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11/09/21(Tue)12:11:33 No.66089993 >gf cant c-- >she tells me nobody is able to make her c-- not even herself >havent had sex yet but have done other things >my technique is good I focus a lot on the clit and whatnot but what she always likes best is the fingering "come here" motion thing >it always builds easily, shes enjoying the s--- out of it and soon shes grabbing my hair and moaning loudly and curling her toes : Anonymous 41 KB PNG >but she just doesnt c--, the build up always just fades away and we start over again >she doesnt know why but shes just never been able to c-- >described it as "theres a build up and it's really good but theres no release it just never happens" Have any femanons out there had this problem? How did you fix it? Can you still maintain a good relationship even knowing I'm not man enough to make her finish?

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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File: Odab7e36bfa1481445b358447(...).jpg (179 KB, 1455x2048) Anonymous 01/16/23 (Mon)15:59:25 No.71851527 >>71851866 >>71853342 >nap together with the kittens cause feel to bleh to do anything else >dad gets back home >talks to me and asks me why im still sleeping >tell him I feel depressed >tells me that is making him sad >makes me feel guilty but idk how to fight it >asks me to watch a movie with him >get out of bed to do so >feed the kittens >we eat infront of the tv while watching some movie >he falls asleep >put a blanket over him time for a ciggy I wish I could stop being a downer so often and be more productive

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Anon escapes near movie experience | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 179317908 43.9 kB JPG 25 REPLIES 7 hr ago ... ITT: Real life experiences straight out of the movies >Riding the escalator at the mall. >Leaning over to look at the Christmas decorations. >Turn back and there is a dude in the same step as me, leaning over my shoulder. >He says "hey", I say it back. >"You're not a f-----, are you?" He asks. I say "no." >"Good. F--- those guys, am I right? Where are you going?" >Say "nowhere" and move off once we reach the floor. >He starts following me. >"You're going somewhere, nobody comes here for no reason. Where are you going?" >"Nowhere, man, I'm just hanging out." >Yells "DON'T LIE TO ME" and grabs my arm. >"Ok, I'm going to work" and enter the first store I see a clothing store. >"Are you sure you're not f-----?" >Ignore him, go in, kill some time in the back of the store. >Peek over at the front, he's still there, waiting for me. >Talk to an actual employee, he let's me sneak out in the back and call security. >The dude senses something is wrong and vanishes. >Decide to leave, but as I reach the door a voice fills the air. >"COME BACK HERE, F-----" >It's the dude, sprinting towards me while holding a metal trash bin. >Bolt out of there straight into a bus. >The dude chases after the bus, but can't keep up, so he throws the metal can at it. >Last thing I see before the bus turns the corner is mall security tackling the guy. From what I've later heard, he was high on drugs and got arrested for causing a disturbance. 27 IMAGES REPLY

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Anon tries to look on the bright side. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/16/23(Mon)21:55:30 No.71855352 74 KB JPG >be born a twink >smallish d--- around 6 inches >become gay because of experiences in middle school yeah now i want big a---- muscular men to dominate me sadly we dont have that in my state just fat retards and methheads 01/16/23(Mon)22:12:47 No.71855489 : Anonymous >>71855352 (OP) # Could be worse anon, you couldve been born fat

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Anon discovers 4chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 91 KB JPG 01/16/23(Mon)20:04:55 No.71854245 >post on 4chan once >instantly get adorable fawny trans gf who begs me to breed her >talks constantly about how she wants me to grope her t--- and ass >watch her come twice hands free from me describing how im going to pin her wrists against her headboard and ravish her until she cant even think straight >constantly sending me nudes in exchange for praise 1 Reply >buying me a birthday present next week with her money she makes from crypto mining my life is so f------ easy Imfao, i cant believe ive been wasting my time on fellow normies when i could just be picking up autistic trans chicks. View Thread 01/16/23(Mon)20:05:41 No.71854255 Anonymous >>71854245 (OP) # my man bragging about getting something as easy as gay sex.

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Polish education system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: TrMqFEvJ 01/03/23(Tue)01:33:30 No.410639017 vag cja liczebności kobiet do mezczyzn w umowy.. prawdopodobieństwo, że losowo wybrany junior z ESSA dostąpi awansu zawodowego w najbliższym roku. 12. Zawodowy snajper ukraiński trafia ruskiego ,żołnierza" (czyli: oku- panta) ze skutecznością 90%. Obliczyć prawdopodobieństwo, że w 10 nieza- leżnych podejściach snajper wyeliminuje co najmniej 8 ruskich okupantów. W rachunkach wykorzystać odpowiedni warsztat zmiennych losowych. 99A218B7-7670-4836-B85E-DC0B56A60D47.jpg 58 KB JPG Meanwhile in Polish high schools >Professional Ukrainian sniper hits a Russian ,,soldier" (meaning: invader) with a success rate of 90%. Calculate the probability that in 10 independent tries the sniper eliminates at least 8 Russian invaders. Use proper random variables in your calculations. holy kek >>410639175 # >>410639189 # >>410639206 # >>410639366 # >>410639428 # >>410639563 # >>410639594 # >>410639665 # >>410639671 # >>410639701 # >>410639721 #

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Anon becomes a femboy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 234 KB JPG 01/16/23(Mon)21:46:11 No.892766144 1 Reply >be me >average straight guy, a little submissive but nothing else >start reading green texts for fun and see femboy stuff >decide to look into femboy p--- Flash forward 2 months >have cravings to be pegged and f----- while treated like a toy >want to be forced fem or forced to be properly >want to stop but I can't, I want to be under someone's desk giving them pleasure you did this to me, I can't go back View Thread

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Anon is THE HOBGOBLIN | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 22 KB JPG 01/06/22(Thu)18:57:23 No.870097154 >Some friends I played games with used to call me goblin due to my nose and small stature >didn't see them for about 3 years >started to workout since then >got really buff >saw them again yesterday >now they call me hobgoblin View Thread

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Anon's fox wife | /r/Greentext

I want my fox wife back Anonymous 2 hours ago No.892754137 3c6e05b705607bb88ea4dc28e3b20f2ef80144... [Hide] (57KB, 540x360) >cuddle fox wife >wake up crying "I WANNA GO BACK!" life hasn't been the same >be me >don't dream that much >have a hard time going to sleep >watches documentaries on PBS to help me sleep >documentary about foxes is playing >aww.mp3 >falls asleep watching it >dream about being a fox >there are other foxes there >I can understand them >I have a fox wife and two fox kids (one male other female) >have fox dinner with fox family >go to bed in the dream

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: Anonymous 1/ 32 KB JPG 01/16/23(Mon)23:51:01 >hardly any women are attracted to me No.71852807 >when they are they're obsessed with me to the point it's impossible to have a normal relationship with them w--???

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Anon should get married | /r/Greentext

File: mp,504x516.gloss.f8f8f8.t-pad.600x6(...).jpg (27 KB, 600x600) My GF Wont have sex with me Anonymous 01/16/23(Mon)23:57:39 No.71852864 [Reply] >>71852968 >>71853152 >>71853341 >>71853647 >Be me. Have GF of 1 year. Live together >GF stops having sex with me. Get turned down >each time. Ask her why there is no more sex >"you're not being affectionate enough anon" >"you're not being nice enough to me anon" >be affectionate and cuddle her each time she >wants affection. Go out of my way to be nice. >every time I initiate sex still get rejected >ask her why. >"I'm not a piece of meat anon". >Still no sex after doing what GF asked. >Sexual frustration means I cant function at >work. Fantasise about going to prostitutes It's worse than being single bros, having the p---- there but being denied Why are women like this?

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Anon is a rat | /r/Greentext

File: 1564492079873.png (44 KB, 651x588) Anonymous 08/03/19(Sat)03:15:59 No.119017790 Archived >>11 >>119017941 hssssssssssss Anonymous 08/03/19(Sat)03:17:05 No.119017815 >>119017857 File: 1ED8D602-146A-4E0C-9317-C().jpg (30 KB, 500x616) Uhm, cheesed to meet you?

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Anon has a good relationship with his father (rare 4chan W) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)03:50:24 No.64588355 >>64585149 (OP) # > dad is a welder > really hard worker, literally works himself to death > does it because he loves my 39 KB JPG family and wants to provide > comes home late, hardly ever see him > 2nd grade in primary school > in class > look at door and see my dad > "excuse me, can I take anon outside to see the eclipse?" > teacher lets me go out with my old man > never seen one before, super stoked, plus I'm happy to see my dad at school > he hands me a welding helmet like pic related and I look at the sun > only lasted about 10 minutes but is still a cherished memory

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11/09/21(Tue)12:11:33 No.66089993 >gf cant c-- >she tells me nobody is able to make her c-- not even herself >havent had sex yet but have done other things >my technique is good I focus a lot on the clit and whatnot but what she always likes best is the fingering "come here" motion thing >it always builds easily, shes enjoying the s--- out of it and soon shes grabbing my hair and moaning loudly and curling her toes : Anonymous 41 KB PNG >but she just doesnt c--, the build up always just fades away and we start over again >she doesnt know why but shes just never been able to c-- >described it as "theres a build up and it's really good but theres no release it just never happens" Have any femanons out there had this problem? How did you fix it? Can you still maintain a good relationship even knowing I'm not man enough to make her finish?

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