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PNG 397.79 KB >Be me. >Be 14. >Making prank calls with a friend from school. >Decide to prank guys on a gay hotline. >Start trolling some old boomer who sounds like the guy you buy washing machines from. >Use a voice that sounds like Kermit the frog grew up in Alabama. >He says I sound young. >Tell him I'm 19. >He asks me when I found out I was gay. >Come up with some story about being in the gym with my cousin and getting buttf d after I bent over in front of him. >He says that's hot as f k and he's stroking. >Kek.exe what a f ot chatting with some guy talking about gay sex. >Me and my friend are giggling like schoolgirls. >Asks me how I masturbate. >Tell him I like to bend my d k backwards and sit on my d k to f k my own ass. >Expect him to hang up after hearing something so retarded. >He asks me to do it while he listens. >Roflmao we got this guy good. >Make grunting Kermit noises and describe penetrating myself. >Suddenly realize he's actually huffing and puffing and about to cm. >Stare into my friend's eyes while we listen to a grown man have an incredibly loud orgasm and c m all over himself. >Hang up on him. >Sit in silence for a few seconds. >Friend says "I have to go." >Never do prank calls again.
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