Anonymous CO 765 KB PNG 09/22/18(Sat)21:16:31 No.48287 >7 year old cousin is over >She wants to play the PS4 in my room >Mom tells me to "keep the door open" What the f--- did she mean by this?

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File: IMG_1723.jpg (89 KB, 950x950) > after a while he answers less and less > buys a phone that only has calls on it Miss my friend Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)10:29:50 No.32338271 >>32340765 >>32340815 >>32340988 >>32340998 > be me > move to a new city and switch schools just before 4th grade > thissucks.png > first day of class > sit next to some random dude > teacher starts roll call > calls his name just before mine >mfw we become friends >mfw we stayed friends since then up to the end of hs >mfw he's one of mine if not my best friend > 11th grade starts > becomes extremely religious (this happened over the course of HS) > decides to leave school and become completely religious > sad to see him go but keep in contact cuz I love my friend > goes to a monastery to be completely isolated > loose contact as he's completely obsessed with religion and scripture and cannot talk about anything else and also cannot accept nor hear any opinion other than the one his religious sect deems right (we're both religious) > last time we talked felt like talking to a stranger, completely different then my old friend >mfw I lost a friend just like that > ffs today > be bored at work > decide to read our old chats > makes me tear up I miss you bro How do you cope with this? He was such a good friend and it still hurts

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$File: 1345166345969ipg-(60 KB, 550x461, Tiger.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Yyu2xhvl) 08/16/12(Thu)21:19:05 No.419300954 >Be me, age 17 >Attend high school, junior year >School's mascot is a lion, rivals are the tigers >l am the school mascot (the guy that wears the suit at sporting events, not a lion) >Summer day, after school >Get suited up; take bus to football game with football players >Arrive at game, do typical cheering on the team and keeping the crowd happy >The Tigers mascot and I would have small, somewhat playful, battles, exchanging tricks and such >I'm clearly better >Tiger starting to get a bit angry >Halftime comes >Tiger challenges me to a plastic sword fight >l accept >Fight starts >We exchange hits >It actually hurts quite a bit >I'm winning >Tiger starting to get really p----- >Tiger eventually throws down his sword and starts punching me >Hard >l back off, p----- >Tiger mask just staring at me with smug eyes >Start to get really mad >Tiger turns around and waves his arms at the crowd >The crowd cheers him on >His back is turned to me >Walk towards him as the crowd hushes >Tiger looks around, confused >Turns around >I'm right behind him >l plunge my hand into his mask and rip out one of his smug Tiger eye >Tiger is scared >I look down at the Tiger eye >Look back up >Jump on top of Tiger >Start beating the s--- out of him >l mean like really hurting him >I'm pretty sure I broke his nose and probably fractured a rib >Refs pull me off >Drags me over to sideline >Coach comes over, takes off my mask Stares at me >"What made you do that?" >l sit there for a second, thinkind "Coach >It was the eye of the tiger >It was the thrill of the fight >Standing up to the challenge of our rivals$

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