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Anonymous 10/21/22(Fri)15:26:27 No.2484342 ► >>2484608 File: zoomer.png (36 KB, 197x200) >>2484013 >Wakes up >Watches tiktok for 5 hours >Faps to FNAF p--- >Plays fortnite for 4 hours >Gets hungry >Mom is out getting railed by a stranger >"I'll make my own food!" >The cook book is written in a alien language >"How to do tell what is bussin?" >Gives up >Settles for beans on toast >He stares at a can of beans and can opener in utter bewilderment >"How to get the beans out?" >Gives up >Orders Uber Eats with the pocket money his mom gave him >He was saving that for V bucks >Resentful towards his mom for not being home to make food >While eating his slop he get's an idea >"I'm 23 now, I can do anything, f--- this world" >Open 4chan >Writes this post

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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