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![File: sdasdaafffgwwe.jpg (12 KB, 250x202) Anonymous 07/23/20 (Thu) 18:21:37 No.59224205 [Reply] >Be me >Have best friend since 5th grade >You know you're close to someone when you can fart in their face and laugh about it >Ever since I've known him, every once in a while I'll grab him by the back of the head, shove my ass in his face and let out an epic flatulence >First time we smoked weed, at a bar, prom (in the back), at the movies park bachelors party etc >He does it to me too >Develop a fart fetish over time because of it >Start to watch fart p--- regularly >Want nothing more then a loving gf that'll use my nostrils as her personalair-vent whenever she needs to fart >Go to party with friend, tons of girls there >Be in small circle away from all the noise, consisting mainly of my friends coworkers >One of them is a QT 8.5/10, blond, green eyes >We all get wasted, the next few hours are a blur for me >Wake up next morning, everyone knocked out >Get an idea that gives me a raging hard-on (I'm gonna fart in QT's face, since she's knocked out) >Pull down pants, place my bare ass inches from her nose and unleash an eldritch abomination >Pull my pants up >To my surprise, I hear a loud inhale, followed by a sigh of satifaction and a cute giggle >Look at her crotch... she's getting wet >She whispers "I love you" >We both look at eachother for a few moments of bliss, hearts in our eyes and butterflies in our stomachs >Mfw I end up marrying her >Mfw she has 3 sets of octoplets in a row >Carefully monitor their browser history during and after puberty >Mfw they all become fart fetishists because of me and my wife's fart gene >Mfw I've contributed 24 fart fetishists to the world >Mfw I've made the world a better place What the f--- have you done?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/548/698/a76.jpg "Anon meets his soulmate | /r/Greentext")
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![File: sdasdaafffgwwe.jpg (12 KB, 250x202) E Kiume Anonymous 08/24/20(Sun)02:21:37 No.82443929 [Reply] >Be me >19 year old newfag >Be mega-coomer >Years of fapping have completely desensitized me to p--- as a whole >Been fapping almost daily since I was 7, before i could even c-- (would orgasm but nothing would come out) >As a result ive been progessively getting into weirder and weirder s--- just to attain a boner >Be into watersports (piss fetish) >Be January, before shitdemic >Have online gf that I've been regularly texting/video calling since I was 17 >She knows about my fetish >Asks if I would drink her piss if she sent it to me >"Hell yeah I would" >Says she'll piss a few times in a bottle till its full, I agree to record myself chugging it >Few weeks later >Its finally here (literally feels like christmas morning) >Open box and sure enough, there's a full two liter bottle of golden nectar all for me >Open cap and smell it, get a raging hard-on from the smell of my gf's peepee >I set up my camera and chug that s---, send it to her >20m later I get a response >She send me one of those s----- laughing while crying emojis and tells me to call her >"Omg I can't believe you actually drank it hahahahahaha" >...what do you mean? >Hear voice of a balding middle-aged man laughing like a f------ hyena (its her dad) >"You really drank all of my piss son?" >They both are laughing hysterically >I hang up >fuckmylife.jpg >She later sends me a pic of her dad's passenger seat (hes a truck driver) >Its littered with 2 liters full of old piss >"That was my dad's piss Anon Imao" I've held a hateful grudge against her ever since she did this. Should I just break up with her /b/?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/548/696/933.jpg "Anon gets bamboozled | /r/Greentext")
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