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18 is 2.72 MB JPG >>3530308 # Anonymous >>3530287 (OP) # Eagle : Anonymous >>3530303 # Eagle >>3530320 # : Anonymous >>3530308 # Eagle >>3530322 # : Anonymous Post an animal that starts with the last letter of the previous post, I'll start >>3530320 # Eagle Bearded vulture 10/09/20(Fri)12:00:41 No.3530303 10/09/20(Fri)12:06:45 No.3530308 10/09/20(Fri)12:15:59 No.3530320 10/09/20 (Fri) 12:16:18 No.3530322

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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1/1 +MI52p+P (OP) US 4h (3/3 4:12) 418304031 272 Re. 116 Img JPG 135KB (1080 x 1269) G11ypt2.jpg 41 Replies POV: you pspspsps'd the wrong gang 1/1 howd0qxB US 4h (3/3 4:13) 418304124 4 Replies My political beliefs are cats. All of their needs must be met and their comfort must be maximum. Those that bring harm to them must be met with DEATH, R---, AND INCINERATION. In no particular order. We will play it by ear. >>418304031 (OP) are you a single childless middle aged woman? 1/1 QbuxOhG6 AU 4h (3/3 4:14) 418304178 4 Replies 200 >>418304031 (OP) meowism is the way : ... ...

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Anonymous 12 hours ago 1677797414066475.jpg (100 KB, 1080x1440) 72426266 >woman at work is a part time 'comedian' >does gigs in local area every few weeks >one day we are working together and she asks 'to try a bit on me' >i SAY ok as she is cute and I am desperate >she does it >typical boring femoid humour, can't remember exactly what >pretend to enjoy it so she doesn't cry >I say 'haha how about a few jokes on me in the set?' >she asks what jokes I'd make about me, in her position >think of some on the spot >"so... there's this guy at work with a d--- curved like a BANANA... it's a shame it PEELS like a banana too, and is green like one too!" >"and this same guy has so much FORESKIN his d--- looks like an ANTEATER, but the only ants it really eats are inf-ANTS" >"And his d--- has so much cheese that my bones get stronger just from sucking his D---" >she doesn't laugh and seems offended >never speaks to me again

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03/03/23(Fri)03:33:33 visiting burgerland for a week because family meeting >haven't seen my Dad ever since i was like 11 years old after he married to an american woman and permanently moved to Idaho >meet my half sister, she comes to pick me up to the airport because Dad is working : Anonymous st No.28477068 49 KB JPG >don't know much english except basic stuff that I learnt in highschool and google translate >try to ask my sister if she wants to be my friend >"do you want to mate?" (As long i knew "mate" was slang for buddy or friend, i thought i had asked her if she wanted to have a friendship with me) >her face retorts into absolute disgust and blush like a thousand suns >advert her gaze and laugh awkwardly while patting my shoulder in panic >5 hours later i connect dots and realize what i had truly asked >the shame i feel is immense Alright... Any advice? I think i gave her a bad first impression, everytime i try to apologize she sort of laughs nervously and avoid meeting my gaze, i think she is as ashamed as I'm, make sense I'm like a decade older than her, she is barely 17 and we are silbings, what i said was very awkward, how do i apologize? I have tried to write a letter and translate it with internet but this is more than translating issues, I'm just socially inept and don't know how to address the issue.

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John Pemberton.jpg 40 KB JPG >Be me >Morphine addict >Create a drink to cure my addiction >Fail to cure myself >Fast forward a century later, half the human population is addicted to my drink Mfw I'm probably responsible for the most heart attacks around the globe Mfw I just wanted to cure my morphine addiction

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: Anonymous 11/17/21 (Wed)21:31:41 No.66202332 >talking with girl >mention something i cooked >she asks me to cook for her >like f------ clockwork >ask what she wants >its always cupcakes, bread, or a burger what the f--- is wrong with girls? why dont they eat anything else? 66 KB JPG

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Anonymous (ID: F4uub4Mv) Russia warns of nuclear apocal(...) 03/02/23(Thu)20:00:15 No.418270600 >The deputy chairman of Russia's security council, Dmitry Medvedev, has warned of a global nuclear apocalypse over West's continued supply of arms to HAPPENING Ukraine. "Our enemies'...goals will 10 KB JPG certainly lead to a total fiasco. Loss for everyone. A collapse. Apocalypse. Where you forget for centuries about your former life, until the rubble ceases to emit radiation," he said. https://inshorts.com/en/news/russia-warns-of-nuclear- apocalypse-over-wests-continued-supply-of-arms-to-uk IT'S raine-1677564933115 Anonymous (ID: bbweu6mS >>418270600 (OP) # do it f----- 03/02/23(Thu)20:01:36 No.418270729 >>418272265 # >>418274197 # >>418275191 # >>418275566 # >>418277852# Anonymous (ID: CpaC3RBu ) >>418284227 # : Anonymou 03/02/23(Thu)20:34:39 No.418274197 >>4182706 All over a ra DO IT F----- >>418270600 (OP) # >>418270729 # >>418272265 #

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Anonymous 207 KB JPG 03/02/23(Thu)19:03:06 No.29876605 >be dating cute twink >4th date they were something that makes me notice small breasts >me, "woah do you have boobs?" >him "oh yeah I take estrogen but im just a guy" >date is kind of awkward after that, contemplate continuing to tlsee the person, decide yes because we have similar interests and there the first person I've dated, things have been going well but not great >go out a few more times and they dress to hide there chest >8th date we go back to my place, start fooling around >they ask for head >get ready to go down on them >remove there pants >vagina >me"wait what the f---" >*him* "what's wrong" >me "I thought you said you were a guy on estrogen" >*him* "i am a guy the estrogen is natural" >me "I think we should just watch a movie tonight" >*him* "whatever f-----, and leaves" >go to bed incredibly confused on what happened What the f--- happened last night????

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98 KB JPG >Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago >Get startled by phone ringing >It's one of my players >Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" >Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" >OhGod HeKilled Someone.gif >Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." >Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." >NaniTheFuck.mp3 >Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" >Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister! Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." >Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." >Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." >Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." >Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" >I've NeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg >Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)...the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" >Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) >I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. >Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him. >I am the dumb dumb mister.

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: Anonymous Pa 8 KB PNG 03/01/23(Wed)00:55:42 No.72406212 >be me >be 14 >release the most awful fart at school >a girl cries >school nurse makes me take note home about the fart >dad laughs >mom stops feeding me beans >known has fart boy at school >made fun of constantly >remember my mom has little bags of charcoal to put in the fridge to get rid of smells >steal one >put it between my buttcheeks everyday >I will never have a smelly fart again >several months later >walking down the hall >charcoal granules start pouring from my pants >I rubbed a hole through the bag >kid yells fartboy is pooping himself >everyone runs away >teacher asks what it is >say its dirt >get sent to principle >explain it's to get rid of fart smells >doesn't believe me, thinks it's drugs >searches me, finds $100 bill in my wallet >got it for christmas, felt cool walking around with it >principle is convinced i'm dealing black crack >call police >they test it, tell principle it's just sand >they walk drug dog around >found weed in someones locker >everyone hates me even more now

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