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File: mp,504x516.gloss.f8f8f8.t-pad.600x6(...).jpg (27 KB, 600x600) My GF Wont have sex with me Anonymous 01/16/23(Mon)23:57:39 No.71852864 [Reply] >>71852968 >>71853152 >>71853341 >>71853647 >Be me. Have GF of 1 year. Live together >GF stops having sex with me. Get turned down >each time. Ask her why there is no more sex >"you're not being affectionate enough anon" >"you're not being nice enough to me anon" >be affectionate and cuddle her each time she >wants affection. Go out of my way to be nice. >every time I initiate sex still get rejected >ask her why. >"I'm not a piece of meat anon". >Still no sex after doing what GF asked. >Sexual frustration means I cant function at >work. Fantasise about going to prostitutes It's worse than being single bros, having the p---- there but being denied Why are women like this?

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: 1564492079873.png (44 KB, 651x588) Anonymous 08/03/19(Sat)03:15:59 No.119017790 Archived >>11 >>119017941 hssssssssssss Anonymous 08/03/19(Sat)03:17:05 No.119017815 >>119017857 File: 1ED8D602-146A-4E0C-9317-C().jpg (30 KB, 500x616) Uhm, cheesed to meet you?

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Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)03:50:24 No.64588355 >>64585149 (OP) # > dad is a welder > really hard worker, literally works himself to death > does it because he loves my 39 KB JPG family and wants to provide > comes home late, hardly ever see him > 2nd grade in primary school > in class > look at door and see my dad > "excuse me, can I take anon outside to see the eclipse?" > teacher lets me go out with my old man > never seen one before, super stoked, plus I'm happy to see my dad at school > he hands me a welding helmet like pic related and I look at the sun > only lasted about 10 minutes but is still a cherished memory

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: Anonymous (ID: Lg9gzcrw) Cops browse 4chan WEST LOS A LOS ANGELES POLICE LOS E ANGELES LOS POLICE SANGELES 54 KB JPG 12/28/21 (Tue)08:16:53 No.44891220 > be me, walk into LAPD HQ in downtown LA to get a background check clearance > greeted by guard/ go through security > take elevator/ go downstairs to civilian matters office > office full of cops on their PARTMENT NOISIA S computer desks > sees a cop browsing 4chan. Couldnt tell which board but it was definitely 4chan Lmao. We aren't safe anymore frens. We are literally being watched everywhere.

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: Anonymous 10/14/22(Fri)20:36:55 No.887329571 >be me >about 11 years old >I imagine there is a fairy that I cannot see is so in love with me but her father won't allow her to show herself to me because it violates the fairy code >She starts following me with her dad every day to make him see how great of a guy I am and make him like me so he would allow her to show herself 71 KB JPG >Start taking notice of every single thing that I do and I stop doing stuff like watching girls kissing on the internet because her father would see me as a bad guy and I'll never see her >One day I go over to my friends house and he started to talk about girls >I tell him I don't want to because the fairy's father would be mad and she won't show herself to me >Him being curious about this fairy, I explain to him what is happening >His mom overhears us and she calls my mom and tells her that I am talking about some fairy >I go home and my mom starts asking me questions about this fairy >I tell her what's happening >I can see the disappointment in her face >mfw

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My Liberal "Progressive" Parents Turn out to be Raging Homophobes Liberalmogressive rarelifi...) 30 KB JPG 01/16/23(Mon)21:44:11 No.412424603 >2022 >come out as gay >Parents freak out and say since I'm an only child I'm ruining their life since I won't have grandkids for them. >be 16 in 2016 >massive Trump supporter >wear Trump hat to school >Parents tell me I'm being a racist homophobic bigot >Tell me Hillray Clinton is way better for minorities and LGBTQ+ >Be secretly gay >They make my life miserable >Claim it's not because I'm gay but it's obvious since they freaked out at me being gay and have been being mean to me ever since >Go live at Grandmother's house since she is more cool and laid back >Grandmother is massive libtard, has the pride flag and Ukraine flag and everything, just watches CNN all day >I spend the days studying at her place, go out to gay bars at night and bring guys home >Grandmother had an "intervention" with me because she doesn't want me bringing any more men back to the house >Claims she'd be ok if I was in a monogamus relationship but she obviously hates my gayness because one time my Chad cousin brought a beautiful blond girl back and she was so happy and said "look at my handsome grandson with all these pretty girls! You have a different girl every time i see you and they're beautiful!" I just hate the hypocrisy. 2.85 MB GIF : Anonymous (ID: dfvXbaVe >>412425548 # 01/16/23(Mon)21:47:03 No.412425111 >>412424603 (OP) # >"I'll love you no matter who you are as a person" >"I'm bi grandma" >"You're a f-----" >"Love you too grandma"

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File: 752489BD-CD6A-46E3-A34D-EB0E61090920.jpg (789 KB, 1485x2048) Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon)15:26:19 No.71847610 [Reply] ► >>71848746 >>71848749 >>71848766 >order a pizza >bill comes out to $20.65 >have exactly $20.65, plus a bowl full of pennies for the tip, because I'm broke today >pizza gets here >qt delivery girl >nervously apologize for the small tip and try and hand her the penny bowl >pennies drop >spaghetti and coins all over the ground >apologize more and try to help pick them up, but I'm too shaky to effectively grab the pennies >finally we gather all the money, and I get my pizza >"Enjoy your pizza" and a fake smile >my brain desperately tries to come up with something cool to say to salvage this girl's impression of me >"You too" and slam the door How was your morning?

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15 KB JPG >have one toilet >sister is in there putting on makeup or something for what feels like hours >have to take s--- >at this point im crossing my legs in a double pretzel knot and flailing around >cant hold it >gonna s--- the next time my colon pushes >make a dash out the backdoor to the backyard >take huge s--- in the middle of the yard >pull up pants and walk into kitchen to get napkins to wipe with >fast forward to next day >me and my dad go out in the backyard to do some yardwork >dad calls me over >"what in gods name is your mother feeding the dogs?" >i-i dont know dad... >"jesus christ almighty...get your mother out here" >go inside and bring mother out >my mom looks at it >"good god!!!" >sister comes outside to see whats going on >"ewww" >mfw my entire family is crowded around my s--- looking at it like its a dinosaur egg >dad looks at me >"son go get the shovel and toss this over the fence" >yes sir >toss my s--- over the fence >my parents start feeding our dogs half of what they regularly get >its either that or i confess >im sorry jack and carly but looks like you're going on a diet and taking one for the team

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: Anonymous BORN 10 70 KB JPG 10/15/21 (Fri)19:24:49 No.65773140 >be me >Austrian, so mandatory military service >at physical exam >doctor asks me if I am in a relationship (obviously no) >"Why not? You are a handsome young man!" >"You want my number?" >She sends me out >A few mins later the officer comes and shouts at me that I "sexually harrassed the doctor"

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Anonymous 9 KB JPG 01/16/23(Mon)15:36:19 No.71847693 >Worked out >ate healthy >Didn't get vaxxed >Still got cancer >29 years old When did you find out God was evil?

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Anonymous 29 KB JPG 01/16/23(Mon)02:46:57 No.892717745 >be me, at work tonight >work in a restaurant >hostesses at the front have been jokingly teasing me all night >tell me that the other guys on shift are alpha males and I'm a p---- cat >doesn't bother me at all >end of night rolls around, one of the girls is doing reciepts >decide I'm gonna get her with a zinger >walk up and start poking her in the side of her arm >"damn, what's your routine?" >she's not even fat >this girl gets out of her chair, does a lap around the restuaraunt >comes back and her face is beet red, she's crying hysterically >calls me a c--- and tells me to go f--- myself Am I gonna get written up for this?

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Anonymous 13 KB PNG >no stress 01/11/23(Wed)20:58:17 why do incels care about girls so much? friends >laughter >good times >support girlfriend >have to worry about cheating No.71787140 >jealousy >breakups >have to worry about your appearance View Thread

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File: mp,504x516.gloss.f8f8f8.t-pad.600x6(...).jpg (27 KB, 600x600) My GF Wont have sex with me Anonymous 01/16/23(Mon)23:57:39 No.71852864 [Reply] >>71852968 >>71853152 >>71853341 >>71853647 >Be me. Have GF of 1 year. Live together >GF stops having sex with me. Get turned down >each time. Ask her why there is no more sex >"you're not being affectionate enough anon" >"you're not being nice enough to me anon" >be affectionate and cuddle her each time she >wants affection. Go out of my way to be nice. >every time I initiate sex still get rejected >ask her why. >"I'm not a piece of meat anon". >Still no sex after doing what GF asked. >Sexual frustration means I cant function at >work. Fantasise about going to prostitutes It's worse than being single bros, having the p---- there but being denied Why are women like this?

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