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Why didnt Napolean & his army go back to France before Russian winter? Is he f------ retarded? Why didnt Napolean & his army (...) NAPOLEON LA CAMPAGNE DE RUSSIE 216 KB JPG W--? 07/17/23 (Mon)19:51:48 No.187680055 >Be Napoleon >Invade Russia >Stay there through winter >Russians burned their crops and Moscow >Lost 400,000 to Russian winters and starvation.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous Wat 150 KB PNG 09/24/18(Mon)23:23:35 No.48329553 >be me >Viet Cong >hear Fortunate Son in distance >mfw

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Anon finds love....... | /r/Greentext

>seeing some girl recently >go to her house to f--- her again >while we are cuddling ask her what's on her mind >tells me that she likes me >tell her I like her too >tells me how she likes to kiss me, hold me, how she likes me eyes, my laugh, the way I talk >we don't fall asleep until 5am >leave her house around 7am 410 KB PNG >keeps saying she doesn't want me to go >driving back to my place the feelings hit me >tfw you've been emotionally deprived for the first 19 years of your life >tfw you thought you would end up alone and a loser but you managed to turn out just fine >tfw you realize you aren't alone in this world >tfw you matter to someone It's a feeling that is warmer than heroin /b/

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Anon creates himself in the sims | /r/Greentext

ous 10/29/10(Fri) 10:21 No.77067324 illain is bom.jPS e eyes. They are filled with hatred -18.jpg) Screenshot-28.jpg) -, e ugly best bian. ► to death. ed comfortable 68362 x1200, Screenshot-29.jpg) 068476 Anonymous 10/29/10(Fri)10:38 >>77067970 THOSE EYES FILLED WITH THE GRIEF y right there. She looks like y second. Fo.77068960 -. 1920x1200. Screenshot-32.jpg) or across the street is kind of cute. ng outside her house for a little bit s far as I can tell she almost never ething in common. AHAHAHA -(10 KB, 122x137. H-------- THAT 7068960 s Christ you must be a creepy mother zing in real life. Looks like sleeping beauty is finally wake. s I'll probably come back and introduce myself later tonight. She seems like a nice girl. The band has a gig down at a nearby bar in a gh, going to drive down and meet up with the As usual, no one bothered to show up for the show. Crowd starts to get here as soon as finished. Looks like the rest of the stick around for a round of drinks. bly head back home and see what the neighbor i

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Anon is a cop, was this my week to upload this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/10/13(Sun)21:40:01 No.515425318 > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's 61 KB JPG an undercover cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

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Anon is a ghost buster | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Green text 31 KB JPG 10/14/18(Sun)01:38:28 No.558656 >be me 18 >graduated but still living with parents cause free food >mfw >read some s----- green text about how ghosts hate it when you beat your meat >forget about it >next day >1:00 am, lights in my house start flickering like mad, cold spots, general freaky s--- >remember green text >whip out my c--- >immediately the lights stop flickering and everything goes back to normal

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: Anonymous Retail feels thread 118 KB JPG 06/01/22(Wed)19:11:32 No.68875207 >woman comes up to me asking about some discount >tell her I can't do it and the higher ups probably won't do it but let her know that if she complains enough they'll just give it to her >watch her complain and finally get her way >wink at her as she leaves >she winks back That was actually kind of cool.

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Anon is in the cool kids club | /r/Greentext

File: 1645216672219.png (9 KB, 407x395) >> >> >> Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:15:41 No.185659473 ► >>185659689 >>185659871 >A black american calls your "n----" >An british person calls you "lad" >A latino calls you "hermano" >A belgian calls you "fieu" >A japanese calls you "kyodai" >> >>185659773 Cheers akhi Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:20:59 No.185659689>>185659709 >>185659473 (OP). >A latino calls you "hermano" not always, mexicans and maybe some central americans call you wey Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:21:30 No.185659709 ► >>185659689 Thanks for the tip, akhi. Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:23:02 No.185659773 ► >>185659813 A Frenchman calls you "habib" Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:23:46 No.185659813 ► Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:25:25 No.185659871 >>185659901 >>185659473 (OP). a polish person call you "głupi chuj zajebany w dupe kurwa przyjechał taki śmieć zza granicy" Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:25:57 No.185659901 ► >>185659871 I won't translate this also I don't speak to poles so I didn't even think about this. Anonymous 08/06/23(Sun)01:58:49 No.185661186 ► >>185661265 >>185661410 How's it going c----?

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Anon has Asperger's Syndrome | /r/Greentext

- File: tfw.jpg (26 KB, 564x518) 3 >tfw political prosecution of Asperger men motorAnon (ID: kp4zioh8 >be me >legit clairvoyant genius, bordering on predicting the future >dont connect with 99.9% of "humans" (normies) because theyre clinically retarded compared to me >never had any friends or GFs (women instinctively hate aspie men because we dont fall for their manipulation) >go to med school >keep getting suspended for 6 months every year in there because "i dunno hes just weird" stoachar >teachers legit put that in the reports: "he does everything right but hes just weird, he creeps us out when he does X, Y, Z" med schoo wom >med school exam commission says they have to suspend me but cant kick me out because i literally didnt do anything wrong wielen me 10 >takes me 10 years to finish med school Sho green >become a raging alcoholic every time they suspend me >in a blackout drunk stupor I torture one of my rabbits in my own garden and get convicted for it due to a coalburner videotaping it >allegedly kick my annoying puppy dog in garden, police raid my home SWAT style like I killed someone 08/05/23(Sat)20:15:57 No.436995585 [Reply]► >>437004300 Jane >police report this to med school, why you might ask? Because the local officer was angry I got off >med school exam committe says they refuse to issue my diploma now despite having all points from the curriculum >got fired from job because it depended on the diploma >destitute >hurrrr its your fault for being a degenerate alcoholic My dear asperger brothers, with my whole heart I strongly recommend you to just go NEET and never try to do anything in academics, especially if youre not a cuck and insist on speaking your mind like a man. You will be chewed out and you will realize too late that your success has nothing to do with your actual results but on how much other "humans" (normies) like you. Yes, LIKE you. The entire world hates us. Being high IQ is like being a nobleman during the French revolution. Asperger isnt even real, it stems from being so high IQ that you never connect with other people because their thoughts are on the level of a dog compared to you so you never socialize. Conclusion: death to normies. + 61 replies and 12 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous (ID: 41xLMETV) 08/05/23(Sat)21:50:53 No.437004300 ► >>436995585 (OP) sounds to me like you are worthless and should just kill yourself

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Anon likes findom | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Findom addicted 159 KB JPG 08/05/23(Sat)09:48:28 No.74280473 > be me > 24 > graduated college, make good money > feelsgoodman > No friends, no girlfriend, just crippling loneliness > Browsing Twitter > Find a girl I like > she's a sociopath > into taking my money and abusing me > I actually love this > I've never experienced this before > Feelings intensify, obsession sets in > Spend every waking moment chatting with her > She becomes my entire world > Start sending her gifts, small at first > Buy her a coffee, $20 here, $20 there > But that's not enough > She deserves the world, my mind whispers > Withdraw all my savings, give her everything I have > I don't need much to live, right? > Soon, it's not just my savings > I start living off scraps, eating noodles every day > Rent overdue, bills piling up > But she's happy, and that's all that matters > I'm broke, but my heart is full >What's wrong with me bros? pic related, it's her

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Deviant- 4·0³7²90 If every woman have the same breast size it breaks immersion doesnt it? lyth your forry that an being stuff very ne e same status there a 1000 affettuonly 5 har types or only at vores for at the 1000 rpc t would stay treak mersion awet wouldnt would love to see npc woman with the beast sies becuz it would make it more immenim becurit would be y cant be the only one thinking this way? Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)21:54:05 No.646361912 >>646362145 >>646362159 >>646362231 >>646362586 >>646362 >>646364427 >>646365073 >>646366119 >>646366215 >>646366454 >>646366518 >>646367172 >>646367590 >>6463 >5 different d---- >1 pair of t--- >detailed genital customization >no boobs (size, saggyness, n------, etc) customization >all men look sexy and attractive >all women look masculine, unsexy, unattractive, and look like ugly men not sure why /v/ and normalfags are buying and praising this ugly p------------ game... ☐ Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)21:55:17 No.646362021 >>646362310 >>646363780 >>646365917 Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)22:43:03 No.646365917 >>646366298 >>646362021 Actually only two different d----, the rest are pubic hair arrangements. But you'd know this if you played the game instead of complaining about it online. Anonymous 08/04/23(Fri)22:47:59 No.646366298 >>646365917 This man is actually closely inspecting the penises instead of seeing that there was 5 options

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Anon forgot to take his schizophrenia medication | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >AW MAN! I JUST GOT ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS BEJITA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! >ALMIGHTY DRAGON, REMOVE MY LIMBS AND MAKE ME BEJITA'S NUGGET BABY! >AWWW RIGHT! TWO MORE WISHES TO GO TOO! >DRAGON! SHRINK ME DOWN SO I CAN FIT INSIDE BEJITA-SAMAS FORESKIN AND SPHINCTER! >HEHEHEH! LOOK HOW TINY I AM BEJITA! >ALRIGHT DRAGON, NOW MAKE IT SO I SPEND 12 HOURS IN BEJITA'S ASS AND THEN GET TELEPORTED TO HIS FORESKIN, AND I SPEND 12 HOURS THERE TOO! AND IT NEVER ENDS, AND NOBODY CAN REMOVE ME! ALRIGHT! AND I CAN ONLY GET SUSTENANCE FROM BEJITA'S SMEGMA AND S---! IM GETTING EXCITED! OH, AND GIVE CHICHI BONE CANCER! >MY WISHES GRANTED! TOO COOL SHENRON! >WOW BEJITA, GUESS IT WAS FORESKIN FIRST HUH? >OH MAN ITS WARM IN HERE! AND WET! YOURE SO VIRILE BEJITA! THE SMEGMA IS LIKE SHELOBS WEB! HAHAHAHA! 712 KB PNG 08/05/23(Sat)11:02:07 No.71841587 >MHMM, I JUST GOTTA TASTE IT! OH MAN! LIKE BITTER CHILLI DOGS WITH AN EXTRA HELPING OF SALT! A TRUE SAIYAN BANQUET! BON APPETITE BEJITA! >MHMMFH! MHMM! IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW CHICHI AND MY KIDS ARE BACK HOME, NOT YET SUSPECTING THE SLOW DEATH SENTENCE I JUST GAVE THEIR MOMMY! AHA! SHES PROBABLY IN PAIN AND THEYRE PANICKING WONDERING WHY! THEYRE PROBABLY DESPERATELY TRYING YO CONTACT ME, NOT REALISING I WISHED THIS UPON THEM AND THEN MADE MYSELF YOUR MAGGOT SLAVE! >MYMMHHH! SO GOOD BEJITA! YOUR DRY C-- IS SO GOOD! I CANT WAIT TO LIVE ON IT FOREVER LIKE A PARASITE! LIKE THE LOATHSOME WORM I AM BEJITA! >THIS IS MY TRUE SELF! AWW MAN! THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WAS WANTED, BEING A C-- S--- MAGGOT MADE TO WORSHIP YOUR BODY! TO LIVE OFF YOUR BODILY DISCHARGE IN PERPETUAL WORSHIP! AWWW MAN! >THE STENCH OF FISH IS JUST AMAZING! >WHAT THE? 12 HOURS ALREADY??? TIME FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT! AWWW MAN IT REEKS IN HERE! >FART ON ME BEJITA, I NEED TO CHOKE ON YOUR FARTS! YOUR ANUS IS MY PLANET! YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS ARE MY WEATHER AND MY ECOSYSTEM! SEND A NOXIOUS GAS ATTACK MY WAY! >IS THAT... A LITTLE NUGGET OF BEJITA'S S---? OH BOY IM THE LUCKIEST SAIYAN EVER! MHMMFH MHMM AWW MAN! : Anonymous >>71841587 (OP) # Thank you 08/05/23(Sat)11:05:06 No.71841596

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