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File: EyY9ia GXwAEto Tl.png (52 KB, 680x532) WHY 07/25/23(Tue)11:18:26 No.903203582 >Wake up >Be thirsty as m----------- >Realize that for some reason there is half a litter of chocolate milk next to you >Oneshot that bitch >Have the worst stomach pains in life for the rest of the day Teleporting chocolate milk incident

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Hollywood is saved acc to Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 7ejEnQWZ Just watched Oppenheimer 2.21 MB PNG 07/27/23(Thu)16:22:18 No.435937596 >3 hours pure kino >no shitskins, not even in supporting roles >no f--- or trannies >just 2 women, barely shown >Jews played by whites good movie to pay the bills? Is Hollywood back? Or they made one : Anonymous (ID: fVFFpxcx) >>435945697 # >directed by christopher nolan Were you able to hear every line of dialogue? 07/27/23(Thu)16:25:41 No.435937843 >>435938024 # >>435943664 # : Anonymous (ID: 9NfZVVUA) >>435938483 # >AAAAAAH I AM BECUMMING FOR YOU >I AM BECUMMING LE PETITE MORT >*c--- all over flo the pug what did oppy mean by this? 07/27/23(Thu)16:25:41 No.435937844 : Anonymous (ID: sejmUNh/ 07/27/23(Thu)16:27:50 No.435938024 >>435937843 # >blown ear drums of a zoomer

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Anon hits on a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/26/23 (Wed)02:59:24 No.255364679 >>255364869 >be me >fixated on being the tough muscular guy >always look up to Schwarzenegger and Tyson >workout for years >pretty thick and meaty >walk around the gym like I own the place >beefy on outside but mentally retarded >see cute girl >I muster up courage to hit on her >say h-hey >she didn't hear me >HEY >she startled and takes off earphone >with a Schwarzenegger accent >"ey bby you likey what chu see" >shockingly, she nods yes >oh f--- what now >just stare at her and walk away >still see her every now and then when making awkward eye contact

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Anon hates car culture | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)19:00:41 No.74178559 80 KB PNG airplanes: >one of the 2-4 engines goes out (0.0001% chance) >no worries because every passenger plane is designed to be able to function with one engine >somehow both engines go out (0.00000001% chance) >passenger jets can glide for around 50-70 miles with no engine >for some reason this isn't enough yet >no worries, plane fuselage is built to withstand impact and disperse force if it does crash >still not enough >each seat is equipped with safety belt, oxygen mask, life vest, and flotation device >still not enough >plane is equipped with fire extinguishers, first aid, food stores, emergency exits, and life rafts cars: >drive over a plastic bag >engine catches on fire >die why the f--- does nobody complain about cars like they do about airplanes? View Thread

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Anon questions Big Aviation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ma Leitwerktäche Seterruder Lewerkte Lander Matengonde Langsträger DIZ130 Tretor 06/05/23 (Mon)05:33:42 No.1917867 XXX Fracts Mannschaftsam Hifing Haastning Eneitungshutten Hole bild3(1).jpg 41 KB JPG Entiftungssctathe Gro Actasteg Katim LZ 130 Graf Zeppelin TOPUL SORTE Nangatiram The world's safest form of travel >plane crashes for the 9284th time >oh no the turbine blew AGAIN how could this happen arker Honus >everyone on board dies >oh no this is so terrible for everyone involved.... anyway VS The experimental flammable death trap >crashes once during passenger flight >36 people die >cause undetermined to this day >OH MY JESUS! THEY HAD HECKING SMOKING ROOMS IN A BALLOON FULL OF FLAMMABLE HYDROGEN GAS???? ARE THEY RETARDED? >OH THE HUMANITY OH THE HUMANITY >I CRIED I P----- I S--- AND I CUMMED >DID YOU KNOW THAT HYDROGEN GAS IS FLAMMABLE?? nothing suspicious about this at all

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Anon’s first experience in the west | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Hello thirdies of /Int/. Tell (...) 8 KB JPG 07/27/23(Thu)11:00:21 No.185236001 Hello thirdies of /Int/. Tell us some Borat like instances interacting with western culture. Il Begin >Be me >My mom is studying to be a lawyer in the UK >Me and my dad have just started living in york >Me and my dad are heading to the train station >We continue walking until my dad stops me and points at a sign >Sign says "Pedestrian Traffic Only" >My dad thinks that pedestrian is the english translation for Pederast (pederast means f----- in albanian) >My dad goes infront some random british strangers and asks "Where is the road for straight people?" >British guy says "What" >My dad repeats "Where is the road for straight people" while pointing at the sign >British guy just walks away with visible confusion >Me and my dad don't know what to do so we just head home

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Anon regrets getting a child | /r/Greentext

Through the Year Autism Prevalence Rate 130 KB PNG >studied hard >Had a s--- office job but make good money >Have a son with wife >He is sever autist >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive amd destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet

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Anon's being watched | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)05:23:33 No.74169130 IMG_2307.png 253 KB PNG >be me >phones been acting weird >random apps bugging and crashing >feel like im constantly being watched >see the same person every single time im outside >Every. Single. F------. Time. >same person always on the same trial as me >noticing a lot more dark tinted vehicles passing by me >always some generic car with tint so dark on every window including windshield that u cant see through >windshield tint is illegal in my state Ok so im under surveillance right now, is there anything I can do? Delete my old accounts and get new ones? >inb4 theyre not going to spy on random people They have good reason to but I wont be getting into that for legal reasons

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Femanon boyfriend and the Listerine bottle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Fembot Feels WHAT WENT WRONG 28 KB JPG WHY DID IT HAVE TO COME TO THIS...P 07/26/23(Wed) 23:10:44 No.74170266 >boyfriend in the bathroom >countertop is crowded >the bottle of Listerine falls off >bends down and picks it up >a few moments pass >it falls off again >he enters a screaming frothy-mouth rage >"God damn it, STOP! F------! FALLING! God damn f------ piece of God damn s---, stupid-ass God damn m-----------. I'll throw that stupid son of a bitch through the f------ God damn window if it f------ falls again" I wanted to cry... call me weak if you want but it scares me so much when people rage... 07/26/23 (Wed) 23:18:26 No.74170354 : Anonymous >>74170266 (OP) # He's going to beat you one day

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Damaged -- | /r/Greentext

Damaged >mom asks what fast food I want >say mcdonalds >actually want kfc Imao stupid bitch

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German anon turned up the ovens | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Europoor is NOT a meme 07/27/23(Thu)13:20:25 No.185231977 As an American visiting, the legitimate accepted poverty and cope I'm encountering in Eurostan is nuts. >No air conditioning >Tiny ass oven deathbox homes the size of my college dorm >USA janitor salaries are the norm >All major cities are shitholes covered inch-to-inch with graffiti and drug dealers ready to stab you for accidentally filming them Can any Eurocucks explain what the f--- happened to your economy? 6 KB PNG In Italy and Spain especially so many buildings I've been in have the ceiling crumbling and degrading and it's seen as normal. Why are you all too retarded and poor to get air conditioning or basic 21st century amenities? The f---? : Anonymous >>185231977 (OP) # damn that's insane man, let me cry into my EU healthcare card 07/27/23(Thu)13:23:25 No.185232040 >>185232077 # >>185232085 # >>185232548 # >>185232633 #

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Anon takes the vaccine | /r/Greentext

>>316265649 (OP) # I was able to intercept an entire pallet of Pfizers first vaccine shipment. 4000 doses at 2 shots per dose. I've got it stored in a chest freezer in my garage. Ive been injecting myself every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralyzed with pain, contorted like the Edvard munch painting and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I've been 1.13 MB PNG vaxmaxxing for almost 4 months now and I feel as though I'm becoming something greater than human now. I will continue to administer the injections into the same arm as long as possible. I'm increasing the dosages as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal. >>316266074 #

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Anon's take on the UFO testimony | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: (h+LOOZVX)=07/26/23 (Wed)17:41:03 No.435885304 File: kekw.jpg (28 KB, 800x450) >be me >meet colleague who looks like a retard >tell him made up s--- for fun >he believes everything I say >Imao.png >other colleagues pick up on it and troll him as well >mfw the guy comes out about all the retarded s--- we told him publicly in front of congress

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File: EyY9ia GXwAEto Tl.png (52 KB, 680x532) WHY 07/25/23(Tue)11:18:26 No.903203582 >Wake up >Be thirsty as m----------- >Realize that for some reason there is half a litter of chocolate milk next to you >Oneshot that bitch >Have the worst stomach pains in life for the rest of the day Teleporting chocolate milk incident

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