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1550967112847.jpg ✩ (796 KB, 2016x1260) 3 Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)19:43:59 No.91513123 - >>91513472 >>91513562 >>91513761 >>91514467 >>91514506 >Everyone, this is the instructor from /g/. He will teach us new and exciting ways to use digital tools in our workplace over the next two days! >Sir, would you like to tell us a few words about yourself? Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon) 20:08:11 No.91513664 ✓ >class, open up your web browser >now type in four chan dot org slash gee A >press enter >you in the blue shirt reply to that post with N >grey scarf reply to him with I >floral shirt you do G >glasses, another G >christmas, an E >hotwheels, give me an R >this concludes our two day course

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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anon points out leftist hypocrisy in supporting the censorship of ideologies they don't agree with by private businesses. | /r/Greentext

File: Fn2hsweX0AAO16F.jpg (90 KB, 828x810) Colorado baker once sued over gay couple's wedding cake now in court over refusing to make birthday cake for transgender woman via Nexstar Media Wire and The Associated Press Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)15:06:42 No.627577661 >>627577759 >>627577770 >>627577786 >>627577798 >>627577879 >game has a kino sequel >> Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)15:08:35 No.627577759 ► >>627577661 (OP) You'd think Colorado would be safe from this retarded s--- but no Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)15:08:54 No.627577770 ► >>627577661 (OP). >heh it's a private business chud they can do what they please >NOOOO BAKE THE CAKE FOR ME america is a failed state

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anon wants to seduce one of his student | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous shall i try to seduce her 01/14/23(Sat)22:46:00 No.71820566 >be me >physics teacher at an institution >pay is comfy >students like me >living my best life >we arranged extra classes for weak students >3 girls, and 2 boys they all had bad results in previous tests >cause small number of students, decided to not use the board >sat beside the boys, started explaining the children >one girl was looking at my face so eagerly >while i was writing in the notebook, saw her hand was in her lap and she was rubbing it, like she was so nervous >this kinda turned me on shall i try to seduce her, she is 15/16 488 KB PNG

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Anon wants to know if girls shit. | /r/Greentext

When I was a young kid, I used to believe that girls genuinely did not poop. I used to think that probably because I only had brothers and no sisters and I thought girls were too ladylike to do something that filthy. I know better now. 38 KB JPG When I got to high school, where there was girls galore to talk to. I would sometimes ask the question, "do girls poop?" to girls. Here are some responses that I have got from asking this: >Nalee: "Yes, everybody poops." >Josselin: "Of course girls poop, if we didn't poop, we would all explode!" >Nevaeh: "Yeah, we poop. Hehehehe!" >Brie: "Well yeah, you gotta get that out somehow." >Ellie: "I had diarrhea last week." and then "Yes, all humans defecate." >Kennedy: "Yes, it's true."

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anon is downbad | /r/Greentext

THE THE F----- up and now I'm sleeping on the couch >gf is on her period >damn.jpg >horny af >can't f--- on her period, it's just kinda f----- gross >can't do a--- cause been blocked up for a few days >usually get b------- >haven't gotten one in like a week >ask her for one and she says "no anon I'm tired" >"pls :(" "F---, no anon go to sleep" Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. + 3 replies omitted. Click here to view.

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anon has questionable comrades | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)18:14:21 No.894288201 [Rep >be me >have best friend for years >friend gets a job in scam insurance company >tells me he needs interviews and I don't need to buy anything >say yes >get done with interview >tell friend a week later I don't want it >he says I need to trust him and holds out his hand to shake >I say no >he gets mad >I make up a promise to get him to f--- off >told him today no again >he calls me and says I'm less of a man for going back on my word Am I the wrong one here /b/? He was pressuring me to pay 2k a month

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Anon copes after losing at Jenga | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why are American Jenga Players (...) 546 KB JPG No.72039981 > "YoU tOucHEd ThAt BIOCK So you HavE to PuLl tHat OnE Out" 01/31/23(Tue)10:22:42 Go f--- yourself, that's not how the f------ game is played, you dumb, the f---, a------. Quoted from the official Jenga rules: > "Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. " You've never even f------ read the rules have you, you s------- idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?F------ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate f---.

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an eye for an eye, a ball for a ball | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/04/21(Sun)06:49:26 >back in highschool, had a bully who used to torment me by kicking me in the testicles No.64435743 322 KB PNG >years later, go to the doctor for some constant lethargy Long story short >there's a massive amount of scar tissue in my testicles, and it's very likely that I'm infertile >also will likely have hormonal issues the rest of my life I don't really know why I'm posting this, but I'm genuinely considering killing the person who did this to me. What really do I have to lose?

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anon could lose something on valentine's | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/14/23(Tue)01:31:59 No.72213379 293vpw.png 467 KB PNG >friend adamant on hanging out with me on valentine's day what did she mean by this? : Anonymous >>72213379 (OP) # >friend kill yourself you p------------ 02/14/23(Tue)01:38:11 No.72213436 : Anonymous kidney, she wants your kidney, anon 02/14/23(Tue)01:41:41 No.72213471

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Anon is cured of inceldom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)02:21:04 No.72207626 [1] [Reply] >>72209362 >>72207951 >>72208612 >>72208614 >>72210775 I met a dude off grindr and took his c--- for like 3 hours straight. I think he f----- the incel and misogyny out of me unironically, I feel none of the hate or bitterness I usually do. -21 posts and 6 image replies shown. Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)03:02:29 No.72207904 >>72210286 >>72210618 >>72207924 >>72207949 >>72208004 >>72208061 >>72208186 >>72208612 >>72207647 I'm not good at greentexting Anon >matched with a guy V >hes kind of normie tier but otherwise attractive and only a bit older than me >we agreed to do it in a hotel >it was extremely awkward when we got to the room >we sat on the bed and had drinks pretty much for like half an hour >alcohol makes my head feel fuzzy and nice and i get less inhibited >start getting really touchy with him, rubbing against him etc >he reciprocates >we go from mind numbing smalltalk to desperate groping in literal seconds >i end up with my head between his legs >heart nearly exploded when i got his c--- out, ive always wanted to have a fat d--- in my face desu >blew him for a while, at some point he starts just ramming my head down and using me like an onahole >i came just from rubbing against my underwear during this and kind of got post nut regret, he just kept r----- my face though and im too much of a pushover to make him stop now >he just c--- inside, doesnt even have the courtesy to ask if its okay >the consistency and salty taste are super nasty but i gulp it all down because i dont want to offend him >awkward post nut conversation, we drink more >we both agree that we've had enough for tonight, while im getting cleaned up he walks into the bathroom >starts dry humping me like a horny dog from behind, i instantly get crazy horny again >he just grabs me by the arm and leads me onto the bed >i dont have an ounce of resistance at this point, extremely drunk at this point too >i just lay on my back and open my legs like a good boy >he makes me slobber on his c--- first >mounts me >i try to relax but im literally about to lose my virginity to a man, by taking it up the ass no less >he pushes it in eventually >it feels extremely violating and a bit uncomfortable but also really good >i get used to his c--- and it starts feeling amazing >repeat "im not gay" in my head like a mantra to soothe myself >rest of the night is me being a brainless drunk f------ for him

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Anon doesn't like heliocentrism | /r/Greentext

Heliocentrism >be me >be a stupid noob >be 10 yo Geocentrism >be in public school >get taught the galileo fairy tale about the evil church suppressing the herioic genius scientist >be angry at church for being evil >become atheist as revenge >anti-authoritarian as f >academic performance falters >be a total badass, no rules, eventually start dealing drugs in high school, using high iq alone to evade the law >steal a maserati just for the f--- of it one day, drive it around until its almost out of gas >barely graduate high school >still manage to get into college on strength of SAT/ ACT performance >college is legitimately intellectually challenging/ stimulating, get 4.0 back for the first time since early elementary school >study physics >learn aspects of the galileo tale in greater detail >realize its all just coordinate swaps >read galileo trial documents >galileo's argument: heliocentrism is real because i'm not good enough at math to understand coordinate system swaps >pontif's argument: geo and helicentrism is the same s---, its just coordinate swaps bro, teach both versions if you like, teach lunarcentrism too if you want, but don't attempt to discredit the bible with an ignorant, singleminded focus on heliocentrism >pontif (also serving as judge and jury): i win, galileo is permab& because he is too retarded to be allowed in pubic >realize i'd been duped into a life of crime by intentionally misleading public school lies why did they do this to me? 11m (2/13 10:11) · 15199246 We should go back to epicycles, its got so much more panache than gravitational models of the solar system. OP picrel right just looks better than left

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Anon tries to manscape | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Story time 17 KB JPG 02/13/23 (Mon)10:59:35 No.894302482 >Be me, 12 year old anon >Be in my mum's bathroom >See her hairstraightener >Look down at my curly pubes >Idea.png >Plug in hairstraightener >Wait for it to heat up >Attempt to straighten my pubes >Accidentally touch groin with the straightener >Holyfuckthishurts.wav >Still remember it to this day >Pic related

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Anon has a conversation with God | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/13/23(Mon)09:29:59 No.72210267 2009090 download.jpg 485 KB JPG >DON'T FAP TO THIS FEMBOY I GAVE THE GENETICS TO BE OVERTLY FEMININE AND SEXUALLY APPEALING OR ELSE YOU'RE GOING TO HELL. OKAY? : Anonymous >>72210267 (OP) # Ok god I won't do it, I promise you 02/13/23 (Mon) 09:31:07 No.72210281

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1550967112847.jpg ✩ (796 KB, 2016x1260) 3 Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon)19:43:59 No.91513123 - >>91513472 >>91513562 >>91513761 >>91514467 >>91514506 >Everyone, this is the instructor from /g/. He will teach us new and exciting ways to use digital tools in our workplace over the next two days! >Sir, would you like to tell us a few words about yourself? Anonymous 02/13/23 (Mon) 20:08:11 No.91513664 ✓ >class, open up your web browser >now type in four chan dot org slash gee A >press enter >you in the blue shirt reply to that post with N >grey scarf reply to him with I >floral shirt you do G >glasses, another G >christmas, an E >hotwheels, give me an R >this concludes our two day course

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