"But The Yo-Yo Master Did Not Answer, He Just Kept On Yo-ing" - “And it came to pass that the heavens did part, and the Yo-Yo Master did appear to him as in a vision. Verily my brother Tom beseeched him: I want to be a yo-yo man! he cried. Pray, make me a yo-yo man! But hark! The Yo-Yo Master answered him not. He jus