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: Anonymous (ID: N3sLS66a Why is this so funny? 55 09/08/23(Fri)18:02:05 No.440633655 ! French Revolution.jpg 47 KB JPG >"Men are inhenrently good." >"Liberty, Equality, Fraternity." >PROCEEDS TO BUTCHER CHILDREN AND DO BATHTUB BLOOD O--- НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН/ АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА!!!! Why is this so funny?

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Be me >Male nurse >Need pen >Check my front pocket >Find a rectal thermometer Some a------ has my pen. Settings Mobile Home 02/07/25(Fri)13:14:36 No.80292626 240 KB PNG Lähi- Apu

File: 350px-0773-CWC23.jpg (25 KB, 350×263) ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)12:47:55 No.147369825 >>147369837 >>147369840 >>147370563 He seems like the least autistic comic book creator now. ☐ Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)14:31:45 No.147370985 Said it before and I'll say it again, the man was a trailblazer: >Self-insert. >Sexual content in children's entertainment. >Portrays himself as all-powerful, but still pathetic. >Uses his work to try and get IRL sympathy. >Can't stop running his goddamn mouth on social media. >No original ideas, just combines other people's intellectual property. >Writes at a fourth-grade level. >Draws at a third-grade level. >Makes people he hates villains in his comic. >His comic takes place in a little hugbox where he's always in the right. >Thinks he's coming off as heroic, even as he acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain. >Apes anime poorly. >Plot so thin that even the characters don't seem that invested in it. >Wastes entire pages on domestic horseshit. >Traces artwork and still can't get it right. >Loves multi-national corporations so much that he will put ads for them in his comics gratis. The crippling fear of gay guys is the only thing that would prevent Classic Chris-Chan from being a major player at any modern comics / cartoon studio.

Anonymous 01/27/25(Mon) 16:05:10 No.208203934 IMG_5146.jpg 74 KB JPG >try climing corporate ladder >have to fight narcissistic bosses while your dest floods with paperwork >work construction or other handyman work >have to live with constant body aches and fatigue >try easy entry level job >everybody looks down on you and treat you like s--- There really is no way out, is there?

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: Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat)21:17:02 No.631257348 >Game has a ridiculous cartoonishly evil parody villain >think it's funny >Read the YT comments under the soundtrack >it's different versions of "He is kinda right though!" This game proved that no matter how blatant and unsubtle your attempt at satirizing political figures, as long as your character is charismatic and speaks with convection, you will have hordes of gullible idiots who will unironically agree with everything you say, all you have to do is acknowledge basic issues such as "Society is LE BAD" and provide any ridiculous solution or no solution at all, and that's it. 222 KB JPG

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Anon is as master debater | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Philosophical 490 KB PNG genius 09/08/23(Fri)11:09:37 No.905739908 >be me >discussing politics >guy says "that's your opinion" >"That's your opinion that its only my opinion"

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Anon had a female friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Disowned thread. 1.72 MB GIF 09/08/23 (Fri) 18:41:20 No.905765805 >2014. >I was a sophomore in high-school. >I was your average HS delinquent who started s---. >Had a female friend since 3rd grade. >I don't know why she stuck with me through my delinquent phase. >Some other dude began hanging out with us and he was giving off red flags that pointed out he was a man-w----. >This dude put up a facade that he was the perfect kid and everything and it was working. >After a while it was three of us hanging out and occasionally she'd bring him over to my house. >My parents loved this dude and I was jealous as f---. >Anyway I found texts to his friends that he was trying to get to her just to try her p---- out, and use her. >This p----- me off and I beat him up. >Fractured his face and everything. >While in the court room over the ordeal I was charged with assault. >Mom and dad basically disowned me. >Female friend said she was disappointed. >Spent 2 years in a JDC and spent 2 in a prison. >While in prison I got a restraining order put on me. >Wow, what the f---, getting disowned and then a restraining order put on me by my parents. >Got out of prison and was able to get a job at Coca Cola. >In 2016 my old friend and the guy began dating. >In 2018 she put his name on her bank account. >Within weeks he emptied the account and bolted, taking hundreds of thousands she got from a trust fund. >Before anyone reacted he wiped everything of himself on social media and disappeared. Now my family is letting me know I can now come around and are begging for forgiveness because they didn't believe me. My old friend is now in a depressive-like state and personally I don't care. They've been out of my lives for so long that if one was to die I wouldn't be bothered by it. 28 Replies/13 Images View Thread

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Anon has a stronk | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/08/23(Fri)09:49:47 No.905737051 >be be >trans masc >blasting 800 mg of tren and 2000 test cypher >getting chest pain >end up in ER >doctors check male on records >start describing symptoms >doctors tell me it's anxiety, discharge me >arm goes numb, can't talk or recognize faces >rushed back to ER, given stroke test >fail 29 KB JPG >elevated troponin >doctor tells me I had a stroke >doctor asks me what drugs I take and asks if I'm blood doping >tell him I'm taking steroids for gender affirming care >tells me that's steroid abuse and it caused my stroke >tells me women's symptoms of stroke are different and if I told him I was trans I would of likely not gotten paralyzed >mfw the cishet normative patriarchy oppressed me

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Anon dosent understand Latin love for Dragon Ball Z | /r/Greentext

File: images.jpg (8 KB, 259x194) 09/15/22(Thu)20:24:03 No.170913787 » »>170913839 >>170913859 >>170913974>>170913975 >>170914120 >>170914224 >>170914623 >>170915957 >>170916170 Anonymous I was just in a McDonald's and there was a group of Mexican kids crowded around a laptop watching the Dragonball Z Cell VS Gohan fight at full volume in Spanish >> Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu)20:26:54 No.170913839 ► Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu) 20:28:14 No.170913859 ► >>170913943 >>170914602 >>170913787 (OP) # Based

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Anon takes swift action | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous An hero Please be patient I have autism 09/08/23(Fri) 18:15:35 No.905759228 220 KB PNG >Be me >at dads with step sister >she's playing with her dog >dog starts biting her >protective instincts >kick dog in the throat as hard as I can, dog slumps over,whining loudly >"WHAT THE F--- ANON HE WAS PLAYING, YOU'RE SICK, LEAVE YOU FREAK" >she starts hyperventilating and has a panic attack >they go on for months, she goes on Xanax and gets addicted, starts mixing them with alcohol >mfw I ruined my sister's life

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Anon is immune to weed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Why Can't I Get Hi bros? 38 KB JPG 09/08/23(Fri)23:24:32 I seem to be immune to weed? No.905759613 >Me >30's >never smoked weed before. >it's legal now and why the f--- not? >buy legit government store joints "Mango Haze" from 'Color Cannabis' >told cashier I never smoked before so she warned me to maybe only take a few puffs at a time and wait 5min to see if I like it. >nothing >go out and rip the rest of it >nothing >ffwd next night (present time, A.D.) >rip through one more >nothing >speed run three of them >literally nothing at all except a dry throat Am I broken? I thought I tried weed in highschool once but when nothing happened I just assumed I got ripped off and it was fake b/c noob.

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Anon‘s girlfriend won‘t stop farting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: qcqw+HFF 167 KB JPG 07/09/20(Thu)23:57:38 No.267224774 >gf keep farting during sex >i tell her to stop >stop what >stop farting >im not farting >keep f------ her >she keeps farting : Anonymous (ID: 7/3bbaXz >>267225105 # 07/10/20(Fri)00:00:08 No.267225026 Best thread on 4chan right now

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Anon is attracted to... | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/09/23(Sat)00:36:07 No.29723773 >Be me >19 year old male >Think that it's ok to be attracted to people who are 5 years younger than yourself >Beat my d--- to drawings of 14 year old characters >Realize that most people should be attracted to those who are at least 2 to 3 years younger than themselves I think I have to kill myself. What do? 25 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/09/23(Sat)00:41:26 No.29723794 OP here, I should've said "found out" instead of "realized" because I discovered the whole 2-3 years thing from the internet cuz I was getting worried about whether it was right for me to continue jerking off to 14 year old characters when I'm 19.

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He refers to women as 'females' | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/05/23(Tue)23:37:03 No.189561965 B4D8C2AC-36EC-437F-8E94-BDF2F55A9E46.jpg.png 52 KB PNG >we need to showcase that this character is an incel >say no more

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Anon doesn't understand women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous THE CHIMPANZER DRINKS 09/08/23(Fri) 14:54:38 No.74670285 88 KB JPG >Be me, kissless beta f--. >Never talk to girls cause sperg. >But by the grace of Moloch I get a GF. >Suddenly girls I barely know begin messaging me. >Girls in public I have never spoken to begin to start conversations with me. >Cashiers, girls out on a jog, etc. Now start asking flirtatious questions. >One asked if im a regular at the gym, they know they've seen me their. >Ive never set foot in a gym. >Ignore all their advances cause again, sperg. >GF eventually wises up and dumps me. FML >Like a switch is flipped, girls stop texting me and stop speaking to me in public. What happened? Why are femoids like this?

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Video essayist autism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >Analysis" video of media I enjoy >look inside >Plot summary 64 KB JPG 09/08/23(Fri)07:49:56 No.650015757 >Youtube recommends a 40 hour skyrim "review" >It's actually someone reading a slightly rewritten walkthrough of every quest and sidequest Why do people do this?

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: Anonymous (ID: N3sLS66a Why is this so funny? 55 09/08/23(Fri)18:02:05 No.440633655 ! French Revolution.jpg 47 KB JPG >"Men are inhenrently good." >"Liberty, Equality, Fraternity." >PROCEEDS TO BUTCHER CHILDREN AND DO BATHTUB BLOOD O--- НАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН/ АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА!!!! Why is this so funny?

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