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File: operation_destroy_kennedy(...).webm (1.88 MB, 1920x1080) I've come C-SPAN OPERATION DESTROY KENNEDY JUNIOR PAVLOVIAN ANUS TRAINING Anonymous (ID: GFEgczoY) 07/02/23(Sun)09:29:37 No.433004093 ► > be me > proven to be most powerful and memorable anon > hobby of editing webms to include my anus halfway through (started with tariq nasheed) > decide to use my power for good > inb4 NYPA, i don't need your help, i will achieve this all by myself I am going to destroy the Presidential aspirations of that uppity Kennedy guy and there is nothing he or you can do about it. > how are you going to achieve this? Easy. See vidrel. I will work tirelessly to insert my anus into clips of RFK Jr's speeches. Every single time you'll open a webm of RFK there's an 80% chance you'll be seeing my handsome anus within 6 seconds. Conditioning 101. This can be your nightmare or a laughriot. You choose. I will also trick you into thinking a .gif is a stillframe only to then be surprised by my third brown eye. > many yucks have been had > revered by anons, receive monikers of Butthole Bandit and A--- Ambusher > "grug happy, but grug think maybe more for life?" > how does this ruin his presidential aspirations? Because I will train your mind to associate RFK to the ugliest butthole ever recorded on video. I am going to go Pavlovian on his ass, using my ass. In this analogy, you're the dogs, RFK is the bell and I am the anus. You will never be able to think of this man as a reasonable candidate without the back of your mind thinking about my anus. EFFECT: You will no longer see Robert Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr. as a serious candidate for Prez. Anonymous (ID: GFEgczoY) 107/02/23(Sun)09:30:05 No.433004141 ► File: completion_list.png (813 KB, 1933x1102) > but anon, he's raised millions for his campaign, and most people have never visited 4chan You are neglecting just how powerful this conditioning is going to be. You will be sitting with friends at a bar and you'll see the muted TV show a small clip of RFK talking. Your brain will be so sure you're about to be buttholebombed that through TELEPATHY your friends will also start believing it. I will implant this mind virus on your friends, you're just the carrier. They won't quite be able to say why, but their opinion of this guy will worsen. You will be talking on the phone to your mom and she'll mention RKF. Within seconds, unable to understand what is happening, the sheer radioactivity your brain is emitting from critical butthole overload will overpower her and she'll start associating RKF with my (slightly) s----caked anus (this has been proven to be specially effective with consanguineous relationships). Forget the Dean Scream. Forget deSantis laughing spastically. Forget the video of Michael Dukkakis slapping a female reporter in Idaho in 1987. This is going to be much bigger than that. > b-b-b-but anon, please be merciful. he's a good man, his uncle or grandfather or whatever got killed by the CIA, leave him alone, he might be a good president her Nah, I don't like his voice is all. It's annoying. I don't want to have to listen that timbre for the next 4 years. I CAN ALREADY GUARANTEE MY ACTIONS WILL MEAN HE WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT. > has something like this ever been tried? Not as brilliantly of course, but there have been some attempts. Remember when Mossad kept spamming hot Israeli army chicks on the internet? This is just the perfected version of those Jewdi mind tricks, the final level. Believe me, it worked. "Yeah so they do keep killing civilians and stealing their land all the time, but some of them have b-------, so I think ethically speaking Israel is OK" Anonymous (ID: (GFEgczoY) 07/02/23(Sun)09:30:50 No.433004228 ▶ File: greentext.png (391 KB, 1871x749) ADDENDUM: To officials from Trump's campaign reading this: I will 100% change my idea and destroy de Santis through this method. Email me at superdrogasaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttprotondoooooooooooooootme for a quote. LEGAL NOTICE: To the FBI agents reading my post: "Does this message constitute a threat of violence towards this presidential candidate?" No, not at all. Show me the law that states inserting the already legendary video of my anus into an RFK Jr speech is illegal. Show me the exact article in the penal code. I am in fact very sorry for what happened to his father or grandfather or whatever, the one with the hot wife. Also the other one. And the amateur pilot. In the grand scheme of things, I think this is the least bad thing that will ever happen to a Kennedy politician. Sorry, I just find the guy's voice annoying. >>433005565 >I read the title watched the first webm i have already won Anonymous (ID: nnBP2rcP) 07/02/23(Sun)09:43:07 07/02/23(Sun)09:43:07 No.433005565 No.433005565 >>433005648 I don't vote or care but this is an impressive display of your need to be tortured to death in the public square. I will not be reading anything you typed. I read the title watched the first webm, observed your flag, and have deduced that you should be culled. Anyone who associates with you or spreads your message deserves nothing less than being decapitated in front of your mother. Politicians tongue my anus, but you should be made into an example. Anonymous (ID: GFEgczoY) 07/02/23(Sun)09:43:54 No.433005648 ► >>433006200

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