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: Anonymous 01/31/21 (Sun)20:45:31 No.138718405 >Call Amazon customer service >I'm informed the call center guy is speaking from Egypt >Turns out to be the most ia 44 KB PNG professional, most polite call center guy I've ever interacted with >Thank him a lot >"Always at your service Sir" >Before leaving I ask him if he's actually Egyptian >"Yes" >congratulate him on his perfect Italian >"Thanks, I invite you to visit Egypt, the country of the the Sphinx and the Pyramids, one of the seven wonders of the world" >Haha wow thanks! >"I've worked with Italians before. You can visit my city which is located there near there, you'll love it there" >Thank him so much, and ask him his name again >He knows mine from the screen I felt /international/ love bliss bros. I now have a new Egyptian fren

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 111 KB JPG >mfw 06/06/21(Sun)21:27:47 No.64033474 >in bed with gf >she wants my attention >decides upon the best course of action >rams her fingers up my butthole >jesusfuckwoman >turn to her and ask w-- shes doing >"just a little bit of trolling" And i thought i was autistic.

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Anon's cuckold fantasy | /r/Greentext

1 Reply NEVER 6619965 27m (11/11 16:40) 70939465 2 Replies 7.jpg >Anon, this is a little awkward but...um...Ok, I'm *really* f------ horny and well...would you mind...y'know...driving me to Chad's place? My car is low on gas. >>70939458 (OP) What the f--- goes through your head when you make these posts?

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Fucking Redditards | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/11/22(Fri)00:00:44 No.70933150 >>70934535 >be me >post a well-thought out greentext >"haha wow the reddit f--- will like this one. I think ill post it tomorrow" >wake up to someone else who already did >got 10k upvotes >mfw Anonymous 11/11/22(Fri)00:04:36 No.70933185 You have to go back ittor Anonymous 11/11/22(Fri)00:06:33 No.70933206 >redditor >makes good posts pick one, f----- Anonymous 11/11/22(Fri)02:08:32 No.70934535 >>70933150 (OP) >be me >suck a well-thought-out penis >"haha wow the reddit f--- will like this one. I think ill post it tomorrow" >wake up to someone else who already did >got 10k upvotes >mfw

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Anon falls asleep at school | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB JPG 11/10/22(Thu)09:47:38 No.888826796 >be me >fall asleep in end-of-year school hall assembly >suddenly, I wake up to everyone jumping out their seats >people start screaming from the top of their lungs >I get up as quickly as I can and jolt towards the door >some guy in my class thought I was running towards him >for some unfathomable reason, he decides to block my escape >he wraps his arms around me and lifts me off my feet >puts me down, but he's positively beaming at me >half asleep and out of breath, I manage to utter: >"What's going on? What's happening?" >"We did it!" he says >"We've won the House Cup!!!" >I turn around to see the headmaster of the school right behind me >he's old and gay, but somehow managed to grow one of the most magnificent beards I've ever had the pleasure of laying my eyes upon >He asks me: "You've won! Aren't you happy, young man?" >"Great," I say >"What kind of reward do I get?" >"Well, I - why, the House C-" >"So nothing then?" >I can see complete and utter disappointment wash over his face, followed by: >"LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE S---. HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE MERIT OF THE HOUSE CUP! BECAUSE OF YOUR INSOLENCE, THE CUP NOW GOES TO RAVENCLAW INSTEAD. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU SCUM!!!!" he said, calmly.

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anon gets cocky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ASKMEN **** pes and says, "pred that und paa det 75 KB PNG 02/25/22(Fri)09:35:13 No.67566802 A girl approaches you and says, "pretend we're friends. I'm being followed." What would you do? 47 Replies / 5 Images : Anonymous >>67566802 (OP) # I'd tell them >you are not entitled to male protection It's that simple View Thread 02/25/22(Fri) 14:09:18 No.67568442

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Anon discovers the truth | /r/Greentext

11/11/22(Fri)12:31:12 No.888865825 >defeat jews >fall asleep >wake up in a weird lab >"congratulations, you beat the simulation" >"are you a jew?!" >"haha, no. the jews are fictional, Al controlled people we created for our simulation. the purpose of which was to see how long it would take humanity to break out of centuries of propaganda by an inherently evil group of people. welcome to the real world, anon. there are no jews here." : Anonymous TH 31 KB JPG >on your way out of the lab back to your house >you kinda get lost in the building and came across the "writer's room" >you sneak inside >what you see there eliminates any doubts in your mind >walls are covered with concept art of jews >lore notes and documents regarding their history and schemes >h--------, they really are fictional! merely an artist's twisted creation! >you hear the door creak >the writer steps in >"i'm sorry what i have put humanity through, but we needed true, satanic evil for this project." >you recognize the mustache >the madlad self inserted himself into the lore

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The key to tranquillity is to cope without seething | /r/Greentext

File: aurelius.jpg (59 KB, 474x711) Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)14:10:11 No.888832460 >go out into the real world >have an unpleasant encounter >come home >turn computer on >make a meme about the incident >get called a liar because there's no f------ way someone would be as stupid and unreasonable as the other person was >get told I'm making up strawmen because no real person would actually behave in such an insane way irl >feel validated that I was correct >anxieties soothed >turn computer off

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anon is not happy with the status quo | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)23:00:27 No.888843553 A 3645FD3F-A7F8-4A99-9A6B-32E578B18FDE.png 20 KB PNG : Anonymous >>888843553 (OP) # TOP KEK what's the point if you're born in america? you don't even get to live in your own cities it's all just brown and black people. you just have to work for 35 years to buy a house in idaho. 11/10/22(Thu)23:01:36 No.888843589

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: Anonymous 579 KB JPG 10/19/22(wea)22:10:31 No./0649518 >O WAA WHITE MAN I ROVE WHITE MAN VELY MUCH MY NAME NO MORE LING LING MY NAME NOW JENNIFER BLUE EYES VELY BEAUTIFUR ME BLACK EYES NO BEAUTIFUR PREASE GIVE SEMEN INTO MY SIDEWAYS P---- Why are they like this? 5 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 10/19/22(Wed) 22:11:40 No.70649525 >>70649518 (OP) # >Why are they like this? Go out, touch grass, and observe people instead of fantasising what happens : ENTJ 10/19/22(Wed)22:12:51 No.70649540 Reminds me of the Chinese investor I picked up at the dealership damn she was fine for an older woman : Anonymous >>70649518 (OP) # >Why are they like this? Are you perhaps a male chink? Your post stinks of jealousy, take your meds. 10/19/22(Wed)22:15:52 No.70649565 : Anonymous 10/19/22(Wed) 22:45:01 No.70649905 Self-hate, plain and simple. Too ugly or stupid to make it in Asian societies so they resort to scraping the bottom of the barrel white people : Anonymous 10/19/22(Wed) 22:48:20 No.70649938 >>70649518 (OP) # >BLACK EYES NO BEAUTIFUR PREASE GIVE SEMEN INTO MY SIDEWAYS P---- I ror'd.

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Anon lives the dream | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous sigh 11/10/22(Thu)14:44:54 No.888851752 >Browse 4chan >Game >Watch Youtube >sleep >repeat Everyday is exactly the same 40 KB PNG >Work >Go home >Masturbate

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Anons had contests with friends | /r/Greentext

WHAT THE F--- AMI READING Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)08:02:02 No.70927940 [Reply] >>70928593 >>7092 >tfw friends had a c--- measuring contest and i came in dead last im not doing ok bros FEMALE AMATORY 3 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)08:47:21 No.70928218 Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)08:50:41 No.70928235 >>70928331 >>70929296 File: 1654176530079.png (526 KB, 1000x982) Anonymous 11/10/22(Thu)09:02:43 No.70928331 File: what_the_fuck_am_1_reading.jpg (68 KB, 600x600) his skin >cleaned up and never talked about it again I'm a virgin besides that experience >did this in high school and came in first >we all had our d---- out and everyone came to touch mine >they used a glove so it wouldn't count as gay >ended up getting jacked off by the guy with the smallest d--- >came all over the glove and some got on >>70928235 >came all over the glove and some got on his skin Anonymous 11/10/22 (Thu)09:38:36 No.70928593 >>70927940 (OP) >Showing your hard d--- to all your friends Very straight.

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: Anonymous YOUR LEGACY IS MORE THAN & HAME CREED THANKSGIVING 68 KB JPG 11/10/22(Thu)08:04:03 No.176622754 >MC already had: >nice muscles >nice job >nice house >nice gf >nice money >all this and we are only at the beginning of the story W-- how can I relate to this character ?

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: Anonymous 01/31/21 (Sun)20:45:31 No.138718405 >Call Amazon customer service >I'm informed the call center guy is speaking from Egypt >Turns out to be the most ia 44 KB PNG professional, most polite call center guy I've ever interacted with >Thank him a lot >"Always at your service Sir" >Before leaving I ask him if he's actually Egyptian >"Yes" >congratulate him on his perfect Italian >"Thanks, I invite you to visit Egypt, the country of the the Sphinx and the Pyramids, one of the seven wonders of the world" >Haha wow thanks! >"I've worked with Italians before. You can visit my city which is located there near there, you'll love it there" >Thank him so much, and ask him his name again >He knows mine from the screen I felt /international/ love bliss bros. I now have a new Egyptian fren

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