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Anonymous 440 KB PNG 09/19/23(Tue)22:46:01 No.906345326 Creative ways you've gotten dates? >Be me >get tinder, have it for about a 2 months and get about 60 matches >half of them don't even reply >don't go on a single date >suddenly a plan hatches >delete tinder >find images of 10/10 chad >re-download and use them as my pictures >get 99+ pending matches within a day >end up with 5,000 matches within a week >plan a date with a 7/10 >tell her to meet up at a bar >go to the same bar around the same time >have her waiting 30 minutes >she texts me "where are you?" >umatch her on tinder >i'm currently watching her from across the bar >see her get visibly upset >approach her and ask say "hey are you waiting for someone?" >she says "i was but i think i just got stood up" >tell her "that sucks, can i join you instead?" >she agrees >have a great night and we end up going back to my place and f--- >have done this 10 times already and it works 85% of the time any other anons have creative ways they've gotten dates?

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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>be me, loser >No friends, low-paying s--- job >Would blow brains out if I could afford a gun >Sitting outside at night, 59 KB JPG looking at the stars >Wishing an asteroid would fall on me >Feel something brush up against me >It's a cat >Lets me pet him for a few minutes >Then runs away >Life is hard, but if you can pet kitties it's a little easier

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Anonymous | 50507406 205,4 kB JPG For 37 min siden... s--- you did in grade school >be me, 1st grade >everyone sitting (criss-cross apple sauce) around the teacher on the carpet, who is reading to us from a book >guy in front of me has his butt-crack poking out of his shorts >stick my finger in his britches, and start playing around with his butt crack. he does nothing >this process repeats for a couple of days >one day he asks me why i do it, i say "hmm idk lol" and he says it's fine >eventually, some kid sees me playing with the dude's butt crack and asks "what are you doing?" >tell him "it is fun and feels good" >he asks if he can try, i let him do it >1 week later >virtually half of the class is fingering each others' butts during reading time >teacher has to tell everyone to stop and threaten to send us to the principal if we do it again

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Friendship to Romance | /r/Greentext

OP 2h (9/20 7:25) · 74794822 4 Re. 1 Img JPG 148KB (1080 × 603) 1695173092345527 (1).jpg Should I ask out this black girl? >Be me >20 >In college >Know this cute black chick >She's cute, wears glasses sometimes, has a thin and fit body with a great ass >I sit next to her in class and look over at her boobs because I'm a pervert >Pic is how much they are sticking out but in her shirt >Think to myself how the hell her shirt can contain those things : Her boobs aren't that big but looked so good in that shirt she w---- >I've actually seen pics of her in her sports wear and her top looks like it's literally holding in her boobs. >This girl actually likes me and we get along pretty well >No guy ever talks to her >Have no roommate so I can bring her without an issue So what should I do? Should I ask out this girl and get to pound her juicy black ass?

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Mixed Messages | /r/Greentext

UP 1h (9/20 11:20). 74796693 2 Re - 0 Img PNG 175KB (492 × 381) Screenshot 2023-08-29 at 10-45-46 i'm 24 and have never been in a relationship.png . ●●● I thought she was flirting with me.... w-- is wrong with women : made a mistake touching my boss... >female boss is this old woman who's kind of hot actually, I'm only 27 >sometimes she playfully touches me on my arms when we are talking >I never touch her but I like when she does it >tonight she kind of leaned in to playfully hit me again >I sort of flirtingly push her shoulder >she frowns and it seems like she didn't expect me to do something like that

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Anon is special | /r/Greentext

E500C3AB-FCBD-4C06-B75F-F3DC53E35607.png 58 KB PNG >walk into Subway by myself >forget im in real life >see white woman >audibly say "white woman spotted"

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Anon's quest for Japanese deserts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Behold! The superior dessert. : Anonymous >ice cream :( >ice cream, JAPAN :0 09/10/23(Sun)16:20:48 No.19692955 98172359017253.jpg 162 KB JPG JUSTONE COONBOOK.COM 09/10/23(Sun)17:34:04 No.19693158 >>19693189 # >>19693235 # >>19695127 #

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The Pen Symphony | /r/Greentext

16m (9/20 1:06) · 74791673 0 Re - 0 Img JPG 2MB (2592 × 1944) parker-75-pen.jpg 1984: Grad School >be me >in grad program >click pen >some woman gets offended >click it more >be brought into office >be told how that student has a mental disorder over me clicking pen >have to listen to someone calling me a Nazi even though I'm Jewish, because I have blond hair and blue eyes. ⠀ Of all the rules I've broken, aggressive pen clicking is definitely the funniest. What do?

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All this just to get blasted by some broad named Jill Sandwich with a 9mm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/20/23(Wed)08:12:19 No.651415797 1664133857232596.jpg 335 KB JPG >every RE game some guy turns himself into a horrific monster to kill the heroes what is their plan if they win? be a giant monster thing forever?

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the story of a car transmission going out.. | /r/Greentext

LIFE IS STRANGE REMASTERED COLLECTION 234 KB JPG 11 >be me at 18 years old >I'm bisexual >Dating a 21 year old girl who transitioned M to F when she was my age >She Still has a penis and one night we're in her van on Grove street and I'm blowing her >She's moaning like crazy >My dad drives by and she sees him, he makes eye contact with her and she freaks out >We don't think he actually knew it was us so I finish her and call it a night >Fast forward a few days and we're going on a road trip with my dad >My dad is unaware that my girlfriend was born a male and I won't tell him anytime soon since he's wildly homophobic >We're driving down Grove street and I start sweating, hoping my dad doesn't talk about seeing anyone giving a b------ >He's about to say something when the car makes a loud bang sound and just stops >We get a mechanic to help us, turns out the transmission went out on us >My dad jokingly says to us "well kids, when someone asks you where you were when you blew your first t-----, tell them it was on Grove street" and he looks me dead in the eyes, staring deep into my soul I haven't talked to my dad in years

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Swipe Right for Chaos | /r/Greentext

Original Patchouli 2h (9/20 7:26). 74794825 4 Re-2 Img PNG 501KB (960 × 855) 1683495247769923.png ♦ ●●● : >grab some pics of some generic blonde white girl with a big ass from Instagram >use pics on Tinder, Hinge, Bumble >set my location to a poor part of town using location spoofing >match with as many "urban neighborhood" guys as I can >I have scheduled dates with over 200 of them this Saturday >all of them will be going to the same movie theater at the same time >movie theater is in a richer part of town too than where they're from Thoughts? >and they will be P----- when they find out they were pranked

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Antidepressants ain't antidepressing no more | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/10/23(Sun)13:17:44 No.74687521 1627983075315.jpg 27 KB JPG >get on antidepressants >suddenly feel like killing myself

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i37G6Ulj✰ VN 1h (9/20 11:26) · 18735555 17 Re-2 Img JPG 152KB (1080 x 1080) sad girl 4.jpg : >went to 7/11 >looked for a product (milk) but didn't find it on the shelves >asked the staff (female, 6.5/10) if the product is available >"shut the f--- up you fat retard I don't wanna speak to you" >I just silently admitted my defeat and waddled my way home

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Anonymous 440 KB PNG 09/19/23(Tue)22:46:01 No.906345326 Creative ways you've gotten dates? >Be me >get tinder, have it for about a 2 months and get about 60 matches >half of them don't even reply >don't go on a single date >suddenly a plan hatches >delete tinder >find images of 10/10 chad >re-download and use them as my pictures >get 99+ pending matches within a day >end up with 5,000 matches within a week >plan a date with a 7/10 >tell her to meet up at a bar >go to the same bar around the same time >have her waiting 30 minutes >she texts me "where are you?" >umatch her on tinder >i'm currently watching her from across the bar >see her get visibly upset >approach her and ask say "hey are you waiting for someone?" >she says "i was but i think i just got stood up" >tell her "that sucks, can i join you instead?" >she agrees >have a great night and we end up going back to my place and f--- >have done this 10 times already and it works 85% of the time any other anons have creative ways they've gotten dates?

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