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$View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Duerer_-_Studie Reiter_1495.jpg, 113KiB, 1000x1283 Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 20:37:50 No.67812402 Replies: 11 View Report Your party has angered the local lord. How could they not? They are madmen and vagabonds who blather nonsense about "monsters" and "ruins." They claim to be "heroes," yet they have no gut to enlist under the local lord's men at arms, who keep the land safe from brigands and rebels. The local lord gives a death warrant for your party. Soon, a score of men-at-arms surrounds your party. Veterans in full harness, on horseback. Your party fights back. Your party is run down and crushed. The men-at-arms have numbers on their side and years of experience in brutal wars. The men-at-arms kill your party where they stand, then all ride off. What were you thinking? How many years of experience do you have? Surely less than war-hardened veterans. And your numbers? Pathetic. Four or five men cannot stand against the press of twenty while surrounded, let alone cavalrymen in full harness. It is a simple law of battle that you were blind to in your arrogance. Yet another band of vagrants who thought their skills at "slaying monsters" would triumph over the cold realities of battle. View Same OCR Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Duerer_-_Studie_Reiter_1495.jpg, 113KiB, 1000x1283 View Same Google iqdb Anonymous Mon 26 Aug 2019 02:27:40 No.68019990 Replies: 259 View Report The local lord's army boasts thousands of men-at-arms in full harness and experienced scouts and trackers. Each is a battle-tested veteran of years of war. What makes your party of "adventurers" so arrogant as to think themselves more capable of defending the fief than even a diminutive fraction of these forces? A "dungeon," you say? The local lord can send a score of these loyal men, a mere drop in the pond, and they will brute force this "dungeon" with ease. Many are trained to battle on foot. View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace AH-4125.png, 45KiB, 850x850 Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 03:13:10 No.67688063 Replies: 313 View Report Your heavily-armored character squares off against a man-at-arms clad in full harness. Your character foolishly swings a greatsword, trying to cut through steel plate. The blade simply bounces off. Not a single attempt at half-swording at mordhau. What arrogance, thinking that a sword could cut through plate armor. The man-at-arms knows the right weapon for the job. He brings out a war hammer, flips it around to the spike, and drives it into your character's helmet. The spike fails to go through, for the swing was quick and one-handed, but your character is hopeless rattled and left defenseless. The man-at-arms tackles your stunned character to the ground. He easily jams a stiletto into your character's visor. What did you expect would happen, thinking a blade could go through harness? Have you not the slightest whit of knowledge of Harnischfechten? The war hammer spelled the death of the knight more readily than any firearm. Trace image_18159.png, 143KiB, 1750x1750 Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 11:16:25 No.67305917 Replies: 137 View Report The spear is the chosen weapon of infantry units for its simplicity and its effectiveness in massed ranks. So it is that out of the many levied peasants your character charges, one strikes true. One spearhead impales your character's throat. Your character collapses with no last words but for a pathetic gurgle from a gushing throat. The law of large numbers is a cruel mistress. What were you thinking? Did you think yourself invincible just for being a "hero"? Such hubris. Battles and wars are fought and won not with individual "heroes," but with generals, logistics, tactics, and masses of men. View Same Google iqdb Sauce NAO Trace mak-9023.jpg, 101KiB, 1024x1024 Anonymous Wed 01 Jul 2020 10:46:29 No.73493497 Replies: 211 View Report A crossbow bolt slams into your character's eye. Your character perishes instantly. The crossbowman was a peasant. It was his first time to ever pick up a crossbow. The peasant got lucky. The battle around your character continues. Your character will be forgotten, just another arrogant fool who thought themselves invincible against common threats. What made you think that your character was any more "invincible" than the great warriors and kings of history who died from ignoble and lucky shots? When will you lean that none can be a "hero" when anyone can die from a stray blade, arrow, or bolt from a lucky peasant at the wrong time? You underestimate just how fragile the human body is and how easy it is to die in the chaos of battle. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_1_of_England Richard the Lionheart was basically a level 20 fighter, but a lucky peasant took him out with a crossbow. Something to think about next time you think your high level character is invincible.$

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You get in a minecart and pull the lever in order to traverse the dungeon really really fast The minecart is rapidly accelerating and you discover that the only 'handbrake' is a grapple hook and rope You throw the hook and the cart stops but you are all thrown into a subterranean lake, but everybody is alive There's something in the water

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AIR Making the npc cat in your game have plot armor Making the npc cat require charisma saves to avoid praising it (Nilbog style)

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162KiB, 889x775, wicker-1.jpg View Same Google iqdb SauceNAO Trace Duel to the Fiery [23/3/17] Death Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 08:19:33 No.87307169 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>87309774 >>87310082 >>87311244 >>87314181 >>87314215 In my DND world, there is no justice system because everyone has figured out that the best way to do it is the Duel to the Fiery Death. If two guys got a problem? Everyone knows to go to the biggest building in town. Everyone sets it on fire. Then the guys fight and Duel to the Fiery Death. If it's a whole bunch of guys who got a dispute? They go into teams (shirts v. skins) and do a whole bunch of duels inside the biggest burning building at once. Whenever there's a Duel to the Fiery Death everyone else starts playing music in a band and the girls dress up to make things hotter (metaphorically). If you can't do a Duel to the Fiery Death? Then the guys just gotta settle the problem like adults. Thoughts? Makes it more interesting and fitting for DND I think. Anonymous Tue 10 Jan 2023 09:39:42 No.87307758 Report Seems like you want to talk a bit more about this concept so I'm interested to see how your infrastructure and various population centres work. Can you explain that a bit more? My immediate thought is that under your system it's unlikely anything larger than homogenous Hamlets of a half dozen buildings would exist- because they'd be unable to grow any larger as they'd have to keep burning stuff down. Also as the system is universal what led all cultures to adopt it? What made it so effective compared to say something like regulated duels or enforced legal codes?

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