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Anon reads Blood Meridian | /r/Greentext
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![Anonymous 04/19/23(Wed)19:31:21 No.73016752 [Reply] ► Tinder fail (?) I thought I should share with the Robots >Be me >Using this digital equivalent of a landfill hoping for the slightest offchance I may get some poon out of it >Match with a chick >"Probably a sex bot" >She messages first >"Definitely attempting to plug an Onlyfans or some s---" >Is actually a witty message, seems like a real person >We start texting on the app, almost immediately move to Snap >Seems to like my sense of humor >I think she's cute and funny >"Wow [Anon], I really struck out by finding a guy like you on this app!" >Ask for a date this upcoming Saturday but she says she'd rather FaceTime first just to get more of a feel for what I'm like before meeting up >Sounds reasonable.file >Shower, shave, everything for our FaceTime last night >Lasts only about forty minutes because it's apparently cut short by some RA business she has to tend to >For those unfamiliar with the term they're essentially older students who live in the dorm halls with younger students to supervise them >I stutter a little during the call which I'm sadly prone to but I think it goes rather well >Fast forward to this morning >She had sent me a text wall message at 3am >She said d that while we had bonded well over text, she didn't enjoy the FaceTime as much as she thought she would >Says I remind her of her brother >I repeat, THAT I REMIND HER OF HER F------ BROTHER >Would have been relatively easy to go on dates with her seeing as despite the fact we go to different unis our respective hometowns are barely 20 minutes away from each other Robots...what the f---? I'm not even all that upset, just a little numb with disappointment. I was handed the silver platter for a fraction of a second then had it swiped away mere seconds later. Does it get any better?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/574/025/220.png "Robot almost succeeds in life | /r/Greentext")
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