: Anonymous 62 KB JPG >>27510117 # 10/16/22(Sun)09:50:56 No.27510068 what are the best ways to make money online? >>27510294 # I'm a teen and i have looked around for a job but there isn't any half time job they all need some slave cashier to work 8 hours a day for 150 dollar a month and that can't work because of my school and stuff : Anonymous >>27510068 (OP) # twitch, wear a tanktop, onlyfans, post pics of your feet. millionaire before 20 y/o >male oh 10/16/22(Sun)09:52:43 No.27510075 : Anonymous >>27510075 # Can it just be the feet?? : Anonymous >>27510068 (OP) # Sell courses telling people how to make money online 10/16/22(Sun)10:02:04 No.27510111 10 un)10:02:46 No.27510117

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anonymous 42 KB JPG 10/14/22(Fri)11:28:22 No.887303721 When are they launching the nukes?? I'm getting sick of waiting!

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: Anonymous 16 KB PNG 01/17/22 (Mon)18:11:42 No.870858186 I got a good one for y'all >be me >4th grade >new class so we're all introducing ourselves >Teacher says to think up an adjective that describes us and starts with the first letter of our name >hear my classmates think of stuff like "Strong Shawn" and "Kind Kelly" >can't think of anything >imfreakingout.png >it's my turn now >now or never >"uh..r-r-retarded richard" >whole class laughs >teachers gets mad and sends me to the principal >suspended for a week for ableist language >mfw when i return and the whole class likes me Being a retard has it's perks

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Anonymous 31 KB PNG 02/13/19(Wed)13:55:42 No.792533342 >be me >be loser who drives a delivery van all day >work is f------ boring as f--- >get new puppy >puppy is sad when I go to work >have idea >I will take puppy to work with me >Next day put puppy in van >Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab >Take puppy to park during lunch break >Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries >Drive home >Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy >Have never had this much enjoyment of work >Thank you puppy

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Anonymous 02/03/22(Thu)12:19:58 No.24319619 i wanna ruin some conservative dad's life by manhandling his fem son in front of him and his son is in on it 387 KB JPG

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Anonymous Why, Anon? Why, why why?! Why do you do it? Why lift? Why keep lifting? Do you believe you're lifting for something? For more than your own survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it for women? Or respect? Perhaps fear? Could it be love? Illusions, Anon. Vagaries of gains. Temporary constructs of a feeble human body trying desperately to justify building muscle that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the gym itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as gains. You must be able to see it, Anon. You must know it by now. You can't gain muscle. It's pointless to keep lifting. Why, Anon? Why? Why do you persist? 1 Reply / 1 Image 44 KB JPG Anonymous 10/11/22(Tue)21:30:40 No.68606002 279 KB JPG View Thread 10/11/22(Tue)21:43:05 No.68606092 Because I have nothing better to do

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: Anonymous 10/17/22(Mon) 08:38:17 No.70619482 Coco_010.jpg 17 KB JPG >New coworker >Two weeks after she started, have literally never talked to her >She walks up to me out of nowhere >"Why do you look so mad all the time?" Why the f--- do people feel the need to say s--- like this?

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: Anonymous 12 KB PNG : Anonymous >be me >didn't ask >don't care >ratio 10/16/22(Sun)08:45:04 No.887416600 >Be me >Start rizzing a girl up on Snapchat >we have been talking for 2 days >sends me a unexpected nude the 3 day >holyfuck.png >idk what to do in this situation 10/16/22(Sun)08:49:30 No.887416775 10/16/22(Sun)08:53:15 No.887416920 : Anonymous >>887416600 (OP) # Show her your butthole, it'll be something new and set you apart from the others, no lame d--- pic, be the alpha and spread those cheeks for her and teller to get her tounge ready

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: Anonymous 105 KB JPG 08/19/21(Thu)09:30:47 No.65046920 >become in love with my sister >don't even see any other woman as a potential mate >can never confess my feelings to her because it might drive her away and f--- my relationship with my family >might as well just kill myself you don't know true pain 08/19/21(Thu)09:36:25 No.65046961 : Anonymous >>65046920 (OP) # >wear a fake mustache and a trenchcoat and ask your sister out in your deepest voice

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>be me >be in university >me and best friend there always joke about traps because of the meme >browse trap threads from time to time 8 KB JPG >curious about it but not a big deal >one day friend from university says we need to talk >"oh ok" >he doesn't wait and tell me by text >"anon I need to tell you that I actually want to become a trap and I'm getting huge feelings towards you" >get massive boner and don't know how to respond F--- you guys now I'm a total f----- and want to f--- my best friend in a dress because of you

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: Anonymous >>887407554 >be me >middle school >wanna go check the girls' locker room while no one is inside 10/16/22(Sun)22:12:02 No.887409102 (OP) # >totally gonna sniff shoes and shirts >friend is disgusted but wants to see his crush's bra so he helps me >find the perfect day >make my nose bleed >teacher sends me and friend to boys' locker room to stop bleeding while everyone is running outside >try to get inside girls' one instead >grab a shoe, about to sniff it >already feels like heaven because it belonged to my crush >someone comes in >hide in the bathroom >it's a girl from my class I hated >she's about to enter the bathroom >slam door in her face >break her glasses >dash out while she tried to see who I am >goes to the teacher complaining >teacher immediately realizes it must've been me >left trail of blood leading to the boys' locker room but not to the girls' >teacher thinks it was someone from the other class because of trail >f------ saved

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: Anonymous 01/13/19(Sun)21:58:56 No.789916764 48 KB JPG >Be me >Been playing red dead 2 all day everyday for a week straight >Had to actually leave the house for groceries etc (I live at college so I actually have to do things for myself) > Decide to try to be more like Arthur Morgan >About to walk past a guy in the street, will say the first cowboy-ish thing that comes to my head when I pass him >Approach him >"Hey sexy" What the f---

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: Anonymous (ID: JgVMRNXb) Solution to WW3 10/16/22(Sun)09:56:14 No.400034268 n----- anus tonguging.png 241 KB PNG Its simple, nuke ukraine, if ukraine is an irradiated wasteland, NATO and Russia cant expand into it, that way everybody will be happy, because now nobody can have ukraine and thus there wont be an escalation between NATO or Russia, because the ukrainian wasteland will seperate them. 9 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 62 KB JPG >>27510117 # 10/16/22(Sun)09:50:56 No.27510068 what are the best ways to make money online? >>27510294 # I'm a teen and i have looked around for a job but there isn't any half time job they all need some slave cashier to work 8 hours a day for 150 dollar a month and that can't work because of my school and stuff : Anonymous >>27510068 (OP) # twitch, wear a tanktop, onlyfans, post pics of your feet. millionaire before 20 y/o >male oh 10/16/22(Sun)09:52:43 No.27510075 : Anonymous >>27510075 # Can it just be the feet?? : Anonymous >>27510068 (OP) # Sell courses telling people how to make money online 10/16/22(Sun)10:02:04 No.27510111 10 un)10:02:46 No.27510117

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