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Greentext Stories - ANON GOES TO WALMART | /r/Greentext

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO FCB0B76B-7778-43F5-9077-379C7C05 (...).jpg, 33KiB, 495x495 NEET STORIES Anonymous Wed 14 Jun 2023 16:07:24 No.73675470 >finally give in to mummy's demands and take a trip to the mall >in Walmart, browsing tendies >comparing two brands while singing the tendies song under my breath >"tendies tendies ten-dies, 'til the hunger end-ies" >start tapping my foot >"ten-dies ten-dies ten-dies, don't share them with your friend-ies" >start dancing in the aisle >sing at the top of my voice >"OH TENDIES TENDIES TEN-DIES, GOTTA LOVE THEM TEN-DIES" >mfw I still have 9863 GBP left over >security approaches me and asks me to leave because I'm scaring people >I keep singing and dancing, pretending they're not there >the mother comes over and starts yelling at me >can't hear you, bitch >and then she f------ slaps me >she SLAPS.ME. >rip open a bag of tendies and start scattering them in the air like confetti as I bop down the aisle >one hits a small child in the eye, it starts mewling View Report >YOU DO NOT F------ TOUCH ANON GOODBOY UNLESS YOU ARE FEEDING HIM, CHANGING HIM OR TUCKING HIM IN >give her a hard shove >she falls on her bum >grab a handful of frozen tendies and force feed them to her while singing at the top of my voice >security guard es to tase me >the prongs bounce off my armoured trenchcoat >slowly turn to face him with what I think is a triumphant grin >he's holding a little canister >starts spraying it in my face >hah, good luck getting that pepper spray past these shades fucko >start laughing and breathe some of it in accidentally >OH F--- THIS S--- BURNS LIKE THE SPICIEST MEMES >lash out, hit him in the head and he falls over >scratching at my throat, can barely breathe >nose is gushing snot >swallow some and start puking >slip on my puke and fall on the floor >start punching myself in the head and kicking the floor while screaming >manage to shout "F------ NORMIES WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME" in between bouts of retching >police arrive and cuff me >fall asleep in the police car and wake up in bed with a note reading "Anon, I'm deducting 1000 GBP for your frankly disgusting behaviour"

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