"Hum… George…I think this counts as slavery even if they are dead!"
"WHAT… Ah…NO! Skeleton number 58, tell him that you are not a slave!"
"I'M NOT YOUR SLAVE, SUPREME MASTER!
"Ignore the last part of that!"

"George, I gotta tell you, skeletons are the worst possible choice of troops to summon for your dark army. I mean, why not gargoyles or trolls? Zombies would be better, even Kramer knows that! I mean, skeletons have no real muscular structure so they'd easily be knocked down by even a light breeze. Okay, sure there's magic holding them together, but the bones still aren't strong enough! Even surrounded by muscle and flesh they can break, with nothing to protect them they're even more vulnerable."

"Do you really have to ruin all my fun, Jerry?"