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bg,181818-1al,750x,075 ---).Jpg (74 My miserable existence Anonymous 08/23/23(Wed)22:56:37 No.74488802 [Reply] >be me in 2020 >16 year old kissless virgin >extremely unhappy with my life despite it being fairly decent from other points of view >discover I have phimosis (tight foreskin) >doctor says a circumcision is mandatory >it goes sideways and he ends up cutting into my urethra and somehow splits my d--- in half >he gets fired and my parents sue him for malpractice >it takes 3 years of additional surgeries from other doctors to fix the botched surgery >penis is restored but looks horrible due to scarring from all the procedures >fast-forward to 2023 >now 19 years old and obviously still a kissless virgin >developed anxiety and depression, became introverted and lost the friendships I once had >smoke cigarettes and drink liquor to numb the pain >contemplate over how good my life was back then and wonder why I didn't appreciate it more I guess it was the universe's way of punishing me for whining like a little bitch despite not having any real problems

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 1128 2/06/22(Sun)23:57:14 No.16965346 683A8509-560F-4318-84A2-50F761857668.jpg 68 KB JPG D >Writing workshop assignment to try out hand at romance >my paired critiquing partner for that day in class is a woman >after she reads over my work, the first thing she says to me is "You're a virgin, aren't you?"

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Anonymous 86 KB JPG 12/13/18(Thu)13:28:16 No.787288109 >don't like eye contact >pick up random things they find >make random noises Are endermen autistic?

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- File: umicoxeyees91.jpg (67 KB, 933x1200) ■ Anonymous 08/24/23(Thu)02:54:18 No.74491681 [Reply] ► Bro fr you 26 and a virgin? Nah u cappin bruh deadass. Ong no cap no dude be that old and a virgin bruh u goofy

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WHAT WENT WONG 3 28 KB JPG WHY DID IT HAVE TO CONE TH5. >boyfriend in the bathroom >countertop is crowded >the bottle of Listerine falls off >bends down and picks it up >a few moments pass >it falls off again >he enters a screaming frothy-mouth rage >"God damn it, STOP! F------! FALLING! God damn f------ piece of God damn s---, stupid-ass God damn m-----------. I'll throw that stupid son of a bitch through the f------ God damn window if it f------ falls again" I wanted to cry... call me weak if you want but it scares me so much when people rage...

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: Anonymous G----------- from clubs 89 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)03:42:39 No.29631399 >Dance alone in the middle of a nightclub >Get surounded by bouncers >They explain to me that a woman complained that I was being weird >I didn't even talk to anyone >I tell them that's her problem, not mine >They ask why I'm alone at the club >Think to myself, "To dance and get laid, obviously" >Start imagining my d--- between a nice paire of t---. >I answer "to f--- some t---" >They drag me outside. >They Take a picture of my ID's and my face. >They tell me I'm banned from the premisse for "harassing women" and that if I come back they will call the police. Seriously, I may have used a poor choice of words, but why is it not acceptable to say that you are there to get laid? I mean don't most men do?

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: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)15:53:43 No.189101210 >Female comedian speaks >"...So anyway, I had SEX... using my VAGINA" : Anonymous >>189101210 (OP) # >frogposter posts >"...so anyway, I sucked COCKS...using my MOUTH" 08/24/23(Thu)15:55:00 No.189101235

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Anonymous 19 KB JPG 08/24/23(Thu)09:34:47 No.904899750 >can't perform in bed with an objectively 7.5/10 wife who used to be a cheerleader in high school >just busted a nut to my neighbor's incredibly ugly mom imagining her as a milf Life is so complicated, I ponder as I sit in the bathroom staring at my shameful naked body

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: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 08/23/23(Wed)19:11:05 No.74487121 >be me >goes to hs >try to get gf >befriend a girl >hit on her >she rejects me, says that doesnt want a bf >didnt get mad, took it fine >stop talking to her >got next day to hs >all her friends know what happened, she spreads personal information about me. >still not mad >can visibly see her whispering to her friends while they are all looking at me, also hiding when I appear. >a little mad >she them says to someone: "why we couldnt still be friends?" Why are woman like this? Do they dont know what consequences are? I realised "personality" is a hoax when they act like this irl and get way with it, and its not just some woman, its the majority.

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Anonymous 345 KB PNG 10/12/21(Tue)15:30:42 No.65731923 >Make dating app account >Heterosexual, show to women >3 likes, no matches in a week >Disappointed by curious, switch to males >70 likes in an 2 hours There was nothing wrong with me, female standards became so insane they beyond self- parody right now.

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42.0 kB JPG >gf of 2 years I was about to propose to cheats on me >feels bad >turns out she was doing it for months >feels worse >force myself to stop thinking about her over time >feels better >she calls me one day >guy she cheated on me with cheated on her >says she feels bad for what she put me through >asks for another chance >"nah" >hang up phone >all better

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Mu LVIVV fin 8,000 YEARS AGO, 17 WOMEN REPRODUCED FOR EVERY ONE MAN An analysis of modern DNA uncovers a rough dating scene after the advent of agriculture. FRANCIE DIEP UPDATED: JUN 14, 2017 ORIGINAL: MAR 17, 2015 Threshing wheat in ancient Egypt. (Photo: Carlos E. Solivérez/Wikimedia Commons) F03819DF-02F6-4905-B3A2-8989E114A60B.jpg 246 KB JPG >"Ugh Stakregg me like you want make baby" >"no way Anontrog me make baby with Chadlodite" >"I like you too Beckykrag you make baby with Anontrog?" TUSSIVE >"F--- off Anontrog you weak bitch, me f--- Chadlodite too" TFW cavemen were all a bunch of f------ incels

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: Anonymous When IS an appropriate time to(...) dersen AW PUCK YEAH! 81 KB JPG 23 08/20/23(Sun)21:32:10 No.904702490 In college > inappropriate to flirt in class > inappropriate to flirt at work > inappropriate to flirt while they're working > inappropriate to flirt with random person > girls in clubs aren't looking for boyfriends > girls at frat parties aren't looking for boyfriends > groups of girls at either don't want to be approached > online dating is a cesspool unless you want hookups W-- bros when are you supposed to talk to women?

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bg,181818-1al,750x,075 ---).Jpg (74 My miserable existence Anonymous 08/23/23(Wed)22:56:37 No.74488802 [Reply] >be me in 2020 >16 year old kissless virgin >extremely unhappy with my life despite it being fairly decent from other points of view >discover I have phimosis (tight foreskin) >doctor says a circumcision is mandatory >it goes sideways and he ends up cutting into my urethra and somehow splits my d--- in half >he gets fired and my parents sue him for malpractice >it takes 3 years of additional surgeries from other doctors to fix the botched surgery >penis is restored but looks horrible due to scarring from all the procedures >fast-forward to 2023 >now 19 years old and obviously still a kissless virgin >developed anxiety and depression, became introverted and lost the friendships I once had >smoke cigarettes and drink liquor to numb the pain >contemplate over how good my life was back then and wonder why I didn't appreciate it more I guess it was the universe's way of punishing me for whining like a little bitch despite not having any real problems

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