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Anonymous 787 KB JPG 12/23/23(Sat)08:33:29 No.911217147 >start urethral sounding years ago out of some very faint curiosity for it >slowly get more and more into the kink >start stretching things because the thought of getting my ex's fingers in there was hot >fast forward to today >stretched out to 18 mm, enough to take an average girl's middle finger all the way in >piss stream is starting to be f----- up from how big the hole has become >even when I'm not playing with it, it still kinda visibly gapes open >i'm breaking my d--- because of some dumb fetish but i can't stop stretching because of how sexually gratifying i find the "chase" of a bigger size >primarily a gay kink but i'm straight so I can't even find someone to do this with unless it's some mistress that I have to pay like a luxury escort has anyone else had their life taken over by some stupid fetish out of nowhere? sexually speaking i'm rather normal except for this specific kink and i believe it's just some outlet for latent mental illness, i don't think i can just outgrow it at this point though.

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Anonymous 787 KB JPG 12/23/23(Sat)08:33:29 No.911217147 >start urethral sounding years ago out of some very faint curiosity for it >slowly get more and more into the kink >start stretching things because the thought of getting my ex's fingers in there was hot >fast forward to today >stretched out to 18 mm, enough to take an average girl's middle finger all the way in >piss stream is starting to be f----- up from how big the hole has become >even when I'm not playing with it, it still kinda visibly gapes open >i'm breaking my d--- because of some dumb fetish but i can't stop stretching because of how sexually gratifying i find the "chase" of a bigger size >primarily a gay kink but i'm straight so I can't even find someone to do this with unless it's some mistress that I have to pay like a luxury escort has anyone else had their life taken over by some stupid fetish out of nowhere? sexually speaking i'm rather normal except for this specific kink and i believe it's just some outlet for latent mental illness, i don't think i can just outgrow it at this point though.

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