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After a few weeks in law school, I've come to realize that I've broken many more laws than I'd previously thought. So, here's a 6x3 Wojak compass of crimes I've committed or crimes I'm currently committing. | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

DUMPSTER DIVING I salvage things from the trash, because they would otherwise end up in a landfill Occasionally from private business dumpsters Look, if you've thrown it away you clearly don't want it anymore, it shouldn't be illegal TRESPASSING Have you ever turned around Have you ever in someone's driveway? Trespassing used a desire path? Trespassing. Once, and only once, I stole a bag of jellybeans from a CVS Hell, we all trespass all the time and we don't even realize it SHOPLIFTING I felt so bad that even today, I sit in bed and think about it I just don't have that klepto blood ig OPEN CONTAINER I have consumed beer on public sidewalks and streets beyond permit areas N Victimless crime USE + POSSESSION OF CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES I have used illicit controlled substances - there, I said it How scandalous! TEXTING + DRIVING I mean, who hasn't at least glanced at I don't have full- ass their phone at a red light? conversations or anything, I check my notifications and send the occasional one- word answer POSTERS ON PHONE POLES Did you know it's illegal to put posters on phone poles? I didn't until I got a call from the police THE ONES I WON'T TALK ABOUT There are two crimes I won't talk about on this compass because they're too embarrassing and intrusive Sorry, guys JAYWALKING Every single day I mean, who hasn't?? SPEEDING Every day I go 40 in the 35 zone or 70 on the 60 highway You're not allowed to sell multi-packaged items as individual units I'm not one of those maniacs who goes 100 but seriously, just go with the flow of the traffic and "NOT FOR INDIVIDUAL SALE" you'll be fine, nobody likes a slowpoke I'm proud to say that I've never driven drunk before But when I was in middle and high school I used to sell individual sticks of gum; sodas; candies; and condoms I'm expecting the PepsiCo lawsuit imminently DUI But in order to prevent myself from driving drunk, I've bicycled drunk plenty of times and I'll continue to do SO But bicycling drunk, in the eyes of the law, is the same as driving drunk So yeah I've committed many, many DUIS CHILD LABOR I come from an Italian immigrant family so I was working as a dishwasher/ busboy from age 13 onward If I ever own a business I will employ the local middle schoolers MEDIA PIRACY I refuse to pay for media and I exclusively pirate all my movies, books, and TV shows cd Victimless crime FIRE CODE VIOLATIONS I have disabled every smoke detector in my house Poor ventilation smoke gathering whenever I cook = smoke = detectors beeping whenever I cook = = bye bye fire codes OPERATING A BUSINESS WITHOUT INSURANCE I started a business when I was 18-20 but never bothered to get insurance for it Ho hum, I broke the law but it's over now INTERNATIONAL SMUGGLING I've managed to smuggle home from abroad, in my carryon, fresh fruit; fresh meat; alcohol; pepper spray; coca leaves; and war relics, all of which are illegal to bring with you on a plane Sometimes intentionally, mostly unintentionally DEFRAUDING PUBLIC TRANSPORT I get on public busses with a long- expired pass and feign ignorance when I'm confronted about it. It works half the time. In Europe, I buy cheap tickets for long routes and if a conductor stops me, I pretend like I'm a stupid American who doesn't speak their language. Works two-thirds of the time.

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Do you want communism? Because that's how you get communism. | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Check it out Economic- Over there Economic- Economic- ADINIMA KLADAT AMERICA AT AGAIN What? F--- this s--- Economic- ACHISTMAS KLADATA Economic- Economic Corporate Execs Call Workers "Lazy," Wish 'Economic Misery' To Remind Them Who's Boss Corporate Execs Call Workers "Lazy," Wish 'Economic Misery' To Remind Them Who's Boss Corporate Execs Call Workers "Lazy," Wish 'Economic Misery' To Remind Them Who's Boss

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Abortion | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Some people: "The Lib-left isn't that bad! Most of their evils are necessary or justified!" Meanwhile, the Lib-left:

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Pick your poison | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

I may be an irredeemable, evil, vicious, monster that has killed countless amounts of people for s--- and giggles but at least I wasn't racist Nazi!1!!1 Sied A

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Libleft may support guns but… | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

O Left Armed minorities are harder to suppress, gun rights are good! Then stop voting for gun grabbers No KID EQUI Economic Right

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Genuinely my thought process related to this story | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Econom Left Left Economic Right Economic- Seattle Police officer jokes about woman killed by police car, saying she had "limited value" Different police officer from the one who did the running over. The one who ran her over, tried to save her life. Disclaimer: the officer who did the running over was definitely driving recklessly tho The officer in the video was making fun of city lawyers by suggesting that they'll try to avoid properly compensating the family. Disclaimer: possibility this isn't true but it's reasonable when watching the video Most of the news don't include the context or bury it in the text. The officer said he'll take full responsibility for his words.

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Well, does it? | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

So No amendment is absolute Does that include the 13th-15th amendments?

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Trump should probably stop doing these interviews lmao | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

You're literally on video stating that these documents are still classified and you can't do anything about it now. Economic- Left Authoritarian Trump on taking classified documents: "I'm allowed to have these documents. I'm allowed to take these documents... When I have them, they become unclassified. People think you have to go through a ritual. You don't, at least in my opinion." The Megyn Kelly Show 2:11 PM 14 Sep 23 497K Views By ritual, do you mean our nation's laws?? @AccountableGOP SiriusX MAKE AME GREAT AGA Libertarian Right you are Mr. President. Your opinion is now also my opinion. Economic- ight I'm no lawyer here, but you may not want to further expose yourself like this for your pending case.

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I shouldn’t have spread so much hate | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

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Just a bunch of made up nonsense | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Ka EP XX Ho Excuse me brother, but do you believe in the Lord Jesus Christ? So true!!! F--- off I don't believe in that made up nonsense THAYADO АВЯЗУ BTAM There are infinite genders

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What is the Romney legacy? Two views from each quadrant | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

The last rational Republican. A devout Mormon and a man of principle. imgflip.com An exploitative capitalist pig! what An utter Authleft said wingnut A traitor to God Emperor Trump! RON PAUL A big-government fake conservative. A successful CEO

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The overreactors of the quadrants | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

Buys CAPITALIST OPPRESSION!!! Something* Economic- Left NAZI DOG WHISTLE!!! - Authoritarian * Walmart ANASTACIAL 3. KADETI * Drinks Milk* P---------!!! 1122 th *Watches Anime* COMMUNISM!!! Libertarian Economic- Right * Joins Union* STRIKE

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Political Compass - A Normal Person's Political Journey | /r/PoliticalCompassMemes

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