: Anonymous 346 KB PNG 08/01/22(Mon)09:27:21 No.69636661 >be in normie group vc >tell them id f--- my daughter if i had one and she was like 19 >they call me disgusting >i try to reason with them and discuss this rationally >all they keep saying is its bad because its i----- >basically a "its bad because its bad" non answer why do i even try

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Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)09:00:46 No.702351406 Overall, it is safer in our country - nobody will waylay you on your journey. And we treat women with greater respect and set great store by learning! Natsal Onal: I find wandless magic to be much more instinctive. Not to mention quite convenient if one is without their wand. humiliationrituals.png 1.73 MB PNG >dev inserts a black character randomly into the setting >proceeds to use them to talk down to the character >implies that western culture is inferior in some aspect >you can literally hear the dev cooming in the background as he gets a moral high off of doing this to you is there a term for this phenomenon?

File: download.jpg (6 KB, 318x159) Anti-Doge SHILLS and GLOWIES BTFO ETERNALLY Anonymous (ID: Y62GCO4K) E 02/06/25(Thu)16:34:47 No.496712462 >>496715886 >>496716354 >be me >lawyer, actually reads Trump's DOGE Executive Order >expecting some illegal power grab, but it's airtight >turns out Trump & Musk didn't create s----Obama did >Obama created United States Digital Service (USDS) in 2014 >was meant to fix Big Mike's t----- BFF's website after it launched as a flaming pile of DEI s--- >bureaucratic patch job to fix the Obamacare website meltdown >fast forward to 2025, Trump rebrands it DOGE (United States DOGE Service) >keeps the acronym, keeps the funding, but gives it a whole new mission: Find the Receipts >legally untouchable because it was already fully funded and operational >Trump invokes 5 USC 3161, which allows him to create temporary hiring authorities >DOGE teams get embedded inside every single federal agency >each team consists of a lawyer, HR rep,zoomer nerd, and an investigator >they report to DOGE, not the agency they're embedded in >but wait, there's more >Trump invokes 44 USC Chapter 35 which governs federal IT and cybersecurity oversight >since USDS was originally an IT oversight body, DOGE now has full access to all federal data systems >yes, all of them >executive order is written to block legal challenges >includes language that overrides conflicting executive orders >orders every agency to comply, refusing means they violate presidential authority >Congress can't defund it because it's not a new program, just a repurposed one >DOJ can't sue for overreach because Trump used existing laws exactly as written >Dems trying to file legal challenges, but they run into standing issues because DOGE operates within existing frameworks >Obama literally built the perfect Deep State IT backdoor >Trump & Musk just hacked the system and took the admin controls >Musk now has legal oversight of every major agency's internal systems the Deep State can't stop it without rewriting multiple federal laws >MFW they legally outplayed the system and there's nothing anyone can do about it >MFW Obama created DOGE

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Be me >Male nurse >Need pen >Check my front pocket >Find a rectal thermometer Some a------ has my pen. Settings Mobile Home 02/07/25(Fri)13:14:36 No.80292626 240 KB PNG Lähi- Apu

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File: Thicc Austria.png (30 KB, 250x250) Native australians explain me this Anonymous >you have an entire continent only for you >white colonization only begins in XIX century >you have 35,000 years do develop an entire ethno-civilization in peace >when white bois discovered you, you still living like in Stone Age How? I mean, HOW?!

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: Anonymous 311 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)10:56:26 No.893253997 If women aren't evil then why do they fly around me and suck my blood and give me diseases?? Checkmate liberals 01/25/23(Wed)10:59:09 No.893254100 : Anonymous >>893253997 (OP) # anon is a vampire sex slave

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Anon indulges in miniscule amounts of tom-foolary | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/18/16(Thu)18:02:39 No.26585764 File: pepe.jpg (32 KB, 563x542) >In walmart >bored as f--- waiting on mom >go off by myself >go to toy aisle >some 6-7 year old kid being a f----- >tries to throw some foam dart thing at me >i initially laugh it off and walk away >he does it again >tell him to stop it very sternly >he picks up a plastic sword and starts hitting my legs with it >check to see nobody else around >check for cameras, can't see any >kick him full force in the crotch, as hard as i can >he drops the floor and starts bawwing his eyes out >hastily make my escape >go around the corner >see his roastie mom go to comfort him >26586317 >> >quickly walk outside >sit in the car until my mom gets out >"oh did you get bored anon?" >mfw little f--- never saw that coming this was about 4 years ago

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Anon learns more than they bargained for | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)21:04:58 No.71968220 >steal condoms from older bro so I can f--- my boyfriend >my boyfriend is too big to fit them >read the little packet >snug fit I didnt need to know this. 4 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 822669 07/30/22(Sat) 18:53:24 No.546058 1647498905152.jpg 275 KB JPG >Feed me the 3 gorges dam

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: Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)17:56:36 No.179731422 >hear knocking outside my kinostation >check hallway and see a cute girl >"anon would you like to see my kino collection?" >itshappening.mp3 >follow her to her apartment 72 KB JPG >as we enter she offers me a whopper >eyes widen in fear as I realize what's really going on >she unzips herself and it's the f------ Burger King >sings the whopper theme song as he chases me with a spatula >pull out my emergency McRib >the Burger King bristles and scurries into the vents keep an eye out lads, he's prowling somewhere

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4:43 >get in a really bad argument with my gf of 1.5 years >don't speak to each other for a full day >reconcile, talk things out >fingering her 474% >she's INCREDIBLY wet and into it, more than I think she's ever been since we've been dating >suddenly she starts crying, like badly >stop immediately cause I'm not trying to go to f------ jail and ask her what's wrong >said she had a flashback of a repressed memory of when an ex for years ago cheated on her, but she took him back, they had sex, and he cheated on her again >keeps crying >calm her down and try to be supportive >"I'm sorry to that happened to you, you're in a safe space, let me know what I can do " etc. >go to bed with a dry d--- >she's still upset the next day >says she wants to initiate sex next time... when she's ready >keep it together, just say "sure whatever makes you comfortable, I'm here for you" and try to forget about the whole thing But I can't forget about the whole thing. What the f--- happened? 3h (1/25 12:45) - 28199894 And this is why you date virgins 3h (1/25 13:02) - 28200000 4 Replies >>28199868 (OP) >really wet >thought about a dude who cheated on her OP on suicide watch and he doesn't even know it

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Anonymous How do I stop being a coomer ******* *** 90 KB JPG 01/23/23(Mon)21:50:56 No.893172145 I'm seriously so sick of it. I can manage to go 3-4 days tops before I find myself ridiculously horny and unable to do anything without jerking off. If I don't j------- I'll spend most of my day just fantasizing idk. I'm so f------ miserable. 130 Replies / 12 Images View Thread

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File: IMG20221128003507.jpg (379 KB, 1200x1600) OPITE Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)21:27:15 No.893261142 ► >be me >come from school >"Anon, your grades suck. No dnd today." >two days worth of prepped work and a custom mini for BBEG can go up my ass now >go to my gf >"come home." at like, 7pm >"do your f------ homework" like 10 times in the past hour why are parents like this /b/ros? They wanted me to get social, now they don't let me be social. My grades aren't even that bad, there are no full F's, but every time I get one they scream their asses off. F--- that Anonymous 01/25/23 (Wed)21:28:38 No.893261191 >>893261231 Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)21:29:52 >>893261191 >mfw it's 10th grade That is just how 8th grade goes sometimes. No.893261231

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Anonymous who's the biggest loser on /r9(...) CONSUMMATUR ANKET 676 KB PNG 01/25/23(Wed)09:01:17 No.71962299 >21 >still live with family >still stuck in same s--- town I've always lived in >zero friends, girlfriend ever >college dropout (couldn't choose what to major in) >slave tier job at a warehouse >only 7k saved >zero talents, qualifications, interests, skills, or idea what to do >ugly as f--- It's so f------ over. I've gone on tiktok and see people younger than me with 6 figure jobs and insane physiques. I've literally ruined my entire life and wasted my youth without ever getting to have one. I feel hopeless and suicidal. I bought a shotgun last year and I think about using it all the time.

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Anon does repairs | /r/Greentext

10/11/22(Tue)16:01:36 No.2481931 : Anonymous Not the worst that happened to me but possibly funniest >Removing s---- old rotten fence >step on 4" rusty nail stuck in bit of wood >rip bastard out, chuck it at wall and hit hospital for tetanus stab and hole glue. They said I should have brought nail with me but f--- it >get home and start clearing again, immediately step on same nail board again with other foot >back to hospital, took nailboard with me this time >docs don't even want to see it... w-- > get home, sit on sofa and feel pain in my left arse cheek > same f------ nail, fell out of my pocket >>2481941 # >>2482382 # >>2482619 #

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They took his fucking chickens!!!! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB PNG >He kept screaming "MY CHICKENS MY CHICKENS THEY RAN AND TOOK MY F------ CHICKENS AND HENS" >No chickens or moving cars in sight What the f--- was that about? : Anonymous 50 KB JPG >>71963877 # : Anonymous >>71963595 # no chickens am sad now :( : Anonymous 01/25/23(Wed)13:44:02 No.7196321 >went out for a drink last night >Pretty quiet, light amount of snow but wasnt sticking >Before i got to the bar I saw a Mexican dude running across the street 559 KB GIF 01/25/23(Wed)14:13:55 No.71963595 >>71963211 (OP) # Chicken theft is a serious issue. They stole his chickens. 01/25/23(Wed)14:33:55 No.71963877 01/25/23(Wed)14:36:38 No.71963908 man i really didn't need to hear that. f----- my day up i hope this man finds his chickens

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