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Femanon met an incel who kinda hates and loves her at the same time | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous| | 12/09/22(Fri)18:42:19 No.126796828 [Reply] >>126802013 >>126802021 If Brazil loses this I'm gonna kill myself 154 replies and 21 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 12/09/22 (Fri)18:57:13 No.126801938 File: 1667683694601.jpg (44 KB, 900x900) RIPBOZO ☐ Anonymous +12/09/22 (Fri) 18:57:29 No.126802013 File: 542323.jpg (126 KB, 600x800) >>126796828 (OP) Hang yourself from one of his arms Anonymous12/09/22 (Fri)18:57:31 No.126802021 >>126796828 (OP) DO A FLIP](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/493/438/206.png "Anon is going to kill himself | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1324619547.jpg-(12 KB, 200x181) A Anonymous 12/23/11(Fri)00:52:27 No.369825521 [Reply] good news everyone! i've invented a machine that >makes you read green in a different voice 14 posts and 12 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. >> 12/23/11(Fri)00:58:47 File1324619927.jpg-(5 KB, 120x121) No.369826668 >>369825521 40100144/5-100-50.00 - 360006704](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/493/393/501.png "Anon invents a greentext machine | /r/Greentext")
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![: Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)14:26:13 No.3912055 >always like spider bros >think they're cool and chill and help out by eating bugs >[spoiler]girlfriend[/spoiler] is deathly afraid of them, jumps whenever she sees one 219 KB PNG >so scared of them that she can't even play video games with spider enemies >even the tarantulas in animal crossing would jumpscare her >absolutely giant one takes residence right outside of our apartment door >see him when I'm coming home from work >cut down his web hoping he'll move somewhere else >next morning, hear girlfriend scream as she leaves for work >the spiderbro remade his web >"please evict this spider" >cut down his web again >he remakes it before my girlfriend even gets home from work >she hands me a pesticide can that she was using for ants >ok.jpg >think this will kill the spider instantly since the can says so >go outside >"sorry bro" >spray the spider >does not kill the spider instantly at all, he starts freaking out in complete agony >"oh f--- oh f---" >l have to make sure he's dead now >continue spraying >the agony just gets worse >feeling awful at this point but I can't let him suffer longer >have to use a metric fuckton of spray until he finally dies >still twitching >just to be sure he isn't suffering any longer, go inside to grab a paper towel, smush him, and flush down the toilet >gf is understanding of my guilt despite hating spiders and also feels bad for giving me the pesticide spray >the next morning see the web remnants sticking to the railings and feel an immense emptiness Anyone else know this feel? I don't think I've ever felt this guilty about anything in my life. Poor spiderbro didn't do anything wrong. I could have definitely just put him in a jar and moved him somewhere else too, I didn't have to kill him. Hell even smashing him would have been better. I did an awful thing.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/190/016/75b.jpg "Black Widow | /r/Greentext")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] File: 53 3f9ce749393313556(...).png (28 KB, 357x313) 83/12/10 Anonymous (ID: ut94w3CO 12/25/24(Wed)08:59:03 No.492312671 >>492312759 >>492312835 >>492312904 >>492312966 >>492312976 >>492313058 >>492313130 >>492313192 >>492313208 >>492313319 >>492313525 >>492314252 >>492314580 >>492315020 >>492315089 >>492315099 >>492315173 >>492315209 >>492315990 >>492318353 >>492318435 >>492318570 >>492318674 >>492318935 >>492319182 >>492319219 >>492319493 >>492319578 >>492319634 >>492320026 >>492320046 >>492321370 >>492321787 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/975/629/cd8.png "Anon doesn't have a merry Christmas | /r/Greentext")
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