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File: IMG_20231124_033637217.jpg (2.71 MB, 4000x3000) How I enjoy going to parties Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)10:45:43 No.75524627 >>75524641 >>75524688 >>75524693 >>75525289 >>75525362 >>75525510 >Be me >Go on walks in areas near high schools and colleges, looking for block parties >I look young enough so people don't really notice me me when I walk into the party >Immediately find the bathroom, close myself in without getting noticed, take a very cartoonish bite out of the soap bar, teeth marks and all. About 60% of all the homes have a bar of soap instead of pump soap >Spit it out into the toilet to flush the evidence >Peek though bathroom door to make sure nobody sees me leave, it may take several minutes before it's safe to leave >Rush out of bathroom, locate framed family photo of the people that live in the house to smuggle (one more for my collection) >Grab a bite for the trip back, free food and also a good way to remove the taste of soap >Leave without a single confrontation I've been doing this for a while now. Sometimes I hear people discover the soap before I leave the scene, it's hilarious. No way I'm showing you the family pics because it would give away too much info. This is the only real thing I enjoy about parties because they're obnoxious and loud, and I got no friends. I've gotten used to the taste of soap, and the shock from people about the bitten soap never gets old, well until recently. I've been thinking about incorporating something else into my visits, any ideas? Also, here's a pic of my latest munch. This bar was pretty new, which makes the bite all the better

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File: IMG_20231124_033637217.jpg (2.71 MB, 4000x3000) How I enjoy going to parties Anonymous 11/24/23(Fri)10:45:43 No.75524627 >>75524641 >>75524688 >>75524693 >>75525289 >>75525362 >>75525510 >Be me >Go on walks in areas near high schools and colleges, looking for block parties >I look young enough so people don't really notice me me when I walk into the party >Immediately find the bathroom, close myself in without getting noticed, take a very cartoonish bite out of the soap bar, teeth marks and all. About 60% of all the homes have a bar of soap instead of pump soap >Spit it out into the toilet to flush the evidence >Peek though bathroom door to make sure nobody sees me leave, it may take several minutes before it's safe to leave >Rush out of bathroom, locate framed family photo of the people that live in the house to smuggle (one more for my collection) >Grab a bite for the trip back, free food and also a good way to remove the taste of soap >Leave without a single confrontation I've been doing this for a while now. Sometimes I hear people discover the soap before I leave the scene, it's hilarious. No way I'm showing you the family pics because it would give away too much info. This is the only real thing I enjoy about parties because they're obnoxious and loud, and I got no friends. I've gotten used to the taste of soap, and the shock from people about the bitten soap never gets old, well until recently. I've been thinking about incorporating something else into my visits, any ideas? Also, here's a pic of my latest munch. This bar was pretty new, which makes the bite all the better

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