Anonymous >>902683806 >be me 07/15/23(Sat) 19:45:28 No.902684476 (OP) # >follower of Christ >these harlots approach me >offer me many sins should I defeat them in a race >I accept their challenge >The love of Christ flowing within my being overpowers the futile efforts these girls put into their physiques >l easily out-run them >I keep running >They call and call, for they want sin >I run and run, not happenin'! >To home I return, my soul still clean >Read several Bible excerpts, just to be safe >I love you, Jesus!

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous (ID: 59j3jvVU) Fox News Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. press dinner devolves into 'screaming and polemic farting': NY Post 07/15/23(Sat)15:41:34 No.434588183 Two guests at a press dinner for Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. reportedly got into a shouting match over climate... 2 days ago VF Vanity Fair This Story About the Farting RFK Jr. Fundraiser Is Politics Journalism Done Right This is one for the history books, for the tabloid hall of fame, for recounting dreamily some years hence when sloshed and remembering that... 2 days ago The New Republic RFK Jr. Campaign's Crazy New Low: Strategic Farting by Climate Denialist Turns out Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s campaign is just full of hot air. On Tuesday, the presidential candidate attended a press dinner on the... 2 days ago Business Insider An RFK press dinner in New York reportedly devolved into a farce Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is described by the New York Post as remaining stoic while a dinner descended into a fart-filled mess. 2 days ago OK OutKick RFK Jr. Press Dinner Guests Reportedly Got Into Loud, Gassy Argument An RFK Jr. press dinner devolved into a shouting - and farting-match between two of t the attendees as the presidential candidate looked on GROSSSSSS Screenshot from 2023-07-15 12-41-14.png. 223 KB PNG >>434588349 # >>434591219 # >>434593205 # >>434593528 # >>434593531 # >>434602649 # >>434603644 # >>434605486 # >>434606111 # >>434609095 # >>434609315 # >>434609472 # >>434612524 # >>434614615 # >>434615950 # >>434621948 # >>434618775 # Anonymous (ID: Qqh/HYVO) H 07/15/23(Sat)15:42:05 No.434588224 Anonymous (ID: psgcEK1p) 07/15/23(Sat)15:43:21 No.434588324 6ry8uf.png 100 KB PNG >Barges into your dinner party >Claims the vax is a bioweapon to target whites and blacks and that jews are immune >Lets out a thunderous BRAP >Refuses to elaborate >Guests leave

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r/4chan i.redd.it 3h u/SHCNCR Anon doesn't get it : Anonymous 83 KB JPG >ffw a few weeks >see a post that made me laugh >click on button to give gold >a menu comes up to buy gold >confusion.jpg >click on buy gold >asks for a payment method >what the f--- 11/28/18(Wed)18:37:23 No.786057786 >be me >go on Reddit >see that a post has gold and silver >wot.jpg >some f------ actually spend money to give a medal to posts and comments that they enjoy >mfw Share Share 54 Comments r/unpopularopinion 3h u/aconfusedplatypus Reddit gold is f------ stupid 303 Comments ... | 2642 2699

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: Anonymous 13 KB PNG 08/30/22(Tue)16:11:21 No.70024 >be me >in college >in business school >ethics and sustainability class >first day >professor asks us to write on a note card how ethical we think we are on a scale from 1-100 >says no judgement be honest >think for a few minutes >write down 36 >pass cards to the professor >he shuffles through them >who put down 36? >raise my hand slowly >what's ur name? >anon >well anon you that was a pretty stupid thing to do >says if I was one of his employees he'd fire me >says businesses want to hire ethical people >says I should have lied and said at least 75 >class, don't be like anon >mfw Why are college professors like this? I f------ hate this place

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$My friends like me as another person. No.902666700 07/15/23(Sat)21:44:28 Screenshot_2023 0716 011346.jpg JPG 30.4 KiB 465x393 >be me >guy >inside out, upside down. >part of a discord friend group, we have both fembots and guys there, both irl and online (I'm an irl friend). >have random urge to make a new account pretending to be a girl to infiltrate the group >use old account from 2019 to not be suspicious >Make a whole persona, but don't stray away from my usual personality, just give it dents to make it look girlish. >join my friends (public) community server where all my friends are in >Talk, have fun >ffw a month, i'm now part of the friend group, talk to myself even to make it convincing >I recently told them from my non acting account that I'm going for a vacation in a remote area with no wifi, all good. >Talk to them with other account more. >Today, I talked to them for 5 hours with the account. >Joined the vc and f----- around, didn't talk much to not blow my cover. > After a whole 5 hours of laughter, memes, etc. i realised something. >They like me better as this persona than : me. >I enjoyed this 5 hours more than I do in my usual account. What do I do \b\ros. I'm just honestly confused. I don't even feel betrayed, i just don't know what to do. 3 replies No.902666905 07/15/23(Sat)21:49:49 jfzJjb3mCyU.jpg JPG 116.5 KiB 564x564 >>902666700 (OP) >be me >bored >create girl account on dating app >hundreds matches every day >a lot of people message me, trying to please me >realize no one needs me as a male >remember females irl I knew >they had a lot of friends and lovers I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself. I hoto voolf Photo woolf$

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