on bus to go home >get home and go on computer >NOT SURE WHY JUNIOR IS SO FIDGETY. NARCOTICS ARE THE ONLY ANSWER.

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Anonymous (ID: mDzfQ+1c) 08/22/22(Mon)08:03:28 No.51036932 >>51036525 # >>51033464 (OP) # >Married my wife because I was somewhat happy with her >tolerate her at best, sex she always complaint my d--- was too big >Pre marriage she was messy but eventually cleaned up, and she cooked well so that was nice >post marriage the cleaning stopped and having dinner ready by 5:30 pm was always impossible >I would ask her to always have it ready by the time I got home, but it never happened and still doesn't >sometimes she won't finish until f------ 21:00 >and cleaning >if I yell at her for making a mess and never cleaning I'm the bad guy >if I say nothing and angrily clean (because I can't control my rage of working all f------ day to come home to f------ filth), I'm the bad guy >she works remotely making s--- money and I tell her to quit to take care of the kids and home >the kids so far have been raised by an iPad and Jew tube. >I'm f------ furious, I had to potty train our son since she was too f------ lazy >I had to teach my daughter her ABCs before going to school AT SEVEN YEARS OLD I'M GOING TO F------ EXPLODE I CAN'T HANDLE THIS SLOTH BITCH ANY F------ LONGER. I WORK ALL DAY AND MAKE GOOD MONEY YOU F------ W---- TAKE CARE OF THE HOME IT'S YOUR ONE F------ JOB AND YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT АННННННННННННННHHG BUG F------ SILVERFISH BUGS HAVE INFESTED EVERY ROOM. Not a single room in my house is clean except my space. I cannot handle it. I hate it. I cannot change her and it's been ten years.

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: Anonymous Story time 08/23/22(Tue)12:18:06 No.884379597 >be me, shift manager at my local mcdonalds for 4 years >new recruits starting their shift >most of them are typical wagies who are familiar working at fast food restaraunts that usually require 0 37 KB JPG motivation or effort >realize store has had a policy where if you catch an employee stealing food without paying for it and report it you get 25$ >man 25$ sounds great >have guy working on fried products whos still learning the ropes, high school kid who has clearly never worked at mcdonalds before >around 6 pm, everythings pretty slow moving so make sure to bust everyones ass so everything is clean and nobody is just sitting around doing nothing except for fried product kid since hes new >ahh everything is normal, everyone is busting their ass cleaning for me while i get to sit back and not do s--- because im the f------ manager >make sure to closely watch new kid while not looking too suspicious >about an hour of only a few customers, i notice fried products kid has been eating fries >walk up to him while hes stealing another fry >me: What the f--- are you doing? >kid: Nothing just waiting for something to do >me: Did you pay for those fries? >kid: Uhh no >me: You're not supposed to be eating fries. >kid: Oh i thought- someone told me it was alright >me: Its f------ not alright. >kid stares at me >me: You realize you can get fired right? >kid is visibly s------- his pants >me: Im f------ calling corporate >walk away to call corporate, kid is standing there watching me awkwardly >gm tells me to tell the kid hes fired >kid comes up to manager's office to try and apologize >me: You're fired, get the f--- out. >mfw bag secured

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