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: Anonymous 123 KB PNG 08/09/23(Wed)04:00:36 No.29532702 >grandmother visits us >84 years old >she drops some money >she bends down, very slowly, to pick it up >I pick up the money to hand it to her >she slaps my hand and the money goes flying out of my grasp and back onto the floor >"Don't you patronize me! I can pick things up by myself, I don't need your help! I know I'm slow, but I'll go even slower if you piss me off!" >I just reply "ah, okay, sorry" and stand back to let her pick up the coins herself >my older sister (I'm 22 male, she's 33) gives me a sharp look >she says "No, Grandma, we're not patronizing you. Here, I'll help you" >she bends down and picks up the money for our grandmother, who doesn't say anything in response >later that day >my sister is very seethingly angry, goes off on me for several minutes >says I should have helped Grandmother pick up the money even though she refused my help the first time >"I know that you're not big on the whole 'helping people' thing, but sometimes you have to think about people other than yourself. I know you're 'shy' and have 'issues' or whatever, but it's time to grow the f--- up. You won't get very far in life if you treat people the way you do." Was I in the wrong? I'm kind of confused. Should I have helped her anyway? I feel bad. Maybe I'm a little autistic and don't understand social norms. I don't know.

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 08/08/23(Tue)23:25:06 No.903989122 >be me >broke college student >over the years I developed a habit of stress eating jerky while I study >literally cant function without jerky. tried everything in order to alleviate stress and be more productive but nothing was as effective as jerky >chocolate, chips, jogging, ritalin, even tried a local gloryhole once >exams are drawing near but this time I dont have enough money to buy enough jerky >come up with a plan >photoshop jerky pricetags for my local store with twice the price so nobody buys them. Everytime i go shopping i secretly swap the pricetags. >endgame is that after few weeks of people not buying jerky the store will massively drop the price so they dont pass expiration date >a store worker discovers me one day. cute 8/10, laughts it off, we have a chat but he warns me to never do it again >i try harder, wear a disguise etc >should be studying but instead I am expanding my operation into other stores >getting withdrawal cause no jerky >mfw next day jerky is 70% off >mfw I saved around 50 dollars >eventually say f--- it and ask the cute worker out in order to manipulate my way up the chain of command >end up sucking his d--- at the end of the date >mfw its the same d--- as in the gloryhole

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Anonymous (ID: LznyA98M) 26 KB JPG 09/11/19(Wed)13:59:20 No.226234236 >Be THC oil cartridge >Very popular among teens as it gets you extremely stoned and the smell dissipates faster than smoke >Kids are retarded and buy cheap cartridges from chinese Instagram accounts that ship directly to your house because they don't know how to use the darknet >Kids start getting sick by vaping low quality THC cartridges with dangerous ingredients >Big tobacco uses this as an opportunity to demonize all vapes, including nicotine vapes >boomers eat it up without question >Trump is set to ban vaping flavored nicotine juice >Cigarettes are still okay though Boomers are retarded. 237 Replies / 34 Images View Thread

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Anonymous 295 KB PNG 12/15/21(Wed)15:04:47 No.66575792 >girl I've been paying $600 a month to be my girlfriend says she's caught feelings for me and has started refusing my money >gave me back $1800 out of the $3000 I've paid so far >says she'll give me back the rest when she gets the money >wants to see me more often now What do I do now? Anonymous >>66575792 (OP) >What do I do now? enjoy your gf for free? 12/15/21(Wed)15:07:20 No.66575822

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: Anonymous 853 KB JPG 04/12/23(Wed)08:48:23 No.72924421 >Have social anxiety >Have a doctor appointment >Been dreading it the whole week >Day finally comes >Have a 10 minutes talk with the doc and it's over >I've spent the last 3 days in a state of apprehension for no f------ reason I hate this s--- so much.

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: Anonymous How? 4 KB JPG 08/08/23(Tue)23:21:53 No.74313410 >be me >have dentist appointment >get about 5 minutes early because if ur late they charge you a fee >walk in, see hygienists all laughing and standing around Ok its just a slow day >20 minutes later >still laughing >no one has walked through the door >literally watching news on how Narcan is allowed in school >know that when i walk out im gonna be charged $800 for a simple cleaning and get my checks clapped How is the dentists office not seen as a scam?

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P Who's got more freedom? Anonymous (ID: 7R201lpu | 08/08/23(Tue)21:4 USA "land of freedom" >Drinking age: 21 >Age of consent: min. 16 (most populous states have 17/18) >Speed limits: 85mph tops (most states have lower) Germany >Drinking age: 16 for beer and wine (18 for harder liquors). >Age of consent: 14 >No speed limit on the autobahn OMW to drive 150mph with couple of 14 year old chicks, see ya later Freedomlets!

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: Anonymous 08/08/23(Tue)23:50:22 No.74313782 >constantly flip flop between extreme anxiety and extreme positivity

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: Anonymous 743 A esca 513 KB PNG 08/04/23(Fri)12:23:18 No.74268220 >be me >talking to this 10/10 girl I met on tinder >sporty tomboy type >good sense of humour, likes shitposting >she plays games and not normie at ones either >big film nerd talks about obscure foreign films from the 60s >swears in Russian >compatible fetishes >dommy vibes >genuinely loves me for who I am >literally a perfect match >we talk for a few weeks and I genuinely have a shot, she likes me back >then while we're talking she mentions she's a picky eater, okay not a big deal so am I >she hates cheese >all types of cheese >not even cool with it melted or as part of a dish >she refuses to eat any food with cheese in it period >she orders pizza without cheese on it >SHE ORDERS PIZZA WITHOUT CHEESE ON IT I'm a autistic for caring this much about this?, it's literally her only flaw. But like it's f------ cheese. She's 22 I don't think she'll grow out of this

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Anonymous 08/08/23(Tue)13:11:50 No.74311486 >my sister and her husband are having their first child >they unironically want to name him squilliam how do i stop this

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□ Anonymous 08/07/23 (Mon)21:51:05 No.903954947 >be me, asian amerifag >high school senior, kissless virgin >cant drive, all my friends go off campus for lunch >hot as hell so go to school library >pretty much all underclassmen/people i don't know >guy im kinda friends with is there, what the hell >sit down across from him, he's cool >chat a little bit, conversation eventually dies down >few minutes later this girl sits down across from him, right next to me >somewhat frizzy dirty blonde hair, good fashion sense, hazel eyes, really nice smile, 10/10 body >apparently shes friends with guy >notice shes doing work on her computer, we talk and laugh about the class >wait.. >i took that class in freshman year >shes a sophomore >>903955199 >im a senior >oh well >the three of us chat together, we laugh and talk about partying, weed, people, etc >lunch ends and we exchange names >never speak to her again >add her on social media, she adds me back >beautiful in her pictures >sometimes see her walking home across the (4-lane) street from me, never think to approach her bc of age difference >ffw now >gradded hs, college in a few months >randomly remember her >dont know her age, wouldnt be surprised if shes 16+ >remember im young for my grade level >im still 17 bros... was that a missed opportunity? should i message her anyway even now just to see if something happens? i think we have at least a few similar interests. or did i do well to stay out of it? Anonymous 08/07/23(Mon)21:56:02 No.903955199 >>903954947 (OP) missed your f------ chance f-- dont go back to the past, just make sure to not miss out again

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: Anonymous 123 KB PNG 08/09/23(Wed)04:00:36 No.29532702 >grandmother visits us >84 years old >she drops some money >she bends down, very slowly, to pick it up >I pick up the money to hand it to her >she slaps my hand and the money goes flying out of my grasp and back onto the floor >"Don't you patronize me! I can pick things up by myself, I don't need your help! I know I'm slow, but I'll go even slower if you piss me off!" >I just reply "ah, okay, sorry" and stand back to let her pick up the coins herself >my older sister (I'm 22 male, she's 33) gives me a sharp look >she says "No, Grandma, we're not patronizing you. Here, I'll help you" >she bends down and picks up the money for our grandmother, who doesn't say anything in response >later that day >my sister is very seethingly angry, goes off on me for several minutes >says I should have helped Grandmother pick up the money even though she refused my help the first time >"I know that you're not big on the whole 'helping people' thing, but sometimes you have to think about people other than yourself. I know you're 'shy' and have 'issues' or whatever, but it's time to grow the f--- up. You won't get very far in life if you treat people the way you do." Was I in the wrong? I'm kind of confused. Should I have helped her anyway? I feel bad. Maybe I'm a little autistic and don't understand social norms. I don't know.

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