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Anonymous 92 KB PNG 08/02/23(Wed)09:29:45 No.74248424 >pretty sure I witnessed a r--- last night >feel sick and barely slept >was bored at 1am and decided to go on a night walk >go to my local park where I normally go for night walks >big park with a path where you can walk a full circle and end at the gates you came in at >walking for about 20 minutes with my headphones on >suddenly hear a muffled voice among the loud music in my ear >take my headphones off >a woman's voice coming from the bushes to my left >i see her head and arms laying against the ground poking out of the bushes about 20 feet away >she begins screaming "HELP ME, HELP PLEASE" >I freeze up and my heart is racing >she keeps screaming and making noises at me >a man's voice says "get the f--- out of here" >turn around and run for my life without looking back I don't know what to do, should I make a police report? I haven't stopped shaking and even threw up

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Inaqar 137 KB JPG land you protect 12/24/23(Sun)09:54:58 No.91319497 >skilled warriors seen as the main bulwark against dark forces >sons of powerful and intelligent beings of legend >follow the teachings of a golden, almighty Master who created the >sometimes have powers such as shooting fire, lighting, shockwaves, blasts of ice or energy >wield some of the most powerful weapons around >battle beastly green enemies, awakened soulless armies, spirits, undead, malicious versions of yourselves, daemonic forces, and the literal embodiments of evil >wear bright colors to sell plastic toys >be the Ninja from Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu >pic unrelated

Anonymous 10/26/13(Sat) 19:06 No.215457549 File: 1382828761196.jpg-(42 KB, 480x480, 1353212900339.jpg) >My dads face when >"Well have fun" >leaves room >Playing Silent Hill 3 >at the end >dad walks in >"Hey son, what you playing?" >Heather regurgitates a fetus >the other girl picks it up and shoves in his mouth >"I WILL BIRTH THE GOD"

>she stops me, wants to roleplay >blindfolds me, we're playing doctor >kinky but okay >feel pressure around my ass >pull off blindfold 00 Anonymous (ID: zuq0 ITT: Weird sex experiences >be 22 >start dating blonde. 7/10 >shes quirky but fun > dat ass >second date >go to her place >shewantstheD.jpeg >go down on her >things are going well >crazy bitch is shoving 3-4 plastic horses into my a------ >she says my condition is "stable"

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: Anonymous 05/01/23(Mon)14:36:31 No.183983542 Retard plant houseplant-twitter-thumb-700xauto- 233097_edit_711425076220609.jpg 148 KB JPG It is very hard for me to express how much I hate weed smokers. It is unreal how these worthless losers trigger me. Every single person I ever met in 27 years that smokes weed was a absolute retarded p------------ annoying cocksucker m------------ rat. Is there any movie that focuses on a junkie or especially weed f----- smoker that has a happy ending like them dying in extreme pain and suffering?

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>school is in low-income, high- crime neighborhood >one of my kids often gets picked up by his grandpa >grandpa is an OG who used to be a gangbanger in the 80s, spent some time in prison, and got his s--- together >he's big and scary-looking, but super f------ nice >leave the school after working late one day, some dudes walk up to me and ask what time it is >look down at my watch and one of them sucker punches me >try to fight back but it's 3-on-1 >get my watch, phone, and wallet taken >next day during dismissal >students grandpa notices bruises, asks what the hell happened >oh I got jumped by some guys on my way home >he asks what they looked like >don't know but I remember they drove away in a white Camaro 1.19 MB JPG >he nods and says okay >about a week later, student comes back and hands me a plastic bag from his backpack >inside is my phone, wallet, and watch >see a news report a few months later about a white Camaro found at the bottom of a nearby lake

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: Anonymous 3.15 MB JPG : Anonymous → 07/31/23(Mon)22:32:45 No.185434035 Tell me your childhood trauma 07/31/23(Mon)22:39:33 No.185434371 >>185434035 (OP) # i never had a actual best friend, always been the second choice. God i remember how 374 KB JPG traumatizing break between class were since i had no one to hang out with. Funny how things still the same now, i have a few friends but i still the second choice, they will only come to me if they have nobody else 249 KB PNG >>185434659 # >>185443318 # >>185460430 # >>185468154 # : Anonymous 08/01/23(Tue)08:26:14 No. 185454589 >Mom got the normal Weet-Bix and not Weet-Bix crunch

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Anon is still in pain of his bad days with his mom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/21/23(Fri)22:29:45 No.773601407 >Mom comes home from work stressed out as usual, dad home drunk >Sees me depressed and unmotivated to do anything > takes me and my sister out to eat >let me order anything from the menu, as the good boy I am I order tendies with hunny mussy >we leave and go visit my uncle and my newborn cousin 46 KB PNG >on our ride back home we listen to Southern Nights, a song I love >mfw I realized she did this all for me to cheer up >came home and didn't want to cry and say "i love you" cause I'm a wuss > grow a pair of balls and go say "I love you and thanks for taking me out " sobbing all over her shoulder >still crying while writing this > although you'll never see this > Thank you mom, I love you with all my heart

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Anons becomes a potato farmer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: jBZ6tCqq Redpill me on potato farming 10/03/22(Mon)10:37:44 No.398112469 Potato-Field..jpg 234 KB JPG I read 100m2 of land can produce 1 ton of potatos or €1,000 at retail. Can you get rich if you own a shitton of land? Anonymous (ID: CUPMNEZC 10/03/22 (Mon)10:42:10 No.398112991 >>398112469 (OP) # >Anon discovers agriculture

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Anon Has The 'Tism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/23(Wed)05:23:47 No.74245692 >be me >somebody tries to convince me I'm autistic at uni >about to awsner that mf >suddenly notices the holes 39 KB JPG in the back of the chairs of the uni aren't multiple of 3 (actually prime number of holes. that pisses me off more) >almost get in panic due the chair design Ok, maybe they aren't wrong at all

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Anon does a flippin good thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG No.777598427 ITT: Good deeds you've done in your life. >Be me. >Go for a walk because I'm not a shut in virgin. >Walk by trailer park for some human entertainment. >Girl comes running up to me. >Tells me her dog is dying and she needs help. >F----- jumped in the pool and didn't know how to swim. >Luckily I'm an EMT in training. >Grab big ass golden retriever out of pool. >Pretty sure its dead. >Give the dog CPR. >He's not responding but I keep at it. >Girl calls 911. >Turns out they don't send ambulances for dogs. >Just before I'm about to carry it to her car he starts coughing. >Throws up all over me. >Girl comes running over and hugs dog. >His tail starts wagging. >Girl thanks me. >Gives me a hug. >Tells me she'd kiss me if she didn't have a boyfriend. >Respect her relationship and leave with my head held high. I like helping people. It makes me feel good!

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Anon has observation skills | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous THEY' >draws >doesn't complain >is entertaining >writes for all demographies >nice shonens >always smile >medals from ministry of culture 23 KB JPG Female mangaka >writes 08/02/23 (Wed)14:00:22 No.255630041 Male mangaka >oh my back hurts oooh >bicycle p--- or 100 dvd p--- >dies from exhaustion (miura) >can't see his son (oda) >never smiles >always miserable despite having 100 assistants working for him >boring shonens >limited demographic

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Anon is dissapointed with his life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/02/23(Wed)18:03:40 No.74247764 Why do normies act like missing developmental milestones isn't a big deal > OH you didn't experience teenage love, no big deal you weren't missing much anyways > Oh you didn't lose your virginity when you're 17, it would've just been awkward if you did > Oh you didn't have a large freind group to hang out and f--- around with, don't worry those friend groups usually have beef and drama > You didn't have the high school/college experience that everyone else so fondly remembers, well who cares I don't remember mine because I was drunk so much My hands look like this So hers can look like this 234 KB JPG > None of the milestones you missed are a big deal because everyone develops at their own rate and everyone's story is different But of course none of its true your weird if you don't have any of above or a myriad of other developmental milestones by the time your in your early 20s

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Anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Catfished by weeb 47 KB JPG 08/02/23 (Wed)06:51:00 No.903658687 >Be fembot >Agreed to a date with a Redditor I met online >He sends photos and has dadbod which I like >He sends me his REAL photo only when I arrive at the meeting place >jawdrop.jpeg >Dude is insanely obese like he ate 5 people, lied about his height, face full of craters >He takes off his shoes and socks in the car, revealing brown and untrimmed toenails >He randomly claps every 15 minutes or so for no reason >He's a hardcore weeb and talks in anime lingo >He tries to make me sing Japanese songs even though I can't speak or read Japanese >He suggests I try "kēki" from a specific store >Cant believe somebody talks like this >Had to nudge him in counter because I didn't want to pay for his "kēki" >Leave store and noticed he was huffing and puffing from the heat >Went to cheap restaurant >He offers me soup but I'm grossed out by his dirty toenails so I offer him wet wipes instead >He complains about the food not being "daijoubu" >I'm mortified and regret agreeing to this date

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434656828 Anonymous 6 hours ago >1 in the morning >GF at the time wanted to get food and rent a movie to fool around to before bed >Stop by a redbox at a walgreens near her place >Black guy dressed like f------ Peter Pan or something pulls up to us in his car by the redbox >Figure, "oh s--- here we go, going to have to fight some nog" >"Nah y'all don't need to be paying for that now, f--- a redbox my dude" >Hands us a Wal-Mart bag filled with about 40 burnt disks with recent movie titles on them >Backseat is full of these bags >Go to shake his hand and say "Jesus man, thanks. What's your name?" >"Who me? Y'all can just call me... N---- ROBIN HOOD!" >Dude peels out of the parking lot and speeds off into the night >GF and I confused as f--- >Go home, put in the disks >About half of the movies are HD rips of what the disks says they are, other half are actually just filled to the brim with new brazzers scenes Unironically the most based dude I've ever met 6 REPLIES

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: Anonymous 116 KB JPG 08/02/23(Wed)06:22:29 No.29495226 >intimate moment with GF >She says "You are good in this, and i know that well, i have the experience with many other men but you are one of my favorites" >immediately stop, grab my stuff and leave her apartment >she send me an angry audio claiming that she doesn't understand what happened at all >i try to explain it to her and she calls me "insecure" First of all we were having an intimate moment as a couple, do i really have to explain to her that bringing up the fact that she had multiple cocks inside of her is something repellent for any man? Well there may be cucks out there but I'm not into that s---. Not only that, she said i was "one of her favorites". She made me feel cheap, like if she was thinking in another man that she considered a better lover than me while we were f------, that was EXTREMELY insulting and humiliating. It seems that if you are not the first one you end up being just "another one". I feel that way, like she thinks that if i wasn't her first c--- then I'm not going to be her last one neither, the grass will always always be greener elsewhere. It's just that we have been together over 2 and... Nevermind, any advice? This situation is f----- up. I would like to think there is a better solution than simply breaking up but I don't see much other options.

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Anonymous 92 KB PNG 08/02/23(Wed)09:29:45 No.74248424 >pretty sure I witnessed a r--- last night >feel sick and barely slept >was bored at 1am and decided to go on a night walk >go to my local park where I normally go for night walks >big park with a path where you can walk a full circle and end at the gates you came in at >walking for about 20 minutes with my headphones on >suddenly hear a muffled voice among the loud music in my ear >take my headphones off >a woman's voice coming from the bushes to my left >i see her head and arms laying against the ground poking out of the bushes about 20 feet away >she begins screaming "HELP ME, HELP PLEASE" >I freeze up and my heart is racing >she keeps screaming and making noises at me >a man's voice says "get the f--- out of here" >turn around and run for my life without looking back I don't know what to do, should I make a police report? I haven't stopped shaking and even threw up

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