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: Anonymous better dink AF 61 KB JPG 05/04/23(Thu)22:05:14 No.898706691 >be me >home alone >sitting in my PJs >hear a knock on the door >it's a little girl, probably around 13 >"I came to drop off the butter dish" >she hands it to me >"thanks" >no packaging or anything >she walks away while I close the door no one in my family knows who she was or why she would be giving us a butter dish I have a butter dish now I guess

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)02:02:40 No.61176759 >>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc 30 KB JPG >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros >>61176799 # >>61176803 # >>61176818 # >>61176835 # >>61176906 # >>61177071 # >>61177082 # >>61177707 # >>61178136 # >>61178305 #

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O Anonymous 05/04/23(Thu)16:39:00 No.898695935 >be attending after party of event >some stupid bitch comes up to me that I really hate >both drunk >>898696204 >>898696302 >>898 >I offer her a drink >She says "I don't want a drink off you in case it was roofied" (she was just saying that to be a c--- and cause she was drunk) >Tell her "If I was going to spike somebody I'd do better than a 6/10" >She gets p----- at me and leaves (good) I still think this is really funny but I'm wondering if it was a retarded thing to say now. She never mentioned it again btw cause she was probably too drunk to remember

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Anonymous (ID: OCNOKND/ 05/05/23(Fri)02:31:13 No.425815403 File: 250C68B9-09E9-402D-AE23-D(...).jpg (259 KB, 720x794) Anonymous 03/02/12 (Fri)17:39 No. 1921453 If only you knew how bad things really are. >Be a Jew >Sin all year >Transfer your sins to a chicken >Torture the chicken and kill it >The chicken goes to hell instead of you >Yay! we fooled God mas monos

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: Anonymous I hate being in love 05/04/23(Thu)18:04:33 No.73198544 >fell hard for a girl that I talk to at the bus station every morning >headaches start to get more frequent >chest starts to hurt all the time like a m----------- >in a bad mood 24/7 >think about scenarios all the time in which she rejects me and insults me till I cry >start getting moody and hostile to everyone >quality of life decreases drastically >stupid brain and stupid heart cant just let go and accept that she will never want me anyway >have to suffer like this for god knows how long 246 KB JPG I hate being in love. Its the worst feeling I can possibly imagine. Is there a way I can stop myself from this s---? I will never succeed with a woman anyway I need to stop my retarded biological desires somehow

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: Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people ****** 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. - 1d I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD there is no political solution E 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >>329597517 (OP) # >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

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SpongeAnon >be 18 >17 year old classmate asks to share virginities > i say no because I think its wrong to f--- someone I have no intention of seeing later >be 19 >18 year old w---- on dating apps explicitly asks to f--- (i distincly remember her saying no man had ever given her an orgasm) >i say no because I don't wanna f--- some w---- >be 20 >24 year old friend im on a hangout with brings me to her bed 31 KB JPG 05/04/23(Thu)08:04:06 No.73196986 >don't f--- her because I'm not f------ someone who I didn't even realise I was dating >be 21 still virgin >get girlfriend >shes not a virgin Should I have sex with her? I can't get over the fact that I protected my virginity willingly with the expectation that I would find a fellow virgin to share my life with, and now I will forever feel lesser to my girlfriend because of my own morality.

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: Anonymous I think i almost gave a t-----(...) 05/04/23(Thu)10:56:54 No.73195724 >I was walking home with my groceries >A "girl" approached me and said hi to me >We talked for a bit >"She" asked me for my phone number 19 KB JPG >I said ok and start writing it down on a post it note >Hmmm wait a minute theres no way a girl would ask someone like me for my phone number >Kick "her" as hard as i can in the crotch to see if "shes" a man >"She" falls to the ground and starts grabbing "her" balls and crying. >yep as i though thats a man girls dont have anything down there so that wouldnt hurt a real girl >leave I almost gave a t----- my phone number and got aids. That was close. They are getting more and more realistic every year i almost fell for that one. 4 Replies View Thread

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Anonymous The best time of your life gre(...) 05/04/23(Thu)17:37:08 No.898682093 10 KB JPG >be me >be super skillz computer terrorizt hackerman. >work at pizza planet. >radio in kitchen >"*WIN TICKETS TO SEE SOME F----- OYLMPIC ICESCATOR SPIN AND TWIRLL AROUND LIKE SOME F----- WHILE HEART PLAYS MUSIC*" >want to see scantily clad rocker chicks. >maybe rockgod waifu Joan Jett will show up who knows. >"*TEXT 'F----- ICESKATER' TO 555-3825*" >text 'f----- icescator' to number. >500 times >I win the tickets >go to concert >winter so coat >have Zeppelin Zoso patches on coat >mfw the entire section of rinkside seats is empty. >mfw I won all the tickets in the contest and they didn't have time to run another contest. >my winter coat is covered in Zeppelin Zoso patches and I'm obviously not hear for f----- icescathor. >ignore f----- icescater flips abd faggotry and headbang to cougar rocker chicks. >go backstage and f--- rocker chicks. >blow my load down Joan Jett's throat. >c-- twice in both Heart chick's p------. >I am a pizza planet God. >banned from that channel4's and their affiliated radio statiom's contests.

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Anonymous >>898682093 >be me >16 >have group of friends >all perverts respecting .e fro being more of a perv >have small group at school 05/04/23(Thu)19:22:28 No.898684514 >all pervs too but I'm worse >known around as king of pervs >know goth chic at school assembly >into magic and s--- >knows I'm king of pervs >promise to help her doing "magick" >f--- her multiple times in local cemetery >898685095 # >>898686570 #

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