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03/03/22(Thu)11:54:33 No.873736369 >Be me, weekend production floor manager of a large factory. >Corporate wants to get some federal funds so it hires a literal 40 year old retard to fold boxes for 12 hours a day. > Retard is too dumb to do that correctly. >Consult with Corporate we can't fire him without documentation and giving him a "fighting chance" >Consult with my sister in law who works with retards. Develop a lesson plan to train him >Don't work still retarded, pees pants on factory floor..twice. Start documenting and trying harder. Work with him folding boxes to teach him. It is incredibly frustrating. We waste tons of product. Still can't do it at rate. : Anonymous 44 KB JPG >Takes a month for the higher ups to finally say okay...he is to retarded. >Prepare termination paperwork for tomorrow then I get a call. >Retards parents. They tell me retard died of a heart attack at 40 years old. They want me to go his funeral since I was his first "adult friend" in 20 years. I was about to fire him tomorrow...now I get a day off to go see him 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:56:18 No.873736463 Damn OP he probably talked highly of you at home

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 83 KB JPG 11/26/21(Fri)14:12:52 No.66309570 >incel >decide to give a shot to single moms >she quite cute, her little bugger reminds me a lot to me in my childhood >get along well with both, kid doesn't even know his dad >fast forward a couple of months >helping kid with homework >foid starts treating me badly in front of the kid, calling me names and stuff >kid gets angry at her and tells her to stop >she calls me a p--- and says I brainwashed her baby >get kicked from her home why are women like this? everything was going well

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: Anonymous + >FALKLANDS LOST >ECONOMY LOST >FOOTBALL LOST 11/22/22(Tue)06:25:32 No.125499078 DhbamMxWKAANQeF.jpg 94 KB JPG what do they have left?

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Anon learns he is a neckbeard | /r/Greentext

>tfw arrive at bar with friends >tfw order politely, say thank you etc. >tfw female bartenders and waitresses look at you with disgust >it's like I'm infringing on their right to not serve any betas >a group of loud obnoxious Chads walk in >female staff almost soils themselves all smiles and flirty >"Ey yo give me a pint of beer" >Right away sirrrrr :))) anyone know this feel? 34663294 22:30 N 1 >>34663088 (OP) >tfw waitress at a bar >tfw group of fat neckbeards walk in with their fadoras tipped >have to push two tables together just so 4 of them have enough room >greasiest one of the bunch orders >c-can I please, um, if it's ok with y-you, milady, I mean MAY I have an alcoholic beverage... please?" >spit it out already cringe lord >"T-Thank you very much milady, maam" >tfw creepy guy staring at me across the room while trying to look cool and edgy >Can't tell if his hair or face is greasier >regular customer walks in and orders a beer >thankgod.gif >greaser sees my look of relief and is now glaring at the regular >doesn't even tip www

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Anon doesn't know what digital boundary is | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: trL/qvJ0) 11/23/22(Wed)04:02:05 No.52580563 1669179164681824.jpg 92 KB JPG >got written up for positioning my cursor too close to a female coworkers cursor during a live edit of our google sheets presentation

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: Anonymous 15 KB JPG 11/23/22(Wed)12:55:20 No.71097007 >no seg for 27 years >/adv/ told me to find a h----- >still be depressed >still be suicidal >literally everything is the same >wasted $70 too you guys lied 17 Replies / 2 Images 23 KB PNG Anonymous 11/23/22(Wed)14:00:27 No.71097494 View Thread >>71097007 (OP) # >He actually fell for the hookermeme Kek

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: Anonymous 8 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)00:39:29 No.889562160 >be me >work a shity job in supermarket >always complain about s--- job with female coworker >she's in a way better mood today for some reason >ask her whats going on >"well anon ive finally started making money form my second job" >she's never mentioned another job before >ask her what it is >mfw she has an OF account >mfw ive lost all respect for my only friend at work

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Anon seeks employment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous fake it till you make it 37 KB JPG 05/11/22(Wed) 20:52:21 No.6858649 >be me >apply for light bulb assembly line job >no college >just two fast food jobs on resume >get to interview >job is actually to run the whole lightbulb factory >only the HR person at interview, other person had an emergency >HR person is showing me around >obviously has no idea how anything works >I just starting making up names for machines and processes >a couple employees say what they're doing so I vaguely know whats happening >interview ends, told I'm a top candidate >when lightbulbs start burning down houses, you'll know I got the job

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Anon loses to the globohomo and becomes a femboy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 336 KB PNG 11/23/22(Wed)07:41:21 No.28460112 im a femboy and tha gwobalists and joos are psyoping me into taking female hormones, wearing cute clothes, and asking to be treated like a girl. pwease hewlp me mwister chud before my boobs get too big and my ass gets too fat. you're our only hope!!!

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Anon feels bad about being a narcissist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >30 y/o 27 KB PNG 11/23/22(Wed)03:44:01 No.889554427 >mom was a narcissist >hate her >grow up >always want control over my friends and if they don't obey me i delete them >usually end up dating people 10y younger than me because it makes me feel in control >lose friends and lovers because they won't listen to me when i'm angry with something >it's their fault, they were wrong >have doubts and think maybe mom's tendencies might be rubbing off on me >realize i might also be a narcissist

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UK Anon visits American restaurants | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous [*] 11/30/20(Mon)23:57:14 No.135008220 Andrew (Toycat) @ibxtoycat In the UK we sometimes joke about having to order the kids meal In America to get a normal sized meal Today I actually did it, this is what a $5.50 kids meal at olive garden looks like, it is legitimately just a regular amount of food hello this is ibxtoycat and welcome back to another minecraft video.png 416 KB PNG >be me >visiting America with family >go to restaurant for lunch >waitress assures my mom that the portions aren't excessive >get food >biggest plate of pasta I've ever seen >mfw I'm obese and even I couldn't finish more than half of it Why are Americans such gluttonous pigs?

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Anon is a normie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous i need advice i have a girlfriend (i know, normie, f-----, kys, etc) she's my first and only girlfriend (im 19), been dating for about 8 months now. i feel like she doesnt love me the way that i love her. i've noticed that being apart doesnt bother her at all when it makes me miserable. not texting for hours doesnt affect her in any way when it drives me insane. i constantly tell her how important she is to me and how fond i am of her and she appreciates it when i say it, but she has never told me anything similar. i buy her things and she gets excited and says thank you but never mentions anything about being thankful after i initially buy it for her. im always the one that initiates a hug or a kiss, or even holding hands. i cant imagine that shes not in love with me because she could leave me at any point, but i don't know why theres so many differences between us when it comes to affection 22 KB JPG : Anonymous AD 224 KB PNG 11/22/22(Tue)20:47:09 No.71093842 >>71093885 # 11/22/22(Tue)20:48:31 No.71093858 Why are you treating this place like r/relationship_advice, normalfag?

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Anon is rude | /r/Greentext

Any other autism bros just stopped playing along the fake social game with normies? Any other autism bros just sto(...) 29 KB JPG 11/22/22(Tue)22:44:15 No.71090635 >be me >go to store >get items >at cash register >Cashier asks, "Hi, how's your day going so far?" >doesn't even look at me while saying it >Its been going well thank you >... >YEA its been well for me too, THANKS for asking >... >You know if you wanted me to know how you were doing you could have just asked 14 Replies >visibly seething >pay and leave Why do they get mad when I don't pretend to give a s--- about them? At least autists just tell you w-- they're thinking without in a fishing for compliments kind of way. View Thread

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03/03/22(Thu)11:54:33 No.873736369 >Be me, weekend production floor manager of a large factory. >Corporate wants to get some federal funds so it hires a literal 40 year old retard to fold boxes for 12 hours a day. > Retard is too dumb to do that correctly. >Consult with Corporate we can't fire him without documentation and giving him a "fighting chance" >Consult with my sister in law who works with retards. Develop a lesson plan to train him >Don't work still retarded, pees pants on factory floor..twice. Start documenting and trying harder. Work with him folding boxes to teach him. It is incredibly frustrating. We waste tons of product. Still can't do it at rate. : Anonymous 44 KB JPG >Takes a month for the higher ups to finally say okay...he is to retarded. >Prepare termination paperwork for tomorrow then I get a call. >Retards parents. They tell me retard died of a heart attack at 40 years old. They want me to go his funeral since I was his first "adult friend" in 20 years. I was about to fire him tomorrow...now I get a day off to go see him 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)11:56:18 No.873736463 Damn OP he probably talked highly of you at home

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