Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)22:32:48 No.623659038 WHITE POWER cn9c7jnuuvaa1 (1).jpg 84 KB JPG DE IS >one copy of Hogwarts Legacy please

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?

: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today

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Anon believes America is brainwashed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.43 MB JPG 01/08/23(Sun)09:55:09 No.71744286 did you know americans have been so brainwashed they believe their country is great >food standards on par with china nothing is healthy >cities are sprawling shitholes that make mexico look safe >all women are gross and fat >people only value consuming product >services and education make some third world countries look good >everything f----- up by americans be r---- by companies >no good communities or families >onions fed animals >most americans live worse oft than 3rd worlders >indians and chinese live better meanwhile europeans >banned all additives and anything that is slightly unhealthy >cities are beautiful >beautiful women maybe like 1 slightly chubby girl >people value family and tradition >services amazing and god tier >eu governments run everything perfectly no companies or lobbying to f--- everyone >great communities and great families >animals are treated very well no torture >most euros are so spoiled they cry when they get 2 months vacation instead of 3 >no place is better except heaven

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Was expecting something funny about being Arab | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 581 KB PNG 07/23/21(Fri)08:04:21 No.64680734 >>64680760 # >>64680371 (OP) # >Got bullied by some arab kid >called me weak in gym class >said i could punch him in the stomach since he wouldn't feel anything >punched him >He started crying like a bitch infront of the whole class

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Anon has an idea for a movie | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: QhKoL8fT Movie Idea 171 KB PNG 01/09/23(Mon)12:19:04 No.411491581 >be rich industrialist >hire hundreds of people >people are threatened >industrialist attempts to save them >puts them in a chamber with poison gas canister >gas canister is set off at a random time >inhabitants of chamber are both saved and not saved simultaneously, as long as chamber remains unopened I call it "Schrödinger's List" View Thread

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Anon Soothes His GF | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 232 KB PNG 01/19/21(Tue) 20:36:54 No.845257423 >girlfriend won't stop crying because she got an abortion >get tired of hearing her s-- >go to clinic and dig out fetus from dumpster >glue googly eyes on it >walk in with it while saying 'mom im home' >she cries even harder Jesus, nothing makes this baby killer happy

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femanon is a neet | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 372 KB JPG 01/09/23(Mon)09:37:14 No.892305292 >30 year femanon >never had sex or a boyfriend >barely go outside except when my parents force >play video games and masturbate all day

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Anon finds a simpler way. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 KB PNG 01/05/23(Thu)12:49:37 No.71704668 >be me >sociable, but incapable of talking to women in a non-platonic way >have lesbian friend >frequent hugs because thats how women act with their friends in this part of the world >no longer feel touch-starved >no longer feel desperate for a gf its that simple anons

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Anon notices something about Spider-Man 3 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/26/21(Thu)20:39:33 No.155481485 file.png 1.04 MB PNG >peter Parker turns evil >suddenly says "shalom" when answering the phone Unironically for real no bullshitting actual question legitimately what the absolute f--- did Raimi mean by this?

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anon is sexually deranged | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/23 (Mon)13:38:20 No.71754650 >be me >4am >schlicking >power cuts out (typical where I live) >vantablack.png >it's so f------ dark >wave my hand inch away from my 42 KB JPG face, can't see s--- >start to imagine I'm in a horror movie >there is someone out to get me >he is going to r--- and murder me >scenes of me being brutally strangled and beaten vividly appear in my head >he's molesting my unconscious body on my bed, in my childhood home >c-- to the thought Why did god make me like this? 2 Replies View Thread 01/09/23 (Mon)15:15:19 No.71755254 : Anonymous >>71754650 (OP) # Because me and the gang have been watching you for some time. Throw out the flashlight. : Anonymous >>71754650 (OP) # I hope that you actually get r---- and strangled OP 01/09/23 (Mon)15:38:12 No.71755386

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Anon fucks up his love life | /r/Greentext

!!!! O god dammmit Anonymous 01/09/23(Mon)09:45:03 No.71752745 [Reply] ► >>71752830 >>71753027 >start talking to 9/10 trans women, passes perfectly, even cute when they wake up/no makeup >talking for a few months >ask her to iceskate >she says yes >i (legitamately) get ill 2 days before and cant go >she's been distant ever since >still talk, but she's not as enthusiastic did I just fumble the opportunity of a lifetime? How can i recover? also blah blah transgender groomer jews blah blah blah suck my penis + 3 replies omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 01/09/23(Mon)09:51:39 No.71752830 >>71752745 (OP) You could try offing yourself nextime instead of whining about your boring love life on 4chan.

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Anon is regretful | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 185 KB PNG 01/09/23 (Mon)16:05:33 No.892296624 >just paid for p--- 10 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is already possessed by stupidity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)23:46:30 30 KB JPG 3 Replies : Anonymous No.33793869 This is a silly thread but I'm curious. Is there a possible way to be demon possessed and get all of the benefits but still be in control? Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)23:48:23 No.33793876 View Thread : Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)23:49:47 No.33793883 01/08/23(Sun)23:49:49 No.33793885 >>33793869 (OP) # >possessed >in control m8 do you know what possession is?

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anon thinks he's part of the black community | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 178 KB JPG 01/09/23 (Mon)13:15:54 No.71754518 I am a white n----- >mouth portrudes forward >strong brow ridge >big lips >low impulse control and long term thinking >secretly think everyones out to get me >iq 110 so it's not because im low iq (about average) Im 100% white but with the spiritual traits of a n----. View Thread

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