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Anonymous | 630781808 A 1.6 kB PNG >be me >Stardew valley player >Decide to use mods for the first time in a new game 17 min ago... >Download a s--- ton of them >one of them is a sex mod. >Get married to Emily and forget about the sex mod. >She gets pregnant. >Remember mod >I'm going to kill Clint 2 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY

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Anonymous Life Choices 36 KB JPG 07/06/22(Wed)02:32:40 No.69302861 >Be me >Graduated High School 2017 > Didnt know what I wanted to do so I went to Community College > Didnt know what I wanted to major in so I picked Liberal arts thinking it was a general education > Didnt realize it was Liberal Arts: Environmental studies >Had no idea what that meant > After 1 semester I didnt want my classes to go to waste so I swapped to Environmental Science >I thought It was easier to understand what it was about > Watched rick and morty and thought I was smart and that major sounded smart >Recently graduated and got a job as a literal Environmental Scientist >I just ride around in ATVs collecting soil >Its okay

File: Screenshot 2025-03-10 122737.png (1.33 MB, 1092x609) Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:34:42 No.2036161 ► How do I psyop myself into liking trains? Any good books/videos/documentaries? I'm really into other methods of transportation/infrastructure and I keep trying to spark that same interest in trains, but I haven't been able to. >> Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 13:45:09 No.2036162 >>2036164 Why do you feel that you need to like trains? Stop being retarded and using stupid phrases like "psyop." Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)13:58:43 No.2036164 ►>>2036166 >>2036162 I just want to, they seem objectively cool. Also I'm in America, I'll be as retarded as I please. Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)14:09:44 No.2036166 >>2036164 >They're cool >But I'm not interested in them >Help me to become interested in them You have problems that no one here is qualified to address.

File: GIIKwhEXCAAjE71.jpg (64 KB, 1170x947) Grok ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 10:23:54 No.209255781 >>209255794 >>209255810 >>209255866 >>209255930 >>209255952 >>209255970 >>209256017 >>209257380 >>209257429 >>209257459 >>209257482 >>209257602 >>209258078>>209258320 >>209258648 >>209259493 >>209260187 >>209260806 >>209261627 >>209261645 >>209262273 >>209262321 >>209262469 >>209262667 >>209263222 >>209263364 POTTAH ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 10:24:41 No.209255794 >>209255781 (OP). DROPPED >> ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 10:52:59 No.209256351 >>209256415 >>209263985 How is this casting real. I thought /pol/ was just joking Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 13:43:53 No.209260041 ► >Harry was happily tucking into unseasoned boiled potatoes, glad to finally have some ballast in his stomach after years of neglect, when his scar began to ache. >He looked up at the teacher's table, where an incredibly handsome black man was staring at him. >Percy, who's that male model up there? >Oh, you mean Professor Snape? Yes, he is very good looking isn't he? He won a few male beauty pageants when he was younger. He teaches lotions. You know, coconut oil for your skin, that sort of thing. But what he really wants is to teach Defence Against the Tricknology of the Enemy. Everyone knows he's been after that position for years. Dumbledore just finds his position on the topic a little too...esoteric. ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)15:55:42 No.209262329 I thought Trump banned this sort of thing ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon)16:45:43 No.209263026 File: aalyu.jpg (93 KB, 1198x855) RIS Raymond Gr Maria Lundströr FaceApp >You will live to experience another golden age of potter posting Thank you God ☐ Anonymous 03/10/25(Mon) 17:55:42 No.209263924 >zesty buck gets NTR'd by a hwite a---- Xisters...

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: Anonymous My car is preventing me from g(...) 36 KB JPG 09/11/22(Sun)18:30:04 No.70177059 >Be me >Be going to job interviews >Shooting the s--- with the interviewers >start talking about cars >he asks what car I drive >I respond with gmc sierra >chud alarm goes off >he tells me to leave immediately >this happens at every job interview I go to help 09/11/22(Sun)18:35:55 No.70177117 : Anonymous based, I hope you're unable to pay and it gets repo'd

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: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 03/13/23(Mon)19:06:05 No.72561259 >if you're gay you can tell me Anon, it'd be much easier to see you with another man than to see you with absolutely no one at all Gee, thanks mom

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: Anonymous 59 KB JPG 03/06/23(Mon)10:32:12 No.72469970 >Jerked off all the time >Been sexually active with girls since I was >Always felt like my orgasms were shallow and lackluster >Would always have these moments of disassociation during sex >For some reason my brain would kick on and say, "You're literally just rub skin against one another and activating nerves endings in a biological process that will make you c--" >Always had to tell my brain to shut up and just enjoy it >Recently bought a sex doll >For the first time experience actual passionate sex >Have no clue why, but feel more of a connection with the doll than I've ever had with any sexual partner >Had an intense, twenty second long orgasm >Never produced as much semen as that in my life WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ON?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

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: Anonymous 1.85 MB WEBM 03/13/23(Mon)23:25:27 No.72561458 >mom would abuse me every day as a child >became bigger and taller than her and have an angry issue problem that scares my family >now shes begging me for forgiveness >she thinks acing nice to me will stop me from killing her I need to watch her die.

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Anonymous alam 263 KB JPG 03/12/23(Sun)07:43:46 No.14743876 Why isn't he a more well known historical icon? >spend years fight for the unification of your country in many bloody wars against imperial cuckholds >fight off western imperialists holding your ports and trying to drug your people into submission >fight off eastern expansionist japanese trying to colonize your lands and steal your resources >fight off bandits wrecking havoc on your supply lines >fight off warlords who'd kowtow to any foreign power that will give them some opium >fight off the largest human wave invasion your continent had ever seen >endure unspeakable war crimes >manage to reunite your country under one banner by repelling foreign invaders as part of the largest war in human history >go on to win 5 re-election campaigns as a champion and paragon of your people >be awarded dozens of honors from foreign powers as a true testament to your statecraft >featured on time magazine's cover ten times >Be Chiang Kai-shek >pic unrelated

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File: 71S+tBaHRDL.jpg (135 KB, 1024x1024) Njesindades 6-12 71300 89 pups BIONICLE ATEL O Anonymous (ID: OUYSXOJ1 03/13/23 (Mon)14:03:28 No.419547604 [Reply] >>419547815 You're not white if you didn't play with bionicles as a kid O Anonymous (ID: /Mkq+512 03/13/23 (Mon)14:05:27 No.419547815 >>419547604 (OP) # When I was 61 melted my Lego bionicle and drank the liquid to what would happen

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: Anonymous 02/26/23(Sun)22:45:42 No.72374379 >urge to learn something, to think, to solve problems, to figure s--- out >try to read books >it's all the same repetitive useless b------- How do I get ahold of any deep information? about anything. I am sitting all day filling my brain with literally nothing, learning nothing, what a dumb way to live. I need to learn s---. Recommend me books 657 KB JPG

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RESIDENT EVIL 4 LIVE 156 KB JPG >knife breaks after like 15 uses So what exactly are you supposed to do if you run out of ammo? Just die? : Anonymous : Anonymous >>630508789 (OP) # Never run out of ammo by hitting your targets effectively 03/11/23(Sat) 09:01:38 No.630509006 03/11/23(Sat) 09:01:33 No.630508993 Sounds like you're making the mistake 1647840472381655.png 406 KB PNG J Tik Tok @scottseiss Then die. What do you want, the zombies to lend you their farm tools? You missed 20 shots in a row, you don't deserve to beat the level.

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: Anonymous Dawg BE 7 KB JPG 09/05/22(Mon )03:41:30 No.885105886 >Be me >Around 24 >Find this really hot chick on tinder >Dm her >We hit it off >We go on a date to applebees then go back to her place >She has a Chihuahua named toby >It's getting pretty steamy >She takes her underwear off Fast foward to us f-----' in bed. >I'm hitting her from behind >Doggy style >Toby comes up >Usually I wouldn't mind a dog in the room, but toby is getting up on the bed, sniffing my d--- >He tries to f------ lick it >I pull out and slap him with my erect d--- >He whimpers then does the chihuahua waddle away I'm sorry toby, but you can't just try to lick my d--- like that.

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: Anonymous 03/13/23(Mon)10:58:50 No.30032645 : Anonymous >>30032678 # d 1676624272548552.jpg 292 KB JPG the 6 watt Pentium CPU in my laptop started to warm up my lap because i was installing Windows updates and the heat made my peepee hard is this normal? LOOP >>30032645 (OP) # >pentium in this era? 03/13/23(Mon)11:00:11 No.30032662

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: Anonymous 380 KB JPG 03/13/23 (Mon)19:53:36 No.895827330 >be the average lonely guy >playing random game >some dude started talking with me and we became friends >got me out my shell and started making other friends >started developing feelings for him >3 years later >all these feelings started piling up and it felt like I have to tell him at least >sent him a message about how I feel and stuff >he just said that he's confused and wants some time >a month later every conversation with him feels awkward and it feels like he just wants it to end fast >every time I talk to him my body feels heavy and my hands is shaking when I'm typing >feels like our friendship will end if I say one thing wrong >after some time I ask him if he hate me >he said yes and then blocked me moral of the story don't confess your love if your gay people will just hurt you and no the message I sent him was not creepy.... at least I think so it was this: "I really like you like really really like you like really really really like you the way you talk the way you grab people attention everything, wanted to be like that but I gave up really quick guess antisocial people can't be anything" there more stuff but it personal s--- am not gonna say

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Anonymous | 630781808 A 1.6 kB PNG >be me >Stardew valley player >Decide to use mods for the first time in a new game 17 min ago... >Download a s--- ton of them >one of them is a sex mod. >Get married to Emily and forget about the sex mod. >She gets pregnant. >Remember mod >I'm going to kill Clint 2 REPLIES 4 IMAGES REPLY

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