Anonymous 08/08/23(Tue)23:25:06 No.903989122 >be me >broke college student >over the years I developed a habit of stress eating jerky while I study >literally cant function without jerky. tried everything in order to alleviate stress and be more productive but nothing was as effective as jerky >chocolate, chips, jogging, ritalin, even tried a local gloryhole once >exams are drawing near but this time I dont have enough money to buy enough jerky >come up with a plan >photoshop jerky pricetags for my local store with twice the price so nobody buys them. Everytime i go shopping i secretly swap the pricetags. >endgame is that after few weeks of people not buying jerky the store will massively drop the price so they dont pass expiration date >a store worker discovers me one day. cute 8/10, laughts it off, we have a chat but he warns me to never do it again >i try harder, wear a disguise etc >should be studying but instead I am expanding my operation into other stores >getting withdrawal cause no jerky >mfw next day jerky is 70% off >mfw I saved around 50 dollars >eventually say f--- it and ask the cute worker out in order to manipulate my way up the chain of command >end up sucking his d--- at the end of the date >mfw its the same d--- as in the gloryhole

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Anonymous 08/08/23(Tue)23:25:06 No.903989122 >be me >broke college student >over the years I developed a habit of stress eating jerky while I study >literally cant function without jerky. tried everything in order to alleviate stress and be more productive but nothing was as effective as jerky >chocolate, chips, jogging, ritalin, even tried a local gloryhole once >exams are drawing near but this time I dont have enough money to buy enough jerky >come up with a plan >photoshop jerky pricetags for my local store with twice the price so nobody buys them. Everytime i go shopping i secretly swap the pricetags. >endgame is that after few weeks of people not buying jerky the store will massively drop the price so they dont pass expiration date >a store worker discovers me one day. cute 8/10, laughts it off, we have a chat but he warns me to never do it again >i try harder, wear a disguise etc >should be studying but instead I am expanding my operation into other stores >getting withdrawal cause no jerky >mfw next day jerky is 70% off >mfw I saved around 50 dollars >eventually say f--- it and ask the cute worker out in order to manipulate my way up the chain of command >end up sucking his d--- at the end of the date >mfw its the same d--- as in the gloryhole

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