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Anon hates the USA | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)21:50:08 No.226042642 [▼] >>226042746 >>226042752 >>226042768 >>226042820 >>226042905 >>226042930 >>226042945>>226042973 >>226043064>>226043080 >>226043326 >>226043330 >>226043335 >>226043450 >>226043538 >>226043542 >>226043567 >>226043576 >>226043617 >>226043750 >>226043921 >>226043991 >>226044047 >>226044086 >>226044126 >>226044153 >>226044248 >>226044314 >>226044664 >>226045665 >>226046278 >>226046442 >>226046473 >>226046497 >>226047086 >>226047184>>226047259 >>226047324 >>226047487 >>226047490 >>226049449 >>226049746 >>226050095 >>226050120 >>226050447 >>226051565 >>226052227 >>226052757 >>226052814>>226053026 >>226053878 >>226054179 >>226054472 >>226055069 >>226055958 >>226056608 >>226056836 >>226056889 >>226057132 >>226057335>>226057573 >>226058282 >>226059678 >>226060909 >>226061492 >>226062482 20140106_142115.jpg (144 KB, 640x480) google iqdb SORCERYSAGA >>226042642 Hahahahahaha PRVITA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SORCERYSAGA Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:16:24 No.226046278 [▼] 1365420349518.png (278 KB, 406x385) google iqdb >>226042642 >playing a game literally for toddlers Didn't it come with a diaper as well OP? Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)21:51:03 No.226042746 [▼] >>226044047 Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)21:51:06 No.226042752 [▼] 1280837759369.png (54 KB, 145x145) google iqdb >>226042642 >>226042642 >It doesn't come with complimentary diapers 0/10 would not buy Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:48:31 No.226050447 [▼] >>226051793 SORCERYS Anonymous 01/07/14(Tue)00:05:05 No.226060909 [▼] 1376298384083.png (448 KB, 455x395) google iqdb >>226042642 Late to the party but this is solid f------ gold Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:37:48 No.226049050 [▼] 1389030958248.jpg (248 KB, 600x636) google iqdb >>226048974 33 >>226048974 THIS N---- Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:05:55 No.226052761 [▼] 12314710.jpg (24 KB, 600x450) google iqdb Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:10:04 No.226053317 [▼] >>226048974 how can one OP be so based? Jesus Christ, you magnificent bastard. Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:25:06 No.226055337 [▼] 1345767706370.gif (1.88 MB, 480x270) google iqdb >>226048974 >>226048974 What the f--- -AYSAGA APIVITA Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:35:58 No.226056946 [▼] its an abstract kind of h(...).gif (2.44 MB, 260x195) google iqdb >>226048974 when i think you guys amused me enough, then a surprise i f------ love you /v/ Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:44:08 No.226058021 [▼] 1368563893791.jpg (64 KB, 685x564) google iqdb SORCERYSAGA Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:11:31 No.226045665 [▼] >>226042642 the peak of vita library Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:49:21 No.226050550 [] Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:45:58 No.226050086 [▼] holy shet.jpg (969 KB, 5000x5000) google iqdb >>226048974 ORCERYCIF >>226042480 Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)21:48:55 No.226042480 [▼] >>226042642 >>226042668 >>226042930 >>226043991 >>226048489 >>226049532 >>226049746 >>226057132 >>226062482 20140106 141901.jpg (128 KB, 640x480) google igdb Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:29:10 No.226055958 [▼] >>226056212 26781.jpg (6 KB, 230x220) google iqdb Wow...uh t-thanks alot...I guess you p------------ Anonymous 01/07/14(Tue)00:31:14 No.226064252 [] >>226064593 >>226042642 this is the point when you realise your life is over Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:40:18 No.226049363 [▼] 1386653173072.jpg (65 KB, 500x538) google iqdb I love you. phil_face_by_brianc 1006-d(...).png (96 KB, 794x932) google iqdb >>226048974 >>226048974 Is this the end of everything? nice >>226042642 First great thread of 2014. Great job OP, enjoy waddling to your crib. SORCERYSACH Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:00:38 No.226044086 [▼] 1374945882174.gif (1.28 MB, 960x540) google iqdb not much later, our stallion of an OP drops this final bomb. Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:37:15 No.226048974 [] >>226049050 >>226049191 >>226049212 >>226049231 >>226049234>>226049363 >>226049379 >>226049387 >>226049419 >>226049421 >>226049486 >>226049537 >>226049647 >>226049689 >>226049746 >>226049869 >>226049927 >>226050086 >>226050156 >>226050240 >>226050335 >>226050343 >>226050550 >>226051125 >>226051317 >>226051390 >>226051468 >>226051489 >>226051697 >>226051718 >>226051840 >>226051889 >>226051921 >>226051943 >>226052217 >>226052375 >>226052401 >>226052575 >>226052585>>226052612 >>226052651 >>226052757 >>226052761 >>226052779 >>226052786 >>226052854 >>226052962 >>226053075 >>226053104 >>226053115 >>226053148 >>226053196 >>226053234 >>226053290 >>226053317 >>226053325>>226053329 >>226053342 >>226053369 >>226053414>>226053470 >>226053485>>226053502 >>226053602 >>226053667 >>226053713 >>226053754 >>226053757 >>226053791 >>226053878 >>226053953 >>226053976 >>226053981 >>226054006 >>226054091 >>226054119 >>226054171 >>226054259 >>226054306 >>226054371 >>226054438 >>226054451 >>226054563 >>226054663 >>226054786 >>226054838 >>226054878 >>226054992 >>226054993 >>226055240 >>226055316 >>226055325>>226055337 >>226055546 >>226055663 >>226055702 >>226055718 >>226055837 >>226055861 >>226055978 >>226056159 >>226056180 >>226056280 >>226056340 >>226056462 >>226056550 >>226056590 >>226056670 >>226056709 >>226056724 >>226056776 >>226056786 >>226056946 >>226056952 >>226057025 >>226057039 >>226057117 >>226057132 >>226057191 >>226057410 >>226057573 >>226057649 >>226057696 >>226057796 >>226057884>>226057909 >>226058021 >>226058057 >>226058282 >>226058326 >>226058384>>226058515 >>226058587 >>226059189 >>226059334 >>226059392 >>226059645 >>226059731 >>226060295>>226060416 >>226060919 >>226061103 >>226061219 >>226061250 >>226061395 >>226062206 >>226062306 >>226062791 >>226062957 >>226063364 Snapshot_20140106.jpg (39 KB, 640x480) google iqdb Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:06:06 No.226052786 [▼] >>226048974 you're a beautiful m----------- Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:15:34 No.226054091 [▼] 1389013766567.png (26 KB, 154x191) google iqdb >>226048974 Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:17:58 No.226046473 [] >>226046879 1306143040343.gif (517 KB, 115x86) google iqdb >>226048974 I have no words. >>226042346 Oh yeah! My goty came in today! Lets see the cool s--- it came with! Oh boy it fits. Now it is time to cook some curry ber >>226042642 >game comes with a literal 'Eat Sony's S---' kit for the vitoddlers So >>226042642 The thought of OP playing this with the bib had me laughing for a solid 10 minutes. Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:34:29 No.226056709 [▼] 151356485413.png (62 KB, 170x192) google iqdb Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:35:37 No.226056889 [▼] 1377298279905.png (74 KB, 171x278) google iqdb Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)21:55:28 No.226043326 [▼] >>226044047 >>226042642 Take Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:42:34 No.226057796 [▼] 1385944683077.png (204 KB, 415x280) google iqdb >>226048974 WELL I DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:40:45 No.226049421 [▼] 1388371058349.png (33 KB, 413x516) google iqdb >>226048974 You look exactly like I expected beautiful >>226042642 god f------ dammit this really is too much s--- on the bowl. Please. Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:03:02 No.226052375 [▼] 1356897144152.jpg (34 KB, 544x400) google iqdb Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:11:17 No.226053502 [▼] drwhat.gif (911 KB, 320x200) google iqdb >>226048974 what Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:17:39 No.226054371 [▼] 1388287776143.png (199 KB, 376x383) google iqdb >>226048974 you are a man of peerless might OP i hope one day i get to be as glorious as you >>226048974 Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:23:33 No.226047184 [▼] Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)22:56:26 No.226051489 [▼] 1378248706209.jpg (100 KB, 682x600) google iqdb >>226048974 OP you are a f------ god Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:24:18 No.226055240 [▼] 1361025781886.jpg (33 KB, 500x465) google iqdb >>226048974 God bless you, OP. Anonymous 01/07/14(Tue)00:07:21 No.226061219 [▼] >>226048974 I'm not even upset, I'm just impressed. >>226042642 You have earned the f----- title of all of 4chan. I wanted to calm down before I went to bed and then I come across this s---. I've been laughing with the power of a nuclear explosion for ten minutes and the tears keep rolling down my cheeks Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:16:10 No.226054179 3.jpg (45 KB, 640x412) google iqdb >>226042642 Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:40:45 No.226057573 [▼] 169779840.jpg (78 KB, 1009x729) google iqdb >>226042642 >>226048974 im simply out of words Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)21:53:32 No.226043064 [▼] 1370441074349.jpg (16 KB, 229x204) google iqdb >>226042642 Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:10:15 No.226053342 [▼] m-my pipes.jpg (10 KB, 260x260) google iqdb >>226048974 WHAT IS HAPPENING Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:04:50 No.226052612 [ >>226048974 his powerlevel is off the charts Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:18:09 No.226054451 [] >>226054631 1369238291383.png (3 KB, 184x172) google iqdb >>226048974 >you will never be this based Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:21:16 No.226054878 [✔] 1340494836287.jpg (66 KB, 438x600) google iqdb >>226048974 The end of /v/ for today. OP wins Anonymous 01/07/14(Tue)00:00:30 No.226060295 [▼] 1382129000439.jpg (70 KB, 330x319) google iqdb >>226048974 too much. I'm gonna wet myself Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)23:53:16 No.226059334 [▼] 1365948478198.jpg (170 KB, 1000x1562) google iqdb >>226048974 I have no words. May you live forever, OP.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/548/718/379.png "Anon buys a GOTY collector's edition. | /r/Greentext")
![File: sdasdaafffgwwe.jpg (12 KB, 250x202) Anonymous 07/23/20 (Thu) 18:21:37 No.59224205 [Reply] >Be me >Have best friend since 5th grade >You know you're close to someone when you can fart in their face and laugh about it >Ever since I've known him, every once in a while I'll grab him by the back of the head, shove my ass in his face and let out an epic flatulence >First time we smoked weed, at a bar, prom (in the back), at the movies park bachelors party etc >He does it to me too >Develop a fart fetish over time because of it >Start to watch fart p--- regularly >Want nothing more then a loving gf that'll use my nostrils as her personalair-vent whenever she needs to fart >Go to party with friend, tons of girls there >Be in small circle away from all the noise, consisting mainly of my friends coworkers >One of them is a QT 8.5/10, blond, green eyes >We all get wasted, the next few hours are a blur for me >Wake up next morning, everyone knocked out >Get an idea that gives me a raging hard-on (I'm gonna fart in QT's face, since she's knocked out) >Pull down pants, place my bare ass inches from her nose and unleash an eldritch abomination >Pull my pants up >To my surprise, I hear a loud inhale, followed by a sigh of satifaction and a cute giggle >Look at her crotch... she's getting wet >She whispers "I love you" >We both look at eachother for a few moments of bliss, hearts in our eyes and butterflies in our stomachs >Mfw I end up marrying her >Mfw she has 3 sets of octoplets in a row >Carefully monitor their browser history during and after puberty >Mfw they all become fart fetishists because of me and my wife's fart gene >Mfw I've contributed 24 fart fetishists to the world >Mfw I've made the world a better place What the f--- have you done?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/548/698/a76.jpg "Anon meets his soulmate | /r/Greentext")
![File: sdasdaafffgwwe.jpg (12 KB, 250x202) E Kiume Anonymous 08/24/20(Sun)02:21:37 No.82443929 [Reply] >Be me >19 year old newfag >Be mega-coomer >Years of fapping have completely desensitized me to p--- as a whole >Been fapping almost daily since I was 7, before i could even c-- (would orgasm but nothing would come out) >As a result ive been progessively getting into weirder and weirder s--- just to attain a boner >Be into watersports (piss fetish) >Be January, before shitdemic >Have online gf that I've been regularly texting/video calling since I was 17 >She knows about my fetish >Asks if I would drink her piss if she sent it to me >"Hell yeah I would" >Says she'll piss a few times in a bottle till its full, I agree to record myself chugging it >Few weeks later >Its finally here (literally feels like christmas morning) >Open box and sure enough, there's a full two liter bottle of golden nectar all for me >Open cap and smell it, get a raging hard-on from the smell of my gf's peepee >I set up my camera and chug that s---, send it to her >20m later I get a response >She send me one of those s----- laughing while crying emojis and tells me to call her >"Omg I can't believe you actually drank it hahahahahaha" >...what do you mean? >Hear voice of a balding middle-aged man laughing like a f------ hyena (its her dad) >"You really drank all of my piss son?" >They both are laughing hysterically >I hang up >fuckmylife.jpg >She later sends me a pic of her dad's passenger seat (hes a truck driver) >Its littered with 2 liters full of old piss >"That was my dad's piss Anon Imao" I've held a hateful grudge against her ever since she did this. Should I just break up with her /b/?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/548/696/933.jpg "Anon gets bamboozled | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 526.jpg (31 KB, 380x380) O Anonymous 08/28/21(Sat)14:07:54 No.65166994 [Reply] > >65167274 >>65167971 I just saw this scene enfold on the train: >local white girl is sitting in train with Arab looking friend of her (yeah everyone is foreign in this story because I live in the absolute state of Europe) >a group of upwardly mobile urban youths is doing what you would expect them to do very loudly >two of them start doing their "aay gurl whats your style n sheit?" spiel >she responds to their questions, not giving any indication that she is Feel Frain annoyed by them >her friend pretends to be asleep but clearly isn't >they come over to her, say more dumb s--- >she responds to their answers, again not giving any indication that they aren't welcome >sitting right there next to her friend, getting handsy with her >friends keeps pretending to be sleeping >she tells them where she lives what sports she plays, what her type is >they ask her if she has social media >says she has instagram and puts it into one of the guys phones >the other guy asks which one of them she is interested in >she says, she will tell them via IG later >future space engineers leave because it's their stop >guy pretends to wake up after they leave Now, I'm already thinking this is hilarious because of her friend's cuck s---, but here is where it gets juicy >girl starts telling the story to the guy and how scared she was and how she was just looking at her phone and they kept bothering her >both kinda racist which was based, but still >completely glosses over the fact that she literally engaged with everything they were doing >never once gave any indication that she wasn't into it >clearly gave them her real contacts and info Then the cherry on top is her saying: >they asked if you were my boyfriend and how I got such a cute GF HAHA could you imagine? All by all an enjoyable and educational little window into the female brain.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/186/458/4c3.png "Anon tells a story about a girl getting bullied | /r/Greentext")
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