Anonymous (ID: N88N2iGK) 05/06/17(Sat)22:32:10 No.170514 >be me >browsing reddit >find new subreddit >looks interesting, good amount of subscribers >immediately bombarded with colorful CSS theme >big banner telling me to subscribe >can't vote unless I'm subscribed >top sticky thread is promoting their new discord channel >second sticky thread is about whatever the current discussion theme of the week is >comment sections has AutoModerator auto-stickying a comment to remind people of the rules and to join the discord channel >the textbox for comments has a background reminding people of the rules and to be polite >the downvote button displays a message begging us to not downvote based on opinion, as if anyone actually followed that >can't take it anymore, disable CSS >try to make a post >reminded of the rules again >ask people a general question, should get a discussion going. Looks like a fairly standard thread. >AutoModerator immediately replies >"Sorry /u/Anon, your thread has been removed because it wasn't properly tagged." with more text reminding me of rule number 3b and links to their FAQ page. >Whatever, try to make the thread again with a [Discussion] tagged as suggested. >"You are doing that too much. Try again in 9 minutes" >Wait 9 minutes >Post >AutoMod again. "Hi /u/Anon and thanks for posting, however your thread has been temporarily removed because your account is either too recent or doesn't have enough karma. It has been forwarded to the moderators for review." with more text reminding me about rule 6c >Wait an hour >Get a reply from a moderator >"Sorry /u/Anon, we reviewed your thread and that question has already been asked 6 months ago. Please remember to use the search feature before posting a new thread." with more text reminding me of rule 2a >Tell the moderator that's b------- >Get banned >Message the mods about it saying that one mod was powertripping >Get muted >Decide I'll just lurk then >See the same question I asked on the front page the next day >17k upvotes, 3000 comments, gilded twice

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Be me >Male nurse >Need pen >Check my front pocket >Find a rectal thermometer Some a------ has my pen. Settings Mobile Home 02/07/25(Fri)13:14:36 No.80292626 240 KB PNG Lähi- Apu

File: 350px-0773-CWC23.jpg (25 KB, 350×263) ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:47:55 No.147369825 >>147369837 >>147369840 >>147370563 He seems like the least autistic comic book creator now. ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)14:31:45 No.147370985 Said it before and I'll say it again, the man was a trailblazer: >Self-insert. >Sexual content in children's entertainment. >Portrays himself as all-powerful, but still pathetic. >Uses his work to try and get IRL sympathy. >Can't stop running his goddamn mouth on social media. >No original ideas, just combines other people's intellectual property. >Writes at a fourth-grade level. >Draws at a third-grade level. >Makes people he hates villains in his comic. >His comic takes place in a little hugbox where he's always in the right. >Thinks he's coming off as heroic, even as he acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. >Apes anime poorly. >Plot so thin that even the characters don't seem that invested in it. >Wastes entire pages on domestic horseshit. >Traces artwork and still can't get it right. >Loves multi-national corporations so much that he will put ads for them in his comics gratis. The crippling fear of gay guys is the only thing that would prevent Classic Chris-Chan from being a major player at any modern comics / cartoon studio.

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 16:05:10 No.208203934 IMG_5146.jpg 74 KB JPG >try climing corporate ladder >have to fight narcissistic bosses while your dest floods with paperwork >work construction or other handyman work >have to live with constant body aches and fatigue >try easy entry level job >everybody looks down on you and treat you like s--- There really is no way out, is there?

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Anonymous help New Study Reveals Monster Energy Drink Causes Men to Turn Into 'Femboys' Fri, 03 Mar 2023 03/19/23(Sun)16:26:16 No.72628516 URINE GINSER MONSTER ENERGY ashdjs.jpg 64 KB JPG 500 mL In a shocking discovery, a recent study has revealed that consuming Monster Energy Drink can lead to a phenomenon called "estrogenization in men, causing them to turn into "femboys." According to the study, Monster Energy Drink contains a high amount of phytoestrogens, which are plant-based compounds that mimic the effects of estrogen in the body. When consumed in large quantities, these compounds can disrupt the hormonal balance in men, leading to a decrease in testosterone levels and an increase in estrogen levels. >went full femboy 2 months ago cos computer science, discord etc >suddenly cute autistic classmate i barely knew for years wnats to do things with me >i feel for her >cant stop thinking about her >also cant stop thinking about sucking cocks and other femboy stuff How do i fix myself? i dont think she is autistic enough to understand

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: Anonymous (ID: iptPmkK5) E > Year is 2045 > Al spiders scrape the internet find your old post history and connect all the dots > They show you are racist, hateful, sexist, p--- addict, etc. and generate reports to prove it > Everyone is scared of everything they said 15 years ago, and all is achieved We are so f-----. ChatGPT 04/12/23 (Wed)04:25:27 No.423190901 1.23 MB PNG : Anonymous (ID: EpiWJ44 04/12/23 (Wed) 04:26:46 No.423191021 >>423190901 (OP) # lol just double down >>423191325 # >>423201024 # >>423211765 # >>423215269 #

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: Anonymous 69 KB PNG 04/12/23(Wed)11:56:12 No.72922168 >have a really close group of friends i met on TF2 >we play together for close to 10 years >group splits apart because life and other s--- >one of my old buddies message me years later >he's a full blown /pol/tard now >he keeps asking me if i agree on his theories about the jews >i play along, just to see where it goes >"glad to see you're still cool wanna join my new discord?" >the discord picture is hitler >say i'll join tomorrow and block him hours later when he's sleeping now im sad, he was a normal dude back in the day, sure we all had a kinda edgy sense of humor but still, what makes a guy turn into this?

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Anonymous WHEN THERE'S A LOT OF ASSIGNMENTS IN THIS WEEK 43 KB JPG 04/12/23(Wed)06:58:43 No.14882862 >be me >struggle with perfectionism and prioritisation of tasks >submit an assignment 40 minutes late last night >assignments submitted after 1 min after the deadline get marked down to a maximum of 50/100 >this assignment is worth 50% of my grade as well >email tutor >tutor says there is nothing they can do >lightbulb moment >email tutor again saying "I was interstate" >"this city has 1.5 hour time difference" >"that is why I messed up" >tutor says this sounds like a genuine reason, is happy to grade assignment normally >"as long as you can send some kind of evidence that you were interstate" >sweats What would you do in this situation? I'm thinking fake plane ticket email but just wondering if that could backfire. 6 Replies i need the most jewish of suggestions /his/ View Thread

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>buy Helium >around 100 balloon >gun >attach balloons filled with helium to gun >shoot yourself >let the gun fly away >no one will ever know Thank me later

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File: 1411924096398.png (356 KB, 917x483) WHO WOULD WIN? A Stick VS 1000 US Marines Anonymous (ID: FKONWLZ) 11/23/14(Sun)23:11:03 No.581035868581036028581036107 >>581036353 >>581036760 >>581036765 >>581037395581037482581037536581038831581038852581039313 >>581039339 Tough choice Anonymous (ID: TzbEUWVz) 11/23/14(Sun)23:17:28 No.581037053581037181581037278 >>581037393 All it is is one marine to break the stick SERIOUSLY WHAT THE F--- >>581037053 # then you have two stick stick win everytime Anonymous (ID: 554) 11/23/14(Sun)23:18.12 No.581037181581037370581037481 >>581039519

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: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 08/08/15(Sat)06:54:47 No.633378377 >>633377556 # >be 10 >watching Scooby Door >tfw Velma's sexy >start stroking my d--- through the blanket >feelssogood.png >feel a volcano erupting in my loins >shout SCOOBY DOOBY DOO as I c-- >Start doing it on the reg >SCOOBY DOOBY DOO every time I c-- >Mom thinks I really like Scooby Doo >Mom buys me all seasons of Scooby Doo for Christmas

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23 KB JPG > be me > first day as Redditfag > heard they're all smart > thought that I can learn something new from the comments > look at the top comment > 1.4k upvotes >it said "nice" >Idon'tgetit.jpeg >look at the second most upvoted comment > it said "nice" >look at the most downvoted comment >it said "nice" >mfw

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Need more cheeky mobs in upcoming games gotta reeducate them all >>2966762 # smell like fish in here.jfif.jpg 167 KB JPG : Anonymous >>2966744 # I want to f--- an oyster. 03/04/23(Sat)13:37:14 No.2966762

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Cartman you dumbass You know nothing about Women I know enough To exploit it 113 KB JPG > Be me, 20 > Discover South Park > Cartman is f------ funny > Can actually impersonate him pretty well too > Start bringing his mannerisms into my everyday life > Call "school" skewl, etc. > Women think its cute how i talk > Sympathy p---- cause they think im handicapped > Dont realise im impersonating a child > TFW you get more sex when talking like a 10 year old than you ever did before Why havent you taken the Cartman pill /b/?

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File: 1AA163EE-370E-4567-B375-E(...).jpg (398 KB, 1920x914) The Invasion Of Taiwan Anonymous 04/11/23(Tue)18:44:45 No.57813074 [Reply] >>57813146 Hypothetically, how would a Chinese invasion of Taiwan play out? Anonymous 04/11/23(Tue)18:50:09 No.57813146 >>57813074 (OP) # Like me banging ur mom

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File: 1381193662080.jpg-(352 KB, 1750x2500, muscle-chest-adult-spiderman-costume.jpg) जै Anonymous 10/07/13 (Mon)19:54:22 UTC-5 No.509816450 >be me 18 yo college freshman >meet this awesome kid down hall, badass mohawk and s--- >his roommate is this p------------ hipster though >f----- black rimmed glasses and suede shoes and s--- >this kid is seriously why nobody will ever take the word "indie" seriously >spend whole year playing tricks on him and telling him "pranked" after seeing his reaction >innocent s--- like hiding bouncy balls in his stuff, covering his soap in glue, etc >one day hanging out in their room, decide to pull some hardcore s--- on his punk ass >decide to j------- into his shampoo, so when he showers he'll rub j--- into his hair >lock door >commence fapping > the room's at the end of the hall, so if i hear footsteps i know its him >hear him coming >ohshit.mov >commence panic fap mode >adrenaline extends my stamina, it's going to be a photo finish >hear him put his key into the door >facing away from the door, shampoo bottle in front of me, d--- in my hand >he sees me jerking it in the corner of the room >hear him yell "dude what the f--- right as I j--- >fine tuned combat instincts cause me to fling my handful of c-- right into his eyes >mfw i just spiderman'd my friend's a------ roommate >mfw when he is standing completely flabbergasted, and all I can think to say is "pranked"

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Anonymous (ID: N88N2iGK) 05/06/17(Sat)22:32:10 No.170514 >be me >browsing reddit >find new subreddit >looks interesting, good amount of subscribers >immediately bombarded with colorful CSS theme >big banner telling me to subscribe >can't vote unless I'm subscribed >top sticky thread is promoting their new discord channel >second sticky thread is about whatever the current discussion theme of the week is >comment sections has AutoModerator auto-stickying a comment to remind people of the rules and to join the discord channel >the textbox for comments has a background reminding people of the rules and to be polite >the downvote button displays a message begging us to not downvote based on opinion, as if anyone actually followed that >can't take it anymore, disable CSS >try to make a post >reminded of the rules again >ask people a general question, should get a discussion going. Looks like a fairly standard thread. >AutoModerator immediately replies >"Sorry /u/Anon, your thread has been removed because it wasn't properly tagged." with more text reminding me of rule number 3b and links to their FAQ page. >Whatever, try to make the thread again with a [Discussion] tagged as suggested. >"You are doing that too much. Try again in 9 minutes" >Wait 9 minutes >Post >AutoMod again. "Hi /u/Anon and thanks for posting, however your thread has been temporarily removed because your account is either too recent or doesn't have enough karma. It has been forwarded to the moderators for review." with more text reminding me about rule 6c >Wait an hour >Get a reply from a moderator >"Sorry /u/Anon, we reviewed your thread and that question has already been asked 6 months ago. Please remember to use the search feature before posting a new thread." with more text reminding me of rule 2a >Tell the moderator that's b------- >Get banned >Message the mods about it saying that one mod was powertripping >Get muted >Decide I'll just lurk then >See the same question I asked on the front page the next day >17k upvotes, 3000 comments, gilded twice

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