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WHAT THE F--- YOU ARE LARGE AND POINTING I AM LARGE! 20 HE IS POINTING WHAT THE F---? Mu

Chris Thorndyke being the self-insert character we're supposed to feel sorry for and relate to, despite being wealthy, having a huge mansion, people who take care of his every need, being popular in town and at school, parents who love him more than anything and talk to him on the phone regularly even if they can't be involved in his daily life and feel immense guilt for not being able to spend time with him, and 11 other people in his life he can turn to for support, even in the absence of his parents: "You know, I never had much as a kid. Just loving parents and stability and a mansion. Useless crap like that."

"BoB iS a SyMboL oF aBuSe! He Is ToTaLlY nOt ThE vIcTiM oF aBuSe! YoU gUyS jUsT dOn'T uNdErStAnD hIgH aRt!"

Context: Fennah, being the pretentious, atheist, furry stereotype he is, claims that Bob the Goldfish is the symbol of abuse when the character is mentally a child and is subjected to a lot more abuse than the kid could even deliver if it wanted to. However, Yeshua (The edgy Hot Topic lemur furry) is much more of an abuser than Bob is, yet Fennah expects us to root for the edgy lemur.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about my pies, you little pussy in booties?

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Lovett's Murder Pie Academy, and I've been involved in numerous underworld bake-offs, and I have over 300 confirmed kills and blue ribbons. I am trained in unicorn warfare and I'm the top warlock in the entire Far Far Away armed baking forces. You are nothing to me but just another pie filling. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this or any story, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Fairynet? Think again, furball. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bakers across Del Mar and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, furball. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your 9th life. You're f------ dead, kitten. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bake you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare thumb. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed baking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Magical Nanny Bag of Mass Destruction and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Discworld, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over your furry face and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kitty.

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CEO of PIE

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Jack Horner Does A Little Trolling

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JACK NO!

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You're an objectionable monster, Mr. Edgeworth

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You're an irredeemable cake stealer!

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You have an irredeemable PINGAS

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You're not really gonna eat all the candy bars, are ya Pat?

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I am owning you, you fat, bald, fatty fat... fat fat!

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You're not really gonna steal all the emeralds, are ya Nome King?

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Some men just want to watch the world burn

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Your prices are horrible! Your demands are horrible! YOU'RE HORRIBLE! You're an irredeemable monster, Moneybags!

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