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How to fix any computer Windows Step 1. Reboot Apple Step 1. Linux Take it to an Apple store. Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step a Format hard drive. Reinstall Windows. Lose all your files. Quietly weep Did that fix it? No? Proceed to step a Step 2. Buy a new Mac. Overdraw your account. Quietly weep. Step 1. Learn to code in C. Recompile the kernel. Build your own microprocessor out of spare silicon you had lying around. Recompile the kernel again. Switch distros. Recompile the kernel again but this time using a CPU powered by refracted light from Saturn. Grow a giant beard. Blame Sun Microsystems. Turn your bedroom into a server closet and spend ten years falling asleep to the sound of whirring fans. Switch distros again. Abandon all hygiene. Write a regular expression that would make other programmers cry blood. Learn to code in Java. Recompile the kernel again (but this time while wearing your lucky socks). Step 2. Revert back to using Windows or a Mac. Quietly weep.

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