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Sinead You should *not* go out with me if You love to be at house raves every month. You smoke weed. You live at home with your mum. You don't take pride in your appearance. Have no banter. Have no ambition or drive. Don't like animals. Have gold teeth. 1. Don't have a list of exclusions 10 Send Like
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    True game

    21:57 Snapchat 24 (Pickup line) (appropriate response) are we in love yet? (Charming comeback) I think so NO I KNOW SO i told my mom abt us My mom said you can come play legos and maybe spend the night hmmmm it depends what kinda legos are we building ur my dream man Type a message 18 GIF The new floral set + Sent Send
    21:57 Snapchat 24 (Pickup line) (appropriate response) are we in love yet? (Charming comeback) I think so NO I KNOW SO i told my mom abt us My mom said you can come play legos and maybe spend the night hmmmm it depends what kinda legos are we building ur my dream man Type a message 18 GIF The new floral set + Sent Send
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    One of the nicest messages

    I just got to know what man fumbled the bag so tremendously that you are out here running around not wifed up? (The way you shine is crazy in this photo by the way)
    I just got to know what man fumbled the bag so tremendously that you are out here running around not wifed up? (The way you shine is crazy in this photo by the way)
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    Ah, the rain

    < ୮ 6:01 ... 5G 784 Lol I am getting ready But its raining dude Pass for me then Harsh > 6:04 ... 5G 804 ... Okay Goodnight Harsh? You wasted my time, I'm ready. And it's 30 minutes before the reservation That's disrespectful And you didn't even apologize. Ok have a good night Im sorry Okay Goodnight Harsh? You wasted my time, I'm ready. And it's 30 minutes before the reservation That's disrespectful And you didn't even apologize. I do apologize wasnt my intention at all Have a good night i wont waste my time either with someone who cant understand that its not my fault but the weather It's rain? A little water from the sky....you're 30 years old....and you weren't even driving.... Type a message Sent Send Type a message + Sent Send
    < ୮ 6:01 ... 5G 784 Lol I am getting ready But its raining dude Pass for me then Harsh > 6:04 ... 5G 804 ... Okay Goodnight Harsh? You wasted my time, I'm ready. And it's 30 minutes before the reservation That's disrespectful And you didn't even apologize. Ok have a good night Im sorry Okay Goodnight Harsh? You wasted my time, I'm ready. And it's 30 minutes before the reservation That's disrespectful And you didn't even apologize. I do apologize wasnt my intention at all Have a good night i wont waste my time either with someone who cant understand that its not my fault but the weather It's rain? A little water from the sky....you're 30 years old....and you weren't even driving.... Type a message Sent Send Type a message + Sent Send
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    This was a whole war

    YOU MATCHED WITH EMMA ON 2019-10-19 Ew I swiped the wrong way sorry Then just unmatch with me? Honey, you are not attractive enough to be that much of a sorry. B I am your face looks like it was hit with a shovel how many times did your mom drop you I can visually see 7 Took me 3 looks at your profile to figure out which one was your dog u mutt Whatever helps you sleep at night. So not only are you ugly as sin, and a , but you're illiterate, and dumb as f as well? I'm really not surprised to be honest. Get your greasy butter face out of here you garden gnome looking homunculus.
    YOU MATCHED WITH EMMA ON 2019-10-19 Ew I swiped the wrong way sorry Then just unmatch with me? Honey, you are not attractive enough to be that much of a sorry. B I am your face looks like it was hit with a shovel how many times did your mom drop you I can visually see 7 Took me 3 looks at your profile to figure out which one was your dog u mutt Whatever helps you sleep at night. So not only are you ugly as sin, and a , but you're illiterate, and dumb as f as well? I'm really not surprised to be honest. Get your greasy butter face out of here you garden gnome looking homunculus.
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    At least she's honest

    Active 20 66 I'm not gonna lie. When I look at men all I see are moneybags
    Active 20 66 I'm not gonna lie. When I look at men all I see are moneybags
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    Use this as a filter

    6:254 YOU MATCHED WIT.. *18/14/19 Oh lord. Gotta do the potato test Say potato if you're real Today 6:14 PM Heyy! you are my first match I dare you to try to make a better first message ahaha Say potato And btw, if you don't mind me asking this, why are you on Tinder? Personally I think I'm not much into serious stuff ahaha SAY POTATO Sent
    6:254 YOU MATCHED WIT.. *18/14/19 Oh lord. Gotta do the potato test Say potato if you're real Today 6:14 PM Heyy! you are my first match I dare you to try to make a better first message ahaha Say potato And btw, if you don't mind me asking this, why are you on Tinder? Personally I think I'm not much into serious stuff ahaha SAY POTATO Sent
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    Charming

    Looking for Long-term partner About me Ya know what, I used to try simp over girls or show my love and it got me no where, so I'm going back to being a mean, narcissistic, self- loathing, idiot that treats women like s So, f you and f off. P.s. You'll never get the chance to meet my dog, he probably already hates you because you threaten to take his side of the bed. Prompts ❝6 The key to my heart is... Acceptance/reciation x= 66 I'll run the other direction if you...
    Looking for Long-term partner About me Ya know what, I used to try simp over girls or show my love and it got me no where, so I'm going back to being a mean, narcissistic, self- loathing, idiot that treats women like s So, f you and f off. P.s. You'll never get the chance to meet my dog, he probably already hates you because you threaten to take his side of the bed. Prompts ❝6 The key to my heart is... Acceptance/reciation x= 66 I'll run the other direction if you...
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    At least she can joke about it

    Lauren, 21 arms dealer 6 miles away hands down the best catch on tinder face 10/10 body 9/10 personality 20/10 arms 1/2 F1
    Lauren, 21 arms dealer 6 miles away hands down the best catch on tinder face 10/10 body 9/10 personality 20/10 arms 1/2 F1
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    Now that's a bad opener

    1:09 PM 92% < "Oh dear", he thought, "someone swiped me in the wrong direction again, and I'm trying to write an original opening line, just to be ignored and left unanswered.. Well, it doesn't hurt to be honest, so what about writing exactly this?" Today 1:01 PM Nothing more attractive than self-defeat and no confidence Sent GIF Type a message Send QWERTYU OP ASDF GHJKL ZXCVBNM 123 어 space return
    1:09 PM 92% < "Oh dear", he thought, "someone swiped me in the wrong direction again, and I'm trying to write an original opening line, just to be ignored and left unanswered.. Well, it doesn't hurt to be honest, so what about writing exactly this?" Today 1:01 PM Nothing more attractive than self-defeat and no confidence Sent GIF Type a message Send QWERTYU OP ASDF GHJKL ZXCVBNM 123 어 space return
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    Well that escalated

    < YOU MATCHED WITH ON 5/9/24 Hey s lady Today 1:27 PM Hello? Whatever lady Your nose ring looks stupid haha Bye вввв < Today 2:09 PM The feeling is mutual You couldn't handle this lady You're just on here playing games you're not meeting anyone stop wasting your time Wow You're right, I probably couldn't handle you. I bet some good psych meds and a restraining order could though Oh so now you respond lol Don't respond to positivity only negative Typical Glad I know to stay away from you Awww Am I supposed to feel shameful now? Lmao You're a joke lady Type a message Today 2:09 PM The feeling is mutual yourself Send Type a message Sent вввв Send ...
    < YOU MATCHED WITH ON 5/9/24 Hey s lady Today 1:27 PM Hello? Whatever lady Your nose ring looks stupid haha Bye вввв < Today 2:09 PM The feeling is mutual You couldn't handle this lady You're just on here playing games you're not meeting anyone stop wasting your time Wow You're right, I probably couldn't handle you. I bet some good psych meds and a restraining order could though Oh so now you respond lol Don't respond to positivity only negative Typical Glad I know to stay away from you Awww Am I supposed to feel shameful now? Lmao You're a joke lady Type a message Today 2:09 PM The feeling is mutual yourself Send Type a message Sent вввв Send ...
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    I am concerned

    5:11 36 Q Looking for Long-term partner Essent ✓ 38 km away. ||| R 80%
    5:11 36 Q Looking for Long-term partner Essent ✓ 38 km away. ||| R 80%
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    It's so... tall

    Il TFW 10:54 AM @ 1 68% wealthy Q worldly 18 miles away ✓ 99+ C
    Il TFW 10:54 AM @ 1 68% wealthy Q worldly 18 miles away ✓ 99+ C
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    Math rizz

    YOU MATCHED WITH ON 3/3/24 you must have a p value of at least 0.05 because i fail to reject you + Sent
    YOU MATCHED WITH ON 3/3/24 you must have a p value of at least 0.05 because i fail to reject you + Sent
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    Yeesh

    See when answers Turn on notifications to know as soon as they message you. ENABLE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/4/2024. Blonde, white, blue eyes aww no just my type Today 1:36 am that's very 1939 germany of you Sent
    See when answers Turn on notifications to know as soon as they message you. ENABLE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/4/2024. Blonde, white, blue eyes aww no just my type Today 1:36 am that's very 1939 germany of you Sent
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    Tall guys always win

    glad my attempts to scare you away weren't successful haha 22:15 how's your week going? i was blinded by 6'4 it's going really well how about yours Sent
    glad my attempts to scare you away weren't successful haha 22:15 how's your week going? i was blinded by 6'4 it's going really well how about yours Sent
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    Some Specific Demands

    CAUSA ❝ About Me I'd prefer to do fun date things.. Not looking for casual unless i don't like you. I want small plates and $15 craft cocktails and live music so you don't make me small talk about dumb s someone with a ton of energy... I need Yo, if you don't look at me and say to yourself, ‘man i'd love to rub her feet and everything else daily, drive her on random day trips, assist her with light homesteading, and support her monthly moods like a lady whisperer', then i'm not the one
    CAUSA ❝ About Me I'd prefer to do fun date things.. Not looking for casual unless i don't like you. I want small plates and $15 craft cocktails and live music so you don't make me small talk about dumb s someone with a ton of energy... I need Yo, if you don't look at me and say to yourself, ‘man i'd love to rub her feet and everything else daily, drive her on random day trips, assist her with light homesteading, and support her monthly moods like a lady whisperer', then i'm not the one
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    Oh

    - YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/26/24 Hey pretty chocolate lady how you doing.
    - YOU MATCHED WITH ON 2/26/24 Hey pretty chocolate lady how you doing.
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    I Guess Begging Works

    K 2. ? Today 11:38 AM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE on my knees begging to take you on a date I'm so down Sent
    K 2. ? Today 11:38 AM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE on my knees begging to take you on a date I'm so down Sent
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    Paying for His Beard Was Wild Enough

    ww Verified 5ft 8in .. 37 8 Straight Man less than a mile away About me I'm a single father of three, They are my world, if you don't have what it takes to help me raise my kids, then move aside and let a real woman step up. If you want me alone you have to pay for the babysitter, Must help pay for beard and hair care. Being this beautiful isn't cheap Must have your own car. Preferably a 7 seater Must be able to cook, clean, and be submissive No taller than 5"7 No heavier than 100kgs Must be fit Have your own source of income and your own teeth
    ww Verified 5ft 8in .. 37 8 Straight Man less than a mile away About me I'm a single father of three, They are my world, if you don't have what it takes to help me raise my kids, then move aside and let a real woman step up. If you want me alone you have to pay for the babysitter, Must help pay for beard and hair care. Being this beautiful isn't cheap Must have your own car. Preferably a 7 seater Must be able to cook, clean, and be submissive No taller than 5"7 No heavier than 100kgs Must be fit Have your own source of income and your own teeth
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    Go Off I Guess

    I won't shut up about My bowel movements, or lack thereof, depending on the week. 25 8 Woman Bisexual 5'4
    I won't shut up about My bowel movements, or lack thereof, depending on the week. 25 8 Woman Bisexual 5'4
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