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Finding love is impossible bro. Dont even bother. >be me >live in city next to mexico border >also be me >leech-faced fat greasy unattractive human slime >can never find love or poonage >brainwave.exe >lot of undocumented illegals in my city >one of them must be desperate for US husband + papers >i'd happily eat burritos all day for guaranteed poonage >volunteer at ngo that gives free food to hungry illegals >also free food for me, save money for weed >pick an uglier one in the food line, more likely to say yes >only speaks spanish, tells me "esposo" when i keep staring and smiling at her >google says it means husband >partytime.gif >put my arm around her >she takes my phone and types in "tengo esposo" >this f------ dicktease is already married >turns out they all are here to meet up with their husbands, even the uglier ones >quits ngo job Honestly bros, im thinking of just ending it.

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☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 7KXnZ81d) Republicucks ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/24/24(Sun)17:17:53 No.489470595 Tom Cotton Threatens to Invade Holland to Protect Israel's Government From ICC Arrest Warrant Phillip Nieto Nov 21st, 2024, 4:18 pm 796 comments X Post reddit MR. COTTON 242 KB PNG >"America first" >"One of our allies doesn't like our presi--- I mean, Israeli prime minister? We must invade that terrorist state!!!!" I wonder who really is in charge of America at this point.

Anonymous 134 KB JPG 11/22/24(Fri)00:56:49 No.695254250 >character has a gas mask Yup, that's a 10/10 design

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Anonymous 67 KB JPG Big Flopps 5 Replies >troon out >have sex with men ami a fakecel? or >>73076681 # 04/24/23 (Mon)08:30:17 No.73076562 >be me >every attempt at women failed miserably >never even held hands romantically >last time i tried i almost got cops called on me if her friends didnt stop her >give up : Anonymous just get a h----- loser f----- View Thread 04/24/23 (Mon)08:45:11 No.73076652

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Anon goes camping | /r/Greentext

IMG_20180123_105029.jpg (846 KB, 5072x2988) exhentai google iqdb wait Anonymous 01/23/18(Tue)14:09:14 No.1186762 >>1186840 >>1187057 >>1186761 Judging from the trees and dead grass it is either southern California or Africa. Pretty much the same. Anonymous 01/23/18(Tue) 14:15:10 No.1186770 >>1186785 >>1186899 >>1186901 >>1187266 >>1187316 HOW DO I FIX THIS Anonymous 01/23/18(Tue)13:59:06 No.1186752 >>1186761 >>1186791 >>1186866 >>1186905 >>1186977 >>1186986 >>1187042 >>1187052 >>1187296 >>1187302 >>1187311 >>1187316 >>1187318 (You) >>1187418 >>1187444 >>1187447 >>1187616 >>1187917 >>1188014 >>1188167 >>1188203 What the f--- it wasn't even smoking when I left F--- Anonymous 01/23/18(Tue)14:30:27 No.1186785>>1186792 >>1186770 Did you originated it? also you don't, call emergency services. Anonymous 01/23/18(Tue)14:06:10 No.1186761 ✓ >>1186762 >>1186752 (OP) What's that? Anonymous 01/23/18(Tue)14:32:10 No.1186786 ✓ >>1186791 >>1186820 >>1186837 >>1187042 >>1187290 >>1187311 >>1187312 >>1187316 >>1187322 >>1187333 >>1187389 >>1187444 >>1187554 >>1187616 >>1187621 >>1187936 >>1187947 >>1187979 >>1188014 >>1188075 >>1188167 >>1188203 IMG_20180123_112635.jpg (1.02 MB, 5180x2983) exhentai google iqdb wait >>1186785 Are u a cop? I didn't do nothing! Also I'm in Mexico F--- camping and F--- Yuru Camp I'm never leaving home again Anonymous 01/23/18(Tue)14:40:27 No.1186792 >>1186801 >>1186819 >>1187615 >>1187725 Anonymous 01/23/18(Tue)14:58:53 No.1186801 ✓ >>1186792 >dindu nuffin I don't know, anon, you seem pretty guilty. Anonymous 01/23/18(Tue)15:25:27 No.1186820 >>1187322 1359461443369.jpg (27 KB, 350x468) exhentai google iqdb wait >>1186786 >F--- Yuru Camp www.tak You're the one who's dead meat, buddy. Criteria Anonymous 01/24/18(Wed)07:36:33 No.1187311 >>1187322 AIBO.jpg (50 KB, 406x416) google iqdb wait exhentai >>1186752 (OP) >>1186786 >F--- Yuru Camp >>1186792 God dammit OP. A Anonymous 01/23/18(Tue)17:27:08 No.1186901 ✓ >>1186770 Stop. Drop. Roll. consume-hectareas-la-mexico-laredo&edit-text= Anonymous 01/24/18(Wed)15:10:43 No.1187615 >>1187622 >>1188037 >>1188065 Screenshot_20180124-120946.png (782 KB, 1080x1920) google iqdb wait exhentai Photo: Hidalgo Information Group Anonymous 01/23/18(Tue)16:32:01 No.1186866 ✓ >>1186752 (OP) >Reverse image search >Nothing found What the f--- did you do, OP? Laid-Back Camp (3> Yurukyan) is a Japanese manga series anime television series adaptation by C-Station began airing in Japan from January 4, 2018. 8 Anonymous 01/23/18(Tue)17:08:44 No.1186890 >>1187003 >>1187042 >>1187140 >>1187282 >>1187616 IMG_20180123_140320.jpg (1.71 MB, 5078x2988) exhentai google iqdb wait Hello, police? Anonymous 01/23/18(Tue)17:33:56 No.1186908 ✓ 1469810737502.jpg (50 KB, 500x500) exhentai google iqdb wait Lmao Guys it's really really big now. F--- whoever made that campfire tutorial a week ago on /a/ https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.criteriohidalgo.com%2Fnoticias%2Fhidalgo%2Ffuerte-incendio- Strong fire consumes hectares in Mexico-Laredo 8 January 23, 2018 8 Hidalgo, News a Leave a comment

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Moroccan Anon asks /lgbt/ for help | /r/Greentext

File: 7333a3155971e8cdfe5aebd8d(...).jpg (744 KB, 2728x2708) EX hello everyone, I need your help with something that happened and I don't know what to do also sorry for the big text. I tried making a post yesterday on int didn't get much help, please do not be very harsh on me Anonymous 04/24/23(Mon)12:03:03 No.30672489 ► >>30672492 >So family came from Morocco to visit me mother father etc in Portugal, they arrived Friday but it happened Saturday, they went shopping and I wanted to grind COD stuff and my cousin, 22 male, didn't want to go cause boring so we stayed both at home. >Me and my cousin are pretty close game all the time together and when we were younger we'd spend the summers together >be me, 21 male >grinding DMZ with my cousin cause it gives mega XP and double xp weekend >after 2-3 hours of grinding I get bored >repetitive gameplay, to be expected >going to take shower cause nothing else to do and works as a gaming break >"hey, what if I washed your back ?" >No, that's weird. >"We used to do it back then it's no big deal" >Now it's different though >"No it's not don't be such a p----" >goes back and forth and somehow we end up both in the shower >he washes my back as promised feels more like a massage though but I won't complain >"what about the front ?" >what about it? >"I'll clean it too" >"it's literally the same as washing your back" he says before I say anything >uh okay >I turn around to now face him, he starts rubbing soap on me. >though he slowly goes lower and lower, at this point I look at him and we're both staring at each other. At this point I kinda guess what he's thinking about but weirdly enough I don't retort or anything and he just holds my penis and starts stroking it slowly >"hold mine as well" >I I kinda just did it and started touching him >mentally I knew I shouldn't but I kept doing it >he then held both of them together and we rubbed them together while looking into each other eyes >it felt really good I must confess and at some point I leaned in and started kissing >we then you know, it came out and we cleaned ourselves >and went back to gaming Anonymous 04/24/23(Mon)12:03:33 No.30672492 >>30672489 (OP) continue >>30672713 I'm not the most religious but am I f----- ? is there any forgivness for such acts I mean there was no penetration but still IDk what to do, he told me that we should talk on 25 about waht happened since no one works or studies but I don't know what to say, I think its wrong but it it did feel really good and I ddin't dislike it I think please help me out what do

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My face when slam dunk has no net or rimming | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)04:46:26 No.70663612 ► >>70664848 >>70669108 >>70661812 (OP) this one happened a few weeks ago >at health food store buying whey >6/10 blonde (still a qt) is ringing me up >typical customer service smalltalk >break in conversation >she says, "Okay, weird compliment, but you have a really nice face" >I'm shocked, manage to say thanks >"Yea, just something about it is very aesthetically pleasing" >tell her she is too kind and leave the store should have at least asked for her number, I don't think there is more of a slam dunk than that Anonymous 04/18/23(Tue)18:12:04 No.70669108 >>70669150 >>70672725 >>70663612 >>70664848 >"weird compliment, but you have a really nice face" Th-Thanks, Y-you too...to sit on... >"What?" It's comfortable seating.....my face when...I mean, my face..... >Ummmm, okay? I mean you could sit, not that i'd want you to, haha, I mean if you wanted....I mean..... >Here's you reciept.

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Anon breaks world record | /r/Greentext

Anonymous today @ time o'clock_no.# 1 > 420 replies [STICKED THREAD] >be me >make up a fake greentext story on reddit >everyone is fooled >one million upvotes in my pocket >the world record association contacts me >ask me to become CEO of world record enterprizes international >say no >open youtube >type in female try on haul >masturbate (this part is real) thumbs_up_cool_brother.jpg

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Anon is not a fan of blacks | /r/Greentext

: Kek I hate n------ 105 KB JPG 07/11/21(Sun)00:43:42 No.64516704 >be me >34 year old white American burger >hate n------ >n------ ruined America >n------ ruined everything >sick of f------ n------ >a wild idea appears >Google whitest country on Earth >Ukraine >f--- it, buy one way plane ticket >sell everything >get on plane, ohshitniggawutareyoudoing? >land in Kyiv, Ukraine >everyone is white >everyone is nice >everyone hates n------ >feelsgoodman.jpg >finally happy with life >walk around city >find gigantic frog statue, pic related >praise Kek, it was destined >mfw I move to Ukraine because I hate n------

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When the girl you meet to specifically not make you feel lonely makes you lonely | /r/Greentext

148 KB JPG >finally get a gf >cute face, nice body, finally have sex >doesn't feel as fulfilled as I thought. Enjoy my time off when she leaves why?

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Anon takes a bath | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/24/23 (Mon)17:57:08 No.73076544 29 comfy.jpg 271 KB JPG >>73076252 (OP) # I'm in heaven. >taking a bath and listening to the beatles Why didn't you f------ tell me how good this feels?

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: Anonymous Does Anyone Share This Feel 04/05/23 (Wed)15:42:24 No.72839707 Unbearable Feel.jpg 1.11 MB JPG Stopped taking anti-anxiety medication for the first time in over 18 months. Raw-dogging reality intense.

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Proudly made in the U.S.A. baby! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Born In the USA 06/22/18(Fri)17:34:29 No.6826333 >Be Me >American >Internet's down >Bored >Go Outside >Don't get shot because most gun owners are completely cautious and safe people and exceptions are rare >Go back inside >Get stabbed by wife 68 KB JPG

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Anonymous (ID: h03c1sPe 10/25/19(Fri)20:17:57 No.231114487 >>231113120 (OP) # It's cool, I post regular girls on Reddit and say I just started transitioning so trannies kill themselves

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Anon went to the Club | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How can clubs be fun? mys 246 KB JPG 04/24/23(Mon)11:42:41 No.73075546 >went to the club for the first time with my normie friends >music loud af and annoying >everyone around me is annoying me >just 5 mins in and already hate it >with friends at the bar ordering some drinks >"anon this girl keeps looking at you" >look around and a girl is indeed looking at me >panic.jpg >tell my friend to shut up >friend keeps bugging me and other friends join in >eventually lose it and yell at them to leave me alone >leave them at the bar >they dont even follow >go home >get a few calls and dont answer them >this was 2 weeks ago and none of them has texted or called me again >mfw the club ruined my friendships I dont get how normies can unironically enjoy it. Most horrible experience of my life

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Finding love is impossible bro. Dont even bother. >be me >live in city next to mexico border >also be me >leech-faced fat greasy unattractive human slime >can never find love or poonage >brainwave.exe >lot of undocumented illegals in my city >one of them must be desperate for US husband + papers >i'd happily eat burritos all day for guaranteed poonage >volunteer at ngo that gives free food to hungry illegals >also free food for me, save money for weed >pick an uglier one in the food line, more likely to say yes >only speaks spanish, tells me "esposo" when i keep staring and smiling at her >google says it means husband >partytime.gif >put my arm around her >she takes my phone and types in "tengo esposo" >this f------ dicktease is already married >turns out they all are here to meet up with their husbands, even the uglier ones >quits ngo job Honestly bros, im thinking of just ending it.

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