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1h (10/12 14:30) 12222241 1 Re 0 Img JPG 30KB (414x 318) 1 Reply >IM COMPLETELY CERTAIN, THERE IS NO ONE LIVING INSIDE YOUR FAN >ITS SPINNING BECAUSE OF UUUUH ELE-ELECTRICTY YEAH, THERE DEFINITELY ISNT ANYBODY SPINNING IT WITH THEIR HANDS MANUALLY JUST ELECTRICITY BRO

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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Anonymous 01/16/23(Mon)18:19:30 No.135034207 >loved by his kids >loved by his wife >has a PhD >steals the show everytime he appears on screen >confirmed sex symbol 607 KB PNG almost never works Banditbros, we can't stop winning.

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Anon finds the infinite gum glitch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous TUNISTA 94 KB JPG 12/22/22(Thu)13:30:20 No.18726092 I just cooked a frozen pizza on the cardboard cookie it comes with. Am I going to get colon cancer now? I've already eaten half of it. : Anonymous 12/22/22(Thu)13:32:17 No.18726096 No. I used to eat paper and cardboard all the time well into my teens and I'm still alive with no side effects yet. >>18726102 # >>18726109 # >>18726103 # : Anonymous 12/22/22(Thu)13:34:39 No.18726102 >>18726096 # >I used to eat paper and cardboard all the time well into my teens Why? 12/22/22(Thu)13:36:08 No.18726103 : Anonymous >>18726102 # it's like gum, but cheaper. You can just chew a little wad of paper endlessly and it never really gets any smaller. Gum loses its flavor after 30 seconds anyways so I figured why not just save money and chew little paper wads. >>18726246 # >>18726439 #

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Anon needs life advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 67UrDWCg Feel like my life is ruined 20 KB JPG 01/18/23(Wed)21:50:59 No.412671883 So, basically I joined the military so I could get college money, I got kicked out, now I am at a job I make $18 an hour and I really don't have the mental fortitude right now to even try at school. I'm depressed all the time when I'm not high, I sleep on my friend's couch, I generally blow all of my money just to fight off depression. At this rate I am never going to get my own place. I am really in love with this girl but I feel like I have nothing to offer her, I am considering robbing a store and if I get away with it, great, if not I will just have the police shoot me because I want to die anyway. All I really want is just my own place and a little extra money and the ability to marry and have kids.

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Anon have an incel brain | /r/Greentext

178 KB GIF 01/18/23(Wed)19:30:41 No.16872736 > be me > 2 years ago > a fat incel > obsessed with looksmax > mewing, stretching for growing, extreme gym maxing, skincare, starving myself after bulk to get perfect abs after year finally got results > actually somehow I am proud of me, from 3/10 to like 8/10 > girls sometimes approach me first > be me now > 19 > started going to clubs, pubs, meeting new people, tinder > huge success > sex on toilets, b------- at bars, clubs etc > new problem > every single girl rejected me after a month > I literally got sex with them and they rejected me anyway > One girl had sex with me, rejected me, then had sex with me again and ghost me > happened like 20 times already > kinda hearthbroken Now I am more sad than I was in my room. I see ugly guys with girls who rejected me. The pain is getting worse and worse while others have fun. Idk what can I do more. I suffered and now I am suffering again. Anyway I will take my revenge one day

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Life is not a Disney movie :( | /r/Greentext

>studied hard >got into uni >got my masters degree >got a nice job >diagnosed with schizophrenia >fired from job >now just sit at home collecting government money What a f------ waste of 6 years

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Anon gets trolled | /r/Greentext

52 KB JPG >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass

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Anon loses his virginity | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 69 KB JPG 06/22/22(Wed)14:43:47 No.880607373 itself >Bliss and peace realizing I can't make a mistake because that's the Tao baby >Be me >Universe.gif >Be a part of everything >Be everything >Literally be the universe experiencing Later virgins >Feel sense of unity with everything and everyone because I AM everything and everyone >MFW that means I'm also the vibrator on Stacy's clit somewhere out there right now

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Anon and his rich brother | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Anyone else giving up videogam(...) 7 KB PNG 04/26/18(Thu)11:36:28 No.44950509 >be 23, live at home, ok job in construction spend most my free time on vidya and don't do much else >brother is 26, multi-millionaire (btc), oxford graduate, phd, married to a 8/10 qt >comes home looking for a watch he left >asks me if I've seen it >just say no and keep playing >"Jesus f------ christ do you do anything but play fortnite? It's f------ embarassing, no education, no money, a s----- manual job and you spend all your time playing that crap." >almost start crying, about 30 seconds later say "how is it worse than pubg" thinking he was criticising the game >"Why are you so f------ autistic, it's nothing about the game, I play pubg for an hour tops when I've got nothing better to do not the whole f------ day. I had enough to retire by your age, absolutely f------ ridiculous" then he walks off As of today sold my ps4 and all games. Time to be productive.

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Anon downloads tinder.. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 203 KB PNG 12/01/18(Sat)14:59:47 No.49603726 >decide to download Tinder >3 matches within 2 days >1 girl ignores me >realize 2nd girl had a piercing >have a great conversation with 3rd girl >ask her for her number >"oh btw. weird question, but how tall are you?" >tell her I'm 5'9 >she hasn't responded since As soon as they ask that question I'm f-----, right? Also jesus christ, my only criterias are no piercings, no pics smoking and not overweight (is that too much to ask from someone who has been going to the gym regulary for 5 years straight?) and I end up swiping left on ~60%. 9 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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Anon is proud of his sons | /r/Greentext

File: hqdefault.jpg (11 KB, 480x360) fami O Anonymous 01/18/23(Wed)14:27:59 No.892826471 >Be me, 40 and dad of 4 boys >Depressed alcoholic, go to the same bar >Manager at a factory, still depressed because life is unfair >Drink at home too, thinking of how some rich kid gets by easy >One month happens differently >Decide to be a dad and talk to my boys more >This rich guys dad makes him go back to school from kindergarten >My 4th son threw a dodge ball in his face >My 3rd son shoved some kid in a bin >The rich guys kid got into high school >My 2nd sond poured milk over the rich guys head >My 1st son filled the rich guys locker with manure >Realize my boys are mean bullies like their dad was >They chant the family name with pride >Never felt so touched >I stop drinking, I take care of the house and be a man >We celebrate by taking the family station wagon to the Superbowl O'Doyle Rules!

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Anon likes navigates a social situation | /r/Greentext

799 KB PNG footfag here, wanna know how you guys think i should ask this >be male >have best friend who is female >wouldn't date me cuz we're too close of friends >I dont care because I'm intersted in other girls >we hang out a lot still >tell her I have a foot fetish, since she is my best friend and all >she is grossed the f--- out >try to touch her feet when we hang out but she is still grossed out by it >eventually is ok with me rubbing her feet >she has GORGEOUS feet >those long toes >I just wanna suck them so badly So, robots, how do I ask a woman, who is my best friend and is creeped out by my foot fetish, if I can worship her feet? will bump with feet pic unrelated to girl btw

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Anon should not ask that teacher for a recommendation. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/10/21(Mon)18:03:05 No.63614243 >graduating from HS in two weeks >english teacher gives us our final project today >it's basically about social issues like sexism, mental illness, racism, etc. >get assigned to do my presentation on ableism >planning to make mine about how "ableism" & mental illness in general are terms created by k----, n------, f------, and retards in order to feel better about themselves and that it's complete b------- >when i eventually get told to stop or leave, i'm going to switch to the last slide 212 KB PNG >it's a photocopy of my autism diagnosis papers from back when i was like 5 is this a bad idea? 05/10/21 (Mon)18:05:32 No.63614268 : Anonymous >>63614243 (OP) # Incredibly retarded, but I urge you to do it

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